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I almost got in a fist fight with my neighbour today. That fucker parked his car on my parking space. I thought this was a good opportunity to gain some confidence. So i started to complain and told him to park his somewhere else. He lost his nerves and pushed me a few times....i was tempted to beat the fuck out of him, but i feared the legal consequences. Than his ugly girlfriend came and calmed him down. What made me do this was a book on cognitive behaviour therapy. The author a psychology professor recommands all these strange exercises to his readers. I now feel very good, but i don't know...it was my goal to be more friendly towards people..but maybe i have to go thru this. |
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hahahaha! |
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trent reznor would be so proud of you |
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It is funny because i read all this literature on human communication and emotions....and now i a doing exactly the opposite - I am being violent |
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It is funny because i read all this literature on human communication and emotions....and now i a doing exactly the opposite - I am being violent |
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I dunno i don't want to be the lab rat of a social psychologist nor do i want to experiment with other peoples feelings like this... |
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Apologise to him. for gods sake. you can't have a battle on your hands with a neighbour. love him. buy him a beer. : ) |
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No, My therapist says i should troll him more |
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what if he wee's in your milk bottles? |
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tbf youre pretty good at that |
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The real violent shit is jet to come. |
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you need to eat something sweet like dates or chocolate. |
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The thing is, i know this guy is beating his girlfriend. I will now reveal the violent side of this retard to the public. Maybe this is a systemic intervention that has some long lasting effects |
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Follow him to where he drinks Rohypnol his drink Damage his hands and claw his face Steal his house-keys Ensure he doesn't make it home Go into his house and beat his girlfriend to death Leave his keys in the door Sorted for life. If she's ugly and has him beating her you'd be putting her out of her misery |
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"I almost got in a fist fight with my neighbour today. That fucker parked his car on my parking space." I was in same situation and I parked in another place. |
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Yeah, i could have parked somewhere else...but what about my self respect, dignity, self esteem...it will suffer under these circumstances...lol |
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you've become one of them. The ones that make this world a miserable place. The place you're crying about all these years in all your posts. Be proud of it. |
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Yes, father forgive me |
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If I were you I would want to kill him, but thinking of the consequences would prevent me to do so. I would want kill myself instead, it's just less hassle, but that would make my family so sad. Then I roll a spliff and play Unreal Tournament and wait that this fucking life comes to an end by itself. |
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..wait for this fucking life to come to... |
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i had shit neighbors, once. i moved. |
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This friday, i got an appointment with a new therapist. She is specialized in cognitive behaviour therapy. Yes, it is a female doctor. Dunno, if that will matter to me. Lets see how this turns out |
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It's a waste of money and time |
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I don't care, it is free in germany. I have some ideas about what i want to acchieve there. I got along with my last therapist very well, but we didn't make any progress. If the same thing happens again i am just gonna cancel the therapy. |
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Don't be a cunt. Monoid is seeking help which proves he's smart and wants to have a healthier life. Also there are some great doctors out there. Though far more shit ones. |
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I've got the idea you don't want to make progress, or do you have examples you did in the past? |
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The record has been skipping repeatedly |
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some idiot neighbour of an old friends of mine, threatened another driver with a gas-gun to let him park in that (public) lot they were both just about to get in. jerk lost the license and the story made the local newspapers. i know it can be really tough to get a parking space in this here area with the highest car/population rate in all of germany, but what a stoopid chav.. |
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like the guy out of 'no country for old men' ? |
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ha, that scene recently brought back the memory aswell. |
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I am only trying to help monoid i am giving him feedback he can work with |
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Yeah well I do. Too bad it is not that easy and I am a very lazy person. |
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This behaviour is repeatable in lab experiments. The more rats you put in a confined space, the more aggressive to one another you become. I normally dislike violence, but subject me to crowds for long enough and my threshold of tolerance become "I become fighty" dwindles rapidly. I don't go into the centre of cities on weekends in the run up to Christmas any more. I walked away from a fist fight with a stranger in a car park a few years back. Lots of people, rushing and stressed out means that you're far more likely to get into trouble. Even if you're a saint, the chances of accidentally upsetting someone who isn't go through the roof in the run up to Christmas. 'Tis the season of ill manners and violence amongst all men... |
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YAY! I knew it'd work. Is it Albert Ellis by any chance? I know he's REBT, but I thought you might have meant him because CBT is so similar. If not, what book is it in particular? |
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I did not read anything by A. Ellis himself. It were just books that mentioned him, and also incooprated other therapeutic teqniques. Which actually makes you wonder - a real dictor would ask you what meds you are already taking before prescribing you something else |
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i went to the doctor once when i was younger and not at work, he really was pushing stuff i kept saying no thank you. he kept saying go on , i said no thanks , he said but you don’t pay for prescriptions do you? i said i don’t think so?. he said well go on then!! i said but i haven’t got a sore throat, he said yeah but you may get tonsillitis. I went in for a bruised arm. i swear to god i should have gone to another doctor as an emergency appointment that same day and asked " so you see any evidence at all of tonsillitis?" i should have reported him. I didn’t get tonsillitis and there was nothing wrong with my throat at all. that s**t prescribes stuff to old people for blood pressure and diabetes and all sorts of stuff. |
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What about tranquilizers or pain killers? |
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Sounds like you're in America. :D It's crazy that adverts for prescription medicine are legally allowed to exist anywhere other than in medical journals/magazines. |
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go to a doctors in america for a nose bleed , come out with new butt implants. |
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I visited this lady doctor today. Now, i really think our conversation went well, meaning that i could describe her my current problems and the expectations and goals i have for this therapy. I was also very calm and focused. I also asked her a few question about her work. I am seeing her again in 10 days. Lets see how this goes... |
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She knows my old therapist. Very funny. |
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are you in the uk monoids? |
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No. Germany |
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oh, yes I remember now. i did have uk tytpe question, nevermind. have a nice weekend |
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*type |
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I am in the UK. Perhaps I can help? |
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hello ceri. its o.k i just wanted to know if he was in the Uk having any trouble with benefits or if he was working. The UK is hitting people very hard at the moment with medical reviews. i have solutions to avoiding that nazi shite. i doubt its as bad in Germany, as in the UK . serious, i read that some people with chronic arthritis receive 0 points at their review and are told they can work on building sites. they have to appeal and receive up to 35 percent less benefit whilst they await up to 9 months for judgement from a tribunal court. |
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and any doctors notes or hospital assessments are purposefully ignored so that they can reduce benefit and pressure sick people into work. |
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You would believe anything you simpleton, I saw this note from Monoid the other day on his Farcebook |
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i've always loved the yin yang wmw-moniod (sic) shit on here. always brings me back. great stuff james, i for 1 love u to pieces. keep up the good work! |
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