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Mine's is yellow. When I have to go pee, I say "Come on out a 'ere, c'mon, get! Seeewweeeeey!" and my penis shyly comes out wearing a cowboy hat with a strand of hay in his mouth. He takes the hay out with one of his stubby ball hands and spits in the toilet like a spittoon, then he fires a solid beam of flourescent yellow liquid that leaves a smouldering black mark on the porcelin and boils the water. Then he says "'scuse me, say hi to aunt bessy" and meanders back into the cave of my Calvin Klein underpants. |
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mine goes brown when i pee on my poop. |
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black, lumpy |
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i saw mine red last month, involving a girl and a moon cup... |
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rainbow color |
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no colors today. |
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strangebow fl'a'vord |
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but who wants a living room thats piss-coloured i suppose |
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Gold, but I have twin jets that both miss the toilet |
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Don't cross the streams, bro. |
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Hah for some reason i began reading thinking Monoid was the author. Less than half of half a second later it was clear this was the work of superimaginationman Wank masturbate Wank. |
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So you like to discourage the use of imagination. The state likes people like you because you are the true executive body, enforcing rigid sterility on your own peers. There are too few authorities for them to have real power so they manipulate useful idiots like you. |
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These are the days of the week I take a poop: monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday. I will never poop on sunday, NEVER! Not on the lord's day. |
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You aren't imaginative, you just spout uninspired meandering drivel again, and again. You are unimaginative personified. |
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Come on, i may get bored with your style but i don't think you're as dumb as to think i like to discourage the use of imagination. Maybe secretly i wish you would stop being the poop guy. |
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He doesn't give a shit though does he? He's like Monoid's alter ego. I give both those mentioned above credit for keeping this place alive though. Sort of alive. Have we all become caricatures of ourselves? |
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Haha! probably. |
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You don't see the bigger picture punchline of how the meandering drivel is a parody of my pathetic pointless life as well as the life of everyone who visits xltronic. None of us were given a chance, by design. We should be working together to usurp the elite propagandists like tom hanks rather than infighting. You think its a coincidence that someone who can't act and would steal jar jar's pineapple fritter would star in every movie ever made? |
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I rest my case. |
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What is your favorite Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job episode? |
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Many, many years ago in my little head i was convinced you were one of qrter's many dupes. I was full of hope. When i used to care. If someone on here was a bit harsh with me i'd worry about it in bed. |
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Since i ate Reniform (puls?) Datura seeds, (do it do it do it die haahahe) i felt peeing to be difficult. Fortunately i drink coffee and beer on an houlrly basis so it's completely unnoticable. |
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transparent to yellow in actual reality. |
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