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I am looking for advice on how to make conversation. Usually i can't think of anything to say. |
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Let the girl do te talking..they love to talk. |
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I don't think your conversation, or lack of, is the problem. I'd concentrate on the fact that you're a fucking repugnant creep, odious to even the most vulnerable, damaged woman. |
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you put on your mexican hat, grab a guitar and sing "oooo sole mio..." ad infinitum |
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Definitely don't talk about politics or your communist view points. I don't know how women are in Germany but the ones here seem to like to verbalize everything they heard, did, saw... that day. When you first met them it's like being in a police interview, they want to know everything about your life, so they can later talk and make fun of you to their female friends. |
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Well I saw a pretty good example the other day. The girl was tied up and the guy was like *slap* "open your mouth" *slap*. She wasn't cooperating so he said: "I've got aaaaaalll day bitch!" Thought it was a pretty good line. You can also approach a girl and just ask if she would like to rent her body, 400$/month for the whole body or 100$/month for just the anus. Then there's the simple and classical line "would you like to exchange sexual favors"? |
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Thats just your opinion. |
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I think the guy comes over as pretty needy. Thats a huge turn off for most women. |
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exuding confidence + inside jokes = ladies - clothing |
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Lately i've become fascinated by the subject of communication. Right now i am reading an introducing to communication psychology, where things like the Organon model by Karl Bühler and the aspects of 'self disclosure' are discussed. I believe many of my personal 'problems' are related to this, because we create a certain reality (the term is pretty vague, i know) through communication. |
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try to show them your cock first or somehow steer the conversation towards the awesomness of your penis |
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wait. you just want a conversation. sorry |
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is a five part series showing on BBC 2 at the moment. It's good. And as always Stephen Fry is uber lovely. |
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http://www.amazon.com/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0 You might as well just read 671723650 if you think books will help you. |
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How to win friends...I read that already. But I want to dive deeper. Right into the nucleu |
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Right, Right into the nucleus of communication. |
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If you think having a conversation is science, you're already lost. Watch some Tarentino instead. Or read some books on story telling. |
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Isn't that a field of science? |
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What you need is shock treatment, to be put in a room full of random people and be forced to interact with them. Unless you're an aspie then that would be worse thing to do. |
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How are you gonna force me to interact with them? I can talk to work related things, when i am being forced in a room full of people at my job, but not much else |
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I don't know, sort of like going to group therapy. |
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The majority of communication is body language, so in a club, lots of suggestive winking and groinal thrusts whilst dancing in tight jeans should do the trick. Then when you have obviously reeled her in for chat, tell her how good at sex you are, whilst never looking away from her tits. They spend a lot of time dressing them for show, so it's very disrespectful to not express your interest. Finally, when you're finished your sexual anecdote, pat her on the fanny and take her to the nearest Nando's. From then on, she'll do anything you want. |
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you forget to tell him to drink a lot before the dance. |
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I can't dance. And I believe it is embarrasing and not much fun. Strange huh, to say such a thing on a board dedicated to dance music. |
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If you can't think of anything to say, feeeeel instead. Talk with your feelings. |
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Well, the only type of social interaction is trolling. Start by gathering information about your target with enemy surveillance from a safe distance, then use it all to defeat her, aka mate with her. Do illegal things but claim she is doing illegal things and threaten to report her to the authorities of a dangerous cult you pretend to belong to. Send her pizzas, sign her up for magazine subscriptions etc. She'll be scared at first but this is all part of the complex human courtship process, since humans have self domesticated obvious natural courtship, such as that displayed by Clark's Grebe, out of themselves. That's what happens when you destroy nature. All the useful mating scripts have been pushed out of my head to make room for being indoctrinated with the alphabet. Now you have to flail about in an embarrassing display of reproductive fail and use words of this alphabet to 'talk' to her (because the largest gang, the government, has made it illegal to touch her). I guess you could try some of these: "HI, DO YOU LIKE TEH IPHONE!" "I POOPED MY PANTS!" "DID YOU WATCHED AMERICAN IDOL YESTERTODAY!" "MERRY CHRISTMAS DO YOU THINK JESUS IS SECRETLY SATAN!" "PLEASE REPORT ME TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR BEING ILLEGALLY ATTRACTED TO YOU! I CONSENT FULL ARTIFICIAL DOMESTICATION!" Just troll yourself and join the gay scene even if you're not gay. Mate with a donkey. Drastic times call for drastic measures. |
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fav+ (before last w M w post) |
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don't worry about theory. Just start up a conversation and listen, try not to say anything too scarey weird. it is that simple. |
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monoid and wmw need to bum each other. oh wait... |
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In my journey to find a nice girlfriend i read lots of books, yet i think i moved away from my original goal. Why would you care about Karl Bühler, Albert Ellis or Eric Berne if you just want to get laid...i also read PUA literature which I found helpful!! But i did not have the guts to reality test it! I just want to know what the fuck can i do to not become a creepy loner? |
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nothing, kil yrself m8. youd be donig every1 a favour. no, serously pls do it. |
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FFS, half of the PUA literature is written by creepy loners getting out of their comfort zone. If you're still looking for advice after reading those, you might want to come out of the closet. |
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To talk to a girl all you have to do is talk to a man. Then reach up his ass and snatch out all his Y chromosomes... congratulations, you just talked to a girl. I wonder how male vs. female is compared to human vs. chimpanzee. Like could evolution theoretically divide man and woman so much genetically that they are a different species, thus ending both of the new species cuz they could no longer interbreed? What is the maximum amount of sexual dimorphism that dna will allow? Can a pixie female and a sasquatch male be the same species? I just remembered a scary ass dream about giants. The only dreams I have are nightmares. All the ones I don't remember, which is most, cake the insides of my skull, trapping in all my negative electrolytes and spiritual pokemon energies. |
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Hahaha |
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pure gold. monoid, as everyone else has said, just talk to the about assnine shit, they dont care much for for heavy subjects, if they do they will ask. then its upto you to not be a freak. good luck, because in my recent experience, women are all crazy bitches...... |
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Look for women who share the same interests and you'll have twatloads to talk about. |
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Also, don't go for a woman just based on her looks; unless all you're interested in is sex, which is rubbish without a love connection anyway. |
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Do you only masturbate to 'porn stars' or girls in porn you fell in love with? I don't think so... |
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My interests are very specific, so i am having a difficult time. A better way would be to share the fascination of these things with the said woman, so i might get her interested...in me. What do you Guys think about this strategy? |
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Like this: "Look, i can understand your fascination with Justin Bieber because happy pop music that doesnt take itself si seriously is nice once in a while. But if you want a deeper - emotionally and intellectually more rewarding experience you should listen to Richard James. He has been called the mozart of electronic music. A true genius when it comes to extatic experiences of pure rhythm that will change your perception of yourself and reality...without any drugs" |
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now you're taking the piss |
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It is easier to find someone who is interested in pop music, than to get someone interested in obscure IDM music. But this music is part of my personality, because it fits my taste. So getting a woman intersted in it, will get her hopefully intersted in you. What ELSE could you say? I mean 'Hi, nice music here' is just lame. |
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Being with another is not about having everything in common-- it is more about resulting in something greater than either could achieve alone, with both parties benefiting. "Hi, nice music here", might sound lame, but baby steps are required before running. Sometimes lameness can result in greatness, eventually. If you are too concerned with being James Bond + Zeus combined, you will talk with nobody and will end up a reclusive bore. |
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Thats what i am already a reculsive bore. But i try to work on myself |
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What's your personality type? |
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I registered an account at a large german dating site....as WOMAN. I stole some facebook pics of a very attractive blonde woman. And now i get like 40 or more messages from men a day!! The good news is: Most of them give me the same boring compliments. Nice smile, nice hair, nice eyes. It gets old if you reas the same stuff over and over again. But some of the men actually have game! I think i might learn a bit from them thru this...lets see how the rest of the conversation with them goes! |
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it's easy blow air through your neck and face meat it's like screaming but quieter |
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do you mastrubate on these man? |
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Nah. I am completly heterosexual. A heterosexual 'scientist', so to say. |
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Scientist are mostly progressive..what you are doing is done many times before. Maybe you should start reading 'the game', I heard that is a good book to score some women. |
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