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You are hearby invited to apply for positions within my 'Jedi Corporate Structure'.....please specify what position within the organisation you'd like to apply for specifying qualifications and various styles of skills you possess. Candidates must be able to demonstrate effective use of the Force. Later on over the weekend, I will publish the complete 'corporate structure for all to see'.....applications should be left here for myself, and my second in command Pachi, to review... Good Luck...and may the Force be with you! DISCLAIMER: Dark Side CG â„¢ is a small and highly-focused organization, founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling the galaxy.We provide direction to our partner organizations through knowledge, management,incident control and our rapid on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CGâ„¢ is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft Corporation. |
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thanks master......i will NEVER turn to the darkside......NEVER......... |
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Did you not read the disclaimer? |
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I never got this lightsaber-thing. Why does everyone have it on their pics? =( tell me. please. |
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i am not very intelligent - so you guys simply tell me who we don't like. |
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im a true sith and i dont dont need anything else but my dark powers! |
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I've started something big Ictroboy - it all to do with the celebration of the new Star Wars film thats released next month... Join the DarkSide - you know you want to! |
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yeah I want to he a sith mercenary guy... you tell me who to kill, and I kill em... |
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Oh ok. I get it =) it truly looks cool. |
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kill .......... PHOBIA!!!! |
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You want in? |
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That kinda talk is gonna get you banned! Careful now! |
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Jedi Chris, I would like to apply for the position of "Jedi Muffin Man"!skills I possess are as follows-Cooking hotdogs with my mind,Making a complete fool of myself at large partys,able to consume more Grain Alcohol than any other human around ,!I can make popsicle stick pencil holders ,I can hold my breath till I pass out!!!!Back in 1991 I was at a Flock of Seagulls reunion concert and I had a few too many shots of Jagermeister. Well within 15 minutes I jumped on the stage, snuffed the lead singer and broke into my own rendition of 'I Ran.' As the song went on the crowd grew impatient with my drunken antics. Bottles started flying my way. I caught one, threw it back at the crowd, jumped into the audience feet first and accidently kicked an 86 year old nun who happened to be a huge new wave fan!!!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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no worry i was just kidding |
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consult me for jedi training and implementation of various skillz |
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Just let all the applicant's have the opportunity to submit their applications first Pachi.. |
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acknowledged |
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and for you new recruits, keep in mind that i may be a small monkey, but i've had many a strong bind with yoda... |
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bond*, not bind |
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yep; but i gotta yellow one which actually is stronger than yours (i hope) |
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No squabbling please! |
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Sorry master, I read the two words 'corporate structure' and reset my computer, screaming! |
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hope is your only weapon at the moment... |
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we will get stronger |
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i wanna be the poopmonger jedi dude.... |
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Keep 'em coming guys! |
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what´s this mumbo_jumbo!!!! i shall not be under pachi´s command.....EVIL MONKEY!!! *turns light saber on* *walks slowly towards ze monkey*.... *SLASHES HIS FREAKIN´ HEAD OFF!!* hehehehehehehehhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.. .... you´re no match to me !!! the evil wee_man stands alone in battle against the "eviliest" witch......LeCoeur´s robe shall be mine!!!!!! hihihihihihhi! AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
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dont fuck with my double lightsaber! |
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This is not going look very good in your favour Corn-mouth...I suggest you apologise, before we assign you to emptying trash bags... |
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*turns wee_saber off* *bows head* i´m sorry jedichris....it´s just that the dark force´s been flowing through my wee vains too loudly since i got ze light saber....... *silently turns saber back on* ON GUARD! JEDI BITCH! hehehehehehehe! |
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I am constituting my bloodbear army, the power is with me... Come everyone. |
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You know you really want to join us.....want a lightsaber for your bear? |
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Ok that will be fun :-) |
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My email address is in my profile. |
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There a LOT of Star Wars threads on this page! |
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Jedi Chris I would like to apply for the "Dark Sith Bad Karma Guru" position. My force powers include the ability to draw negative karmic forces to myself without the benefit of positive karmic reciprocity. My accomplishments include: Going on a trip to London only to find out that RDJ would be Djing the week after I left, Getting tickets to back-to-back radiohead shows, waiting in line for 4 hours at the gate in 85 degree weather, only to have the arena FLOODED in a rain storm, having 2 of the people I love develop life threatening illnesses in the past 2 months, among other negative karmic forces. It takes a true master of the nega-karma ways to accomplish such feats |
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Its on its way to you! Another victory for Jedi-kind! You see, Jarworski, dimplomacy.....violence isn't always the solution! |
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Fear darth viagria |
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Impressive! |
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Really? Haven't got anything yet. |
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"There a LOT of Star Wars threads on this page!"------------hell yeah........... |
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Im applying as darth d-hex for the dark side hotel and resort pool manager. I can add chlorine to the water through my ring finger, and make pool toys out of rubber bands. And if any pirates try to ruin one of our pool parties, i will have a slash fest on their poop dex. |
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i can also make greedo granola bars bantha burritos dooback donuts and Lando ham sandwhiches. |
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gay gay gay |
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I see you have a flair for the hospitallity and catering side of the organisation. |
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yes, the dark side would be nothing without their Lando ham sandwhiches. |
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no matter what you are trying to organize stuff you will never succed cause me, the almighty emperor is in charge and if you will not be turned you will be destroyed! |
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jedi chris.. has the position of Emperor of the Galactic Empire been taken? if not, i'd be willing to do that if you have already taken that position for urself, and pachi is second in command... hm.. i would be more than willing to be an agent of evil... more machine now than man... i could be a bounty hunter for you my resume is ver impressive.. i have experience in the field, and im homer simpson, damn it! |
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Episode II will suck. |
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im the emperor!!!!!!!! no one will take my place. |
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