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Ah, roommates... ...the number one reason to work hard at school and get your own place. Waiting till someone owes you $3000 is mental though. My claw hammer comes out $2500 sooner than that. |
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tell the ar*e to pay the money 300 pound a month , or take teh bitch to court. |
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dear dagibit he aint gonna pay you sh*te, he may give you 100 dollar,but that month he wont pay rent, he knows he can get away with it. and drinks and spends your money at the arcades. you have to get him in a room, with the rest of your mates and tell him to pay up , or tell him you'll take him to court. start to add interest. so he has to get a loan to pay you ASAP. get a credit card application form, fill it out with him, have him sign and post it yourself. when the card arrives transfer to your account. if you cant do that? call the equaliser. |
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do not tell him your new address , do not have that address writen down Anywhere. tell your mates the same. make sure you get the post in the morning. |
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make sure he cant get your 'whois' info. ect.... |
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he's just a spoiled brat, i'm sure. cut your loss and move on, i think is the best thing to do |
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One thing I really hate, is constant lying and stealing like your roomy. What I would've done if someone was very obviously stealing my vodka and denying it-- I would've poured into the vodka some liquid LSD (hard to find in US, but easier to get in UK). I'm talking like, one shot would be 50 doses of LSD. Poetic psychedelic justice. Since he is "not drinking it", no harm done. |
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second sentence in the whole thread: "He is subletting from somebody on the lease so he is not on the contract." yeah, you don't have shit on him, he owes you nothing. that's why you don't sublet, and don't let your roommates do it without a sublet lease. |
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Tie him up when he is sleeping then force feed him slugs. Dragon punch his balls and have dogs rape him. Then dump him in a sewer covered in leaches after putting wasps up his bum. Or just be lame and moan about it on a forum. |
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ask yourself: what would monoid do ..and then do nothing |
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melt a plastic bottle and smoke them out. microwave some popcorn for five minutes. |
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Super toxic smoke bo/\/\b. ping-pong/table tennis ball. aluminium foil. wrap the ping-pong ball with the foil. get a pin and poke many holes in it. light the ball through one of the small pin pricks. chuck it and get as far away from the smoke as you can. yell fire in the hole! come back later. |
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Tell him all to buy a nice glass of iced tea. Then drink the tea down in the hatch. Later tell them all to drink of iced tea. Then drink it down the hatch. He is just going to leave when you all move out and never pay you the money. |
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Man this could have been avoided had you taken action earlier. Just lock the booze if you have to. As for the rent, good luck! Again, don't wait a million years to do something. |
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Reverse psychology: give him tons of money. |
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buy a fish and toss it behind the couch. leave it there til the maggots and stink overwhelm then pick up the fish and squeeze the nasty juices into a booze bottle for roommate to drink. knowing you won't do this makes it ok. |
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I bet if you get him pretty drunk you could convince him to do this. First get him quite drunk, then put wire around his neck and pull hard until he agrees to give you the money |
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Just leave and move into your own place where you can make your own rules ESCAPE - it really works wonders |
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Or you can try the Gay lord way of doing things: http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=how+to+deal +with+difficult+people+at+home&oq=how+to+deal+with+difficul t+people+at+home&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&gs_l=hp.3..0.2218.6305.0. 6726.41.21.0.17.17.2.178.2177.12j9.21.0...0.0.KFn6JC9FB_A&p bx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=bdc215824a94b0b5 &biw=1241&bih=606 http://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&gs_nf=1&pq=how%20to%20deal%2 0with%20difficult%20people%20at%20home&cp=16&gs_id=6f&xhr=t &q=assertiveness+techniques&pf=p&sclient=psy-ab&oq=assertiv eness+te&aq=0&aqi=g4&aql=&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw .r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=bdc215824a94b0b5&biw=1241&bih=606 http://www.fabulousmag.co.uk/fabmag/_fabulous/nolfabulous_f eatures/1367381/Get-your-own-way-every-day.html |
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my suggestion: slowly stand up in the middle of the night and be sure he's sleeping and then BACH !!!!! put your bronze postument on his face |
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I'm going to try to use Bach as an interjection more often. |
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squeeze a queeze chocolate cream at fridays only £6.99 |
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You're a weak piece of shit and i hope he comes in your room while you sleep and has a tiny piss on your face. This would be after he drinks your fucking vodka of course. |
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lol @ tiny piss |
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out of all the tldr how do you get unstable booze? |
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putting too much sugar init or something`?? |
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If you want to be an asshole back to him: Assuming you don't have any documents with his name on it, and he hasn't provided any kind of rent payment from the start, I think you would be justified in changing the locks on him and tell him to either come back with a legal document stating that you need to let him in, or come back with rent owed. If you don't touch his stuff he can't claim theft, he left it there on his own recognizance and you haven't done anything to move it or cause it to be moved. If he tries to break in charge him with breaking and entering and try to get temporary conditions set up against his being near your property. |
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Start using DUBturbo |
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"The line was drawn with me when I found my 90 proof vodka frozen solid to the bottom." Vodka doesn't freeze right? Or have I been blatantly misinformed? Either way, he sounds like a real douche bag. |
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Well, it could be worse, you could be living with dethpeel, who is obviously a massive bitter cunt with aspergers. |
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i'm wondering if the implication was that he poured some water back into the bottle in order to be less obvious. |
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ah man, now i realize why my vodka froze back in 2006... |
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That was so obvious to me reading the story, that I wondered whether there was some private joke amongst forum members in not recognising this fact, or if the average XLT denizen is even more retarded than I had previously assumed. |
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to be perfectly honest, i probably would have missed it if someone hadn't already told me a similar story. |
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i guess i was never broke or desperate enough to come up with that on my own.... or maybe it's more a teenage years discovery (i didn't get drunk until college, and there i had no reason to be sneaky about it). |
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Is Dagibit still around? I would have just filled an old bottle of jaeger with bleach. |
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That's a good approach. To mimic Jaeger, you probably want to chuck a bit of iodine in with the bleach too. The thief would probably not realise they had been duped until they were deep in the throes of chlorine burns. |
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there's a point where it crosses over from passive-aggressive revenge to aggravated assault or attempted murder, ceri |
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