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I thought about this. I want sex. But I am very shy. I also don't feel like going out on a saturday evening, because I don't feel good enough about myself to meet other people. I also think i will come across as weird. That means, i won't get my needs fullfilled. Seriously, this is driving me insane. |
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Walk around the mall with your dick out. Or just go to a coffee shop or bookstore and be yourself. Just fucking talk to someone, who gives a shit if one person decides they aren't interested in spending more time with you. Given the number of humans on Earth, most people aren't compatible. Get used to people not understanding you, and embrace your "weirdness". Women appreciate confidence more than they do you acting like you're somebody you're not. Just fucking be yourself, go outside and try it, don't keep searching for how to do it, just figure it out by fucking doing it. |
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You dislike everything. You need to be like George Costanza (from Seinfeld, another thing you probably dislike) and always do the opposite of what your instincts say, because your instincts are obviously kaput. Either that, or you're trolling for lulz after spending the last 3 hours getting laid. |
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Here is some of earth taken from the International Space station. Somehow it works for me as a motivation video. |
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monoid, you make a lot of awkward threads but i will try to help you out you can't find some magic strategy and eyeball the perfect girl, walk up and ask what she likes for breakfast, u noe? you're going to strike out, probably a lot. but if you keep swinging, you'll score eventually. meanwhile, you keep an eye on what seems to make the gals pull the eject lever and move on. hell, watch other guys and see what they do. talk to yourself in the mirror. work out more. or just stay home and download porn |
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start masturbating! You will feel great about yourself! |
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Why do you think my threads are akward? |
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because YOU are fucking awkward. fortunately, thanks to michael cera, chicks like awkward guys, so it's all good. |
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Monoid, I'm becoming frustrated with you. Who cares if you come across as weird? Everyone worries about that shit from time to time. Just don't reject yourself. Also, you don't have a need for sex. You won't die if you don't have sex. Sex is a want. Be more rational. Stop thinking in black-and-white. Stop rejecting yourself. Stop masturbating with self-pity. Try meeting women in different ways. Like interesting forums and shit (not this one). |
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Becoming frustrated? Only now? After almost 10K posts of typical monoidisms? That's rough! I have to say, the avatar is brilliant though. It makes the man. Kinda like Sean Connery made James Bond. |
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FUCK OFF AND DIE? |
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If I'd accept myself more, maybe I wouldn't constantly worry how i come across to other people. It is true, in everyday life i can't really be the way i want to be around most people. This doesnt have to be my personal problem but it could also mean i have a problem with this society...hmm |
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perhaps society has a problem with you, and thats why we're all conspiring to make sure you never get laid, ever. |
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Psychoanalysis and porn will help me to deal with this problem |
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psychoanalysis treats your fears as if they are useless anomalies, that just need to be wiped out via therapy so you can be a normal, functioning citizen. however, you could treat your fears not as mere errors that need to be overcome, but as stuff that can be used and re-channelled for new, greater, creative purposes. (theoretically, at least.) |
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Cry loudly and eternally. |
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Yes, i think i will become gay |
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drink lots of beer! |
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Monoid have you thought about buying an impotence ring? |
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No and No. |
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your other account(s) is(are) funnier |
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why not drink lots of beer? |
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