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chicken paste man!! on 2001-06-24 20:45 [#00010874]

i am chicken paste man!!!!

i eat chicken paste.

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-24 23:21 [#00010877]

Fascinating.

chicken paste man!!!! on 2001-06-24 23:25 [#00010879]

i am chicken paste man!!!!

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-24 23:55 [#00010882]

Oh, yes. You said that before I think... That's nice. Now
just lean against the wall, these men have to put these
handcuffs on you. No, they're not handcuffs, I mean they're,
um, happy cuffs. They'll make you happy when you put them
on, yeah that's it. So long, you're going to a nice, nice
place.

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 07:36 [#00010904]

I know who you REALLY are. You're Duck Paste Man in
discuise! Admit it! I have you now Duck Paste Man!

IT IS I, YOUR NEMESIS, THERMO NUCLEAR RADIOACTIVE SUPER FLY
PROTON IRON MAN!

M from Fraggle Rock on 2001-06-25 07:53 [#00010910]

*sigh*
you're right, I'm but only rooster paste man in discuise....

chicken paste man!!! on 2001-06-25 09:10 [#00010933]

rooster paste man??? duck paste man???
who are these fools?? i piss on them!

i am chicken paste man!!

od from perth on 2001-06-25 15:34 [#00010979]

is there somethign wrong with me
coz i reckon this shit is dead funny

go chicken paste man im your #1 fan.

chicken paste man!! on 2001-06-25 15:53 [#00010984]

do you eat chicken paste??!!!

\/\/ooƒerAttack²_____ from Milan on 2001-07-20 18:05 [#00016853]

This is the real Chicken Paste Man who I known... sigh...
sigh... sigh... You were so funny and original... I thought
you were the original Richard D. James.
Chicken Paste Man find yourself again!

\/\/ƒ

m....MwMw wwW(m M m)Www wMwM....m on 2001-07-20 18:13 [#00016855]

What REALLY made it so good was my EXTREMELY witty and
hilarious replies. (pats self on back)

walt from europe on 2001-07-20 18:23 [#00016856]

what's chicken paste? and who is a man who is made up of
chicken paste?

walt from europe on 2001-07-20 18:24 [#00016857]

hühner pasteten mann!!!!

walt from europe on 2001-07-20 18:26 [#00016858]

Answer my question, hühnerpastetenmann, please...

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-21 12:12 [#00016944]

yeah - i am chicken paste man!!
this is me!! woofer - don't complain!! i was, am, and always
will be chicken paste man!! do not have any expectaions as
to who you think i am or what you want me to be - i am
chicken paste man!! no more, no less.
....and if you don't like it...well...
..........you can all smell my arse!!

Thiefofalways from Germany on 2001-07-21 12:49 [#00016948]

Chicken Paste Man, BEWARE. That evil prophet of God, Moses
is lurking around here somewhere, and if not for I, Turkey
Gibblet Man (during the day Im mild manner soldier,
theifofalways) and the help of Ming (the delicious sweet and
sour) Chicken man and our ally Mouse Mousse, you wouldnt
have lived to write another day. While having a pint and
playing Uno, I overheard the clandestine plot of the above
metioned Shepard of God with Tony Blair and the guy in the
gold disco jacket from the Fats n Smalls video. They were on
there way to an all you can eat chicken pastse
establishment, and were talking about 'whacking' a certain
well known celeb\farm fowl super hero, which Mousse and I
immediately interpreted as you... In any case, we followed
them out and mugged the three of them, and in the process
found them all carrying those little metal thermometers you
stick in a roast chicken to check the tempera...you get the
point. Alas my friend, youve won a battle, but not the
war....Our 10 comandment carrying friend was not destroyed,
and you should be watching your back in any case. Your loyal
Poultry-Brother-In Arms,
Turkey Gibblet Man
(aka Thief of Always)

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-21 13:02 [#00016951]

gobble gobble

Thiefofalways from Germany on 2001-07-21 14:03 [#00016957]

you are welcome

Baron Von Picklefoot from The keep me under the stairs with only a canned ham to keep me company on 2001-07-21 14:54 [#00016960]

I brush my teeth with chicken past on Tuesdays but now I
just walk around town arguing with mailboxes over who took
my toothbrush.Henry you dance like a wooden Indian. PRICK OF
A OVEN LOOT HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!AKA BARON VON PICKLEFOOT P.S.
STOP USING MY BLUEBARRY JAM!!!

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-21 15:11 [#00016961]

Thiefofalways - as you are from germany i thought you may be
able to help. someone was impersonating me on this site and
i believe they were using the german language. i was
wondering if you could translate for me.

anyway here is what was said:
"sorry, das ich so blöd bin. es tut mir leid, sir. es tut
mir so sehr leid, dass ich mir gerade eben selbst gegen das
bein gepisst habe. verzeiht mir alle. bitte, bitte bitte.
ich kann nichts dafür, meine hormone sind etwas in wallung
geraten.
Außerdem ist mein NAME total beschissen."

Thiefofalways from Germany on 2001-07-21 17:18 [#00016977]

Brother CPM, as I am a foreign soldier living in Germany, i
could only make a very vauge guess at whats being said here.
I learned to speak german fairly well, but reading it is
another creature altogether. I can only pick out the
connecting words and i dont think what i can read will help
you much, but Misses Turkey Gibblet Man IS German and should
be over after work tomorrow or monday and she can read it.
Sorry mate, Viva La ChickenPaste

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-21 17:22 [#00016980]

immense dissapointment.

\/\/ooƒerAttack²_____ from Milan on 2001-07-23 14:39 [#00017352]

21/07/2001 Chicken Paste Man said to me...

"yeah - i am chicken paste man!!
this is me!! woofer - don't complain!! i was, am, and always
will be chicken paste man!! do not have any expectaions as
to who you think i am or what you want me to be - i am
chicken paste man!! no more, no less.
....and if you don't like it...well...
..........you can all smell my arse!!"

23/07/2001... 2 days later...

"sniff... sniff... sniff... gosh... sniff... sniff...
sniff... oh my god... it's disgusting... your arse... what
did you eat?... dead rats?... rotten fishes? the incredible
HULK? it's terrible...
You need an exorcist for your arse..."
"Chicken Paste Man can you put your arse in a automatic car
wash, please?"

\/\/ooƒer needs a glass of water... I am not very fine...
... ...

\/\/ƒ (in very bad conditions...)

Humpty Dumpty from Wonderland on 2001-07-23 14:57 [#00017354]

Shut your goddamn mouth you stoopid peace of shit. Fuckin´
homo puttin chicken paste in your ass to get the wounds off
ass fuckin´fixed.

Mescaline on 2001-07-23 15:00 [#00017355]

Heh, Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg
Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg!!!!
Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Egggs Eggggs

Mescaline on 2001-07-23 15:01 [#00017356]

Heh, Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg
Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg Egg!!!!
Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Eggs Egggs Eggggs
Chicken Paste Eggss

chicken paste man!! on 2001-07-23 15:18 [#00017361]

piss off egg man!!

WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2002-04-03 15:03 [#00156332]
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The crazy guy who I was speaking in the other topic is
this... what do you think???
Is he a chicken paste man or not? *lol*

Netlon Sentinel from eDe (Netherlands, The) on 2002-04-03 15:11 [#00156338]
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good times, good times.

Chris Ochre on 2002-04-03 15:11 [#00156339]
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I find the notion that you could be a living organsim borne
of chicken paste wholly improbable. Stop being silly.

Yours,

Protein Shake Boy.

Narkotic from United States on 2002-04-03 16:50 [#00156441]
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ah the good o' days of aphextwin.nu.. when i actually used
to laugh and have fun

Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-04-03 17:17 [#00156470]
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Har har har, now THAT is some absurd shit.

Actually, it's psychotic babble like that that made me come
here and stay here in the first place. This site has always
made me giggle, and occasionally urinate in my pants.

ceiling_fan from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-03 19:49 [#00156655]
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fold the cat and pack him up

supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-04-03 20:03 [#00156672]
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I 've never urinated in my pants,
Do you recommend it?

Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2002-04-03 20:09 [#00156676]
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know what's kinda funny is that in the Insta Noodle soup
stuff, or Roman noodles they use chicken powder, what the
hell is that?

wayout from the street of crocodiles on 2002-04-04 03:16 [#00157247]
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yes, youre not cool unless you pee your pants..

i also recommend it if you are in need of a quick shot of
warmth in your crotch area

Monoid from one source all things depend on 2002-09-07 02:47 [#00382763]
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Another forgotten NU Quality thread :-)

supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-09-07 02:55 [#00382765]
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...and I still didn't pee in my pants!

earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-09-07 03:08 [#00382774]
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top quality - more please!

supreme from Antwerp (Belgium) on 2002-09-07 03:11 [#00382777]
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i am chicken paste man!!!!

i eat chicken paste.

CHICKEN PASTE MAN WAS A GENIUS!

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-09-07 04:20 [#00382856]
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all I have to say is that eating paste of any kind is about
as fun as vomiting thru one of those play-do dispensers and
eating the loggish result.

im gonna go take a shit.

DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2002-09-07 04:26 [#00382859]
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-09-07 04:30 [#00382863]
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This is the kind of topic that was just begging to be
locked. But things were decadent.

But this topic serves a purpose. To show just how insane
things were back then. And hilarious. ;-) I am peeing in my
PJs as I type this. Sick.

ecnadniarb on 2002-09-07 04:32 [#00382864]
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But this type of thread won't exist in the future? Seems
kind of strange, that you like it so much but you no longer
permit it

Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-09-07 04:41 [#00382871]
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Well, I like it, but I'm not the boss here, Phobiazero is.
HE doesn't permit useless crap, and I am his slave.

There's enough funny weirdness here without wasting whole
topics on it, anyway.

Look back at the really old gibberish topics... it took the
board over, made it really really awful. A little oddness
and surrealism is good, but there were hundreds of topics
like these...

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-07 10:45 [#00382993]
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too bad a lot of good stuff is now buried. I bet baron von
picklefoot has all the old messages saved and stuck all over
his refrigerator with magnets shaped like miniature
refrigerators. We just need to find a way to communicate
with him to get copies. My idea is that someone should
puppeteer a mailbox while someone else hides in nearby
bushes and says it's dialogue. This will get his attention
so that a third person can grab his ring of 118 keys. We can
replace his refrigerator messages with napkins since it's
harmless enough and he won't know the difference. BEWARE of
his cat though.

WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2002-09-09 07:38 [#00384828]
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Chicken Paste Man where are you??? Come back soon...

aron from saskatoon (Canada) on 2002-09-09 07:41 [#00384830]
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ahhhh!!!!
i rmemeber when this topic was first posted!!!

w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-09-09 08:19 [#00384866]
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Man, I always thought duck paste man was the REAL paste man,
man.

oY paragraph up foo

od_step_cloak from Pleth (Australia) on 2002-09-09 09:17 [#00384925]
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yes.
i rememebr this!

chicken paste man = teh grouse

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