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Q: How does Monoid tune his guitar? A: Drop DXM Tuning Q: What's Haft's favorite method when rubbing one out? A: The Bionic Hand (a derivative of ) Q: Where is PhobioZero? A: NOT HERE |
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Q: How many electroacoustic musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to rig the piano on ropes, one to play the piano, and a third to stand on top of the piano as it spins, holding the bulb to the socket. |
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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "listen2meTalk" "Sorry, we don't want any" *closes thread* |
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Q: What kind of rods are stupid assholes? A: drill rods Q: Who can piss off? A: Most of us Q: Who's the worst? A: Colani or whatever that jerk's name is. |
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One time, there was this guy who asked this other guy to fart on his wife for a dollar. So the other guy turned away from his wife, bent over and farted. "no no, you have to fart directly on her" said the first guy. So then he walked right over and put his butt directly on her and farted. "no no, you have to fart directly on her face". So then the guy bent over and held his wife's head in his hands and farted on her face. "no no, you have to do it bare ass". The 2nd guy sighed, threw the other guy's wife to the ground, pulled his pants off and sat directly on her face then let loose a solid minute long raunchy dark chocolate motor rev leaving a huge skid mark on her face. "sir can I have my dollar now" he said, and was handed a dollar as promised. He used the dollar to wipe his ass. |
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i think you took a bit too much delight in crafting that one, w M w. |
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omg that's racist |
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Q: When was xlt founded and for what purpose? A: Penis. |
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i walked my dog with my balls outside of my pants. |
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One time there was this guy; his name was Peepee Pete. Well Peepee Pete met this other guy whose name was Ham Sandwich. Pete said "hey, have you ever gone freeballin?" Sandwich said "Hold on let me look that up in urban dictionary on my macfag proprietary user subjugating making-prison-trendy intelliphone... oh you mean walking around with no underwear on?" Pete: "No, I mean cutting your scrotum skin off and just walking around with your ball innards hanging out... you know, "freeballin"". Then he lifted his robe and showed Sandwich his disguisting ball innards. Sandwich fainted. Pleased, Peepee Pete covered his robe back up and walked around to find more people to talk to. |
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wMw is really thriving in this environment. |
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I dare not deny his post as a beacon of excellence. |
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Hey I got one! What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? EpicMegaTrax can't take a joke! |
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This was a documentary. |
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Hey steinvord, you really should shave that bush this is 2013 Miss |
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freeballin ftw |
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