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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-01 13:03 [#02421306]
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I am looking for advice on how to make conversation.
Usually i can't think of anything to say.


 

online -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-10-01 13:44 [#02421307]
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Let the girl do te talking..they love to talk.


 

offline Steinvordhosbn from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-01 13:57 [#02421308]
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I don't think your conversation, or lack of, is the problem.
I'd concentrate on the fact that you're a fucking repugnant
creep, odious to even the most vulnerable, damaged woman.


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-10-01 14:34 [#02421309]
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you put on your mexican hat, grab a guitar and sing "oooo
sole mio..." ad infinitum


 

offline Sano on 2011-10-01 14:56 [#02421310]
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Definitely don't talk about politics or your communist view
points. I don't know how women are in Germany but the ones
here seem to like to verbalize everything they heard, did,
saw... that day. When you first met them it's like being in
a police interview, they want to know everything about your
life, so they can later talk and make fun of you to their
female friends.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-01 16:15 [#02421313]
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Well I saw a pretty good example the other day. The girl was
tied up and the guy was like *slap* "open your mouth"
*slap*. She wasn't cooperating so he said:
"I've got aaaaaalll day bitch!"
Thought it was a pretty good line.

You can also approach a girl and just ask if she would like
to rent her body, 400$/month for the whole body or
100$/month for just the anus. Then there's the simple and
classical line "would you like to exchange sexual favors"?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-01 17:53 [#02421314]
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Thats just your opinion.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-01 18:01 [#02421315]
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I think the guy comes over as pretty needy. Thats a huge
turn off for most women.


 

offline loveeee on 2011-10-01 18:38 [#02421317]
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exuding confidence + inside jokes = ladies - clothing


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-01 18:49 [#02421321]
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Lately i've become fascinated by the subject of
communication. Right now i am reading an introducing to
communication psychology, where things like the Organon
model by Karl Bühler and the aspects of 'self disclosure'
are discussed.
I believe many of my personal 'problems' are related to
this, because we create a certain reality (the term is
pretty vague, i know) through communication.


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-10-01 18:58 [#02421322]
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try to show them your cock first or somehow steer the
conversation towards the awesomness of your penis


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-10-01 18:59 [#02421323]
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wait. you just want a conversation. sorry


 

offline RussellDust on 2011-10-01 19:00 [#02421324]
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This is a five part series showing on BBC 2 at the
moment. It's good. And as always Stephen Fry is uber lovely.


 

offline Sano on 2011-10-01 20:27 [#02421328]
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http://www.amazon.com/How-Win-Friends-Influence-People/dp/0
You might as well just read 671723650 if you think books
will help you.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-01 21:15 [#02421330]
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How to win friends...I read that already. But I want to dive
deeper. Right into the nucleu


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-01 21:16 [#02421331]
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Right, Right into the nucleus of communication.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2011-10-02 14:32 [#02421352]
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If you think having a conversation is science, you're
already lost. Watch some Tarentino instead. Or read some
books on story telling.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-02 16:10 [#02421354]
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Isn't that a field of science?


 

offline Sano on 2011-10-03 01:06 [#02421383]
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What you need is shock treatment, to be put in a room full
of random people and be forced to interact with them. Unless
you're an aspie then that would be worse thing to do.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-03 01:58 [#02421391]
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How are you gonna force me to interact with them? I can talk
to work related things, when i am being forced in a room
full of people at my job, but not much else


 

offline Sano on 2011-10-03 02:03 [#02421392]
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I don't know, sort of like going to group therapy.


 

offline Cliff Glitchard from DEEP DOWN INSIDE on 2011-10-03 02:46 [#02421398]
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The majority of communication is body language, so in a
club, lots of suggestive winking and groinal thrusts whilst
dancing in tight jeans should do the trick.

Then when you have obviously reeled her in for chat, tell
her how good at sex you are, whilst never looking away from
her tits. They spend a lot of time dressing them for show,
so it's very disrespectful to not express your interest.

Finally, when you're finished your sexual anecdote, pat her
on the fanny and take her to the nearest Nando's.

From then on, she'll do anything you want.



 

online -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-10-03 02:49 [#02421399]
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you forget to tell him to drink a lot before the dance.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-03 04:02 [#02421403]
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I can't dance. And I believe it is embarrasing and not much
fun. Strange huh, to say such a thing on a board dedicated
to dance music.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-10-04 01:17 [#02421466]
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If you can't think of anything to say, feeeeel instead. Talk
with your feelings.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-04 20:40 [#02421482]
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Well, the only type of social interaction is trolling. Start
by gathering information about your target with enemy
surveillance from a safe distance, then use it all to defeat
her, aka mate with her. Do illegal things but claim she is
doing illegal things and threaten to report her to the
authorities of a dangerous cult you pretend to belong to.
Send her pizzas, sign her up for magazine subscriptions etc.
She'll be scared at first but this is all part of the
complex human courtship process, since humans have self
domesticated obvious natural courtship, such as that
displayed by Clark's Grebe, out of themselves. That's what
happens when you destroy nature. All the useful mating
scripts have been pushed out of my head to make room for
being indoctrinated with the alphabet. Now you have to flail
about in an embarrassing display of reproductive fail and
use words of this alphabet to 'talk' to her (because the
largest gang, the government, has made it illegal to touch
her). I guess you could try some of these:
"HI, DO YOU LIKE TEH IPHONE!"
"I POOPED MY PANTS!"
"DID YOU WATCHED AMERICAN IDOL YESTERTODAY!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS DO YOU THINK JESUS IS SECRETLY SATAN!"
"PLEASE REPORT ME TO THE AUTHORITIES FOR BEING ILLEGALLY
ATTRACTED TO YOU! I CONSENT FULL ARTIFICIAL DOMESTICATION!"
Just troll yourself and join the gay scene even if you're
not gay. Mate with a donkey. Drastic times call for drastic
measures.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2011-10-04 21:59 [#02421495]
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fav+

(before last w M w post)


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-04 23:02 [#02421499]
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don't worry about theory. Just start up a conversation and
listen, try not to say anything too scarey weird. it is that
simple.


 

offline betamaxheadroom on 2011-10-05 02:11 [#02421509]
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monoid and wmw need to bum each other. oh wait...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-10 01:56 [#02421743]
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In my journey to find a nice girlfriend i read lots of
books, yet i think i moved away from my original goal. Why
would you care about Karl Bühler, Albert Ellis or Eric
Berne if you just want to get laid...i also read PUA
literature which I found helpful!! But i did not have the
guts to reality test it!
I just want to know what the fuck can i do to not become a
creepy loner?


 

offline Geoffrey Mills on 2011-10-10 02:33 [#02421746]
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nothing, kil yrself m8. youd be donig every1 a favour. no,
serously pls do it.


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-10-10 06:06 [#02421750]
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FFS, half of the PUA literature is written by creepy loners
getting out of their comfort zone. If you're still looking
for advice after reading those, you might want to come out
of the closet.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2011-10-10 07:06 [#02421752]
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To talk to a girl all you have to do is talk to a man. Then
reach up his ass and snatch out all his Y chromosomes...
congratulations, you just talked to a girl. I wonder how
male vs. female is compared to human vs. chimpanzee. Like
could evolution theoretically divide man and woman so much
genetically that they are a different species, thus ending
both of the new species cuz they could no longer interbreed?
What is the maximum amount of sexual dimorphism that dna
will allow? Can a pixie female and a sasquatch male be the
same species? I just remembered a scary ass dream about
giants. The only dreams I have are nightmares. All the ones
I don't remember, which is most, cake the insides of my
skull, trapping in all my negative electrolytes and
spiritual pokemon energies.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-10 11:59 [#02421770]
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Hahaha


 

offline gingaling from Scamworth (Burkina Faso) on 2011-10-13 15:44 [#02421981]
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pure gold.

monoid, as everyone else has said, just talk to the about
assnine shit, they dont care much for for heavy subjects, if
they do they will ask. then its upto you to not be a freak.

good luck, because in my recent experience, women are all
crazy bitches......


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2011-10-13 19:39 [#02421997]
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Look for women who share the same interests and you'll have
twatloads to talk about.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2011-10-13 19:41 [#02421999]
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Also, don't go for a woman just based on her looks; unless
all you're interested in is sex, which is rubbish without a
love connection anyway.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-16 14:19 [#02422103]
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Do you only masturbate to 'porn stars' or girls in porn you
fell in love with? I don't think so...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-16 14:23 [#02422104]
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My interests are very specific, so i am having a difficult
time. A better way would be to share the fascination of
these things with the said woman, so i might get her
interested...in me.
What do you Guys think about this strategy?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-16 14:31 [#02422105]
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Like this: "Look, i can understand your fascination with
Justin Bieber because happy pop music that doesnt take
itself si seriously is nice once in a while.
But if you want a deeper - emotionally and intellectually
more rewarding experience you should listen to Richard
James.
He has been called the mozart of electronic music. A true
genius when it comes to extatic experiences of pure rhythm
that will change your perception of yourself and
reality...without any drugs"


 

offline taking_the_piz on 2011-10-16 16:34 [#02422106]
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now you're taking the piss


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-16 18:45 [#02422110]
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It is easier to find someone who is interested in pop music,
than to get someone interested in obscure IDM music.
But this music is part of my personality, because it fits my
taste.
So getting a woman intersted in it, will get her hopefully
intersted in you.
What ELSE could you say? I mean 'Hi, nice music here' is
just lame.


 

offline jnasato from 777gogogo (Japan) on 2011-10-16 21:56 [#02422126]
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Being with another is not about having everything in
common-- it is more about resulting in something greater
than either could achieve alone, with both parties
benefiting.

"Hi, nice music here", might sound lame, but baby steps are
required before running. Sometimes lameness can result in
greatness, eventually. If you are too concerned with being
James Bond + Zeus combined, you will talk with nobody and
will end up a reclusive bore.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-16 22:19 [#02422129]
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Thats what i am already a reculsive bore. But i try to work
on myself


 

offline Sano on 2011-10-17 19:12 [#02422160]
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What's your personality type?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-17 19:30 [#02422162]
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I registered an account at a large german dating site....as
WOMAN. I stole some facebook pics of a very attractive
blonde woman.
And now i get like 40 or more messages from men a day!!

The good news is: Most of them give me the same boring
compliments. Nice smile, nice hair, nice eyes. It gets old
if you reas the same stuff over and over again.

But some of the men actually have game! I think i might
learn a bit from them thru this...lets see how the rest of
the conversation with them goes!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2011-10-17 19:49 [#02422164]
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it's easy

blow air through your neck and face meat

it's like screaming but quieter


 

online -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-10-17 19:50 [#02422165]
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do you mastrubate on these man?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2011-10-17 21:14 [#02422174]
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Nah. I am completly heterosexual. A heterosexual
'scientist', so to say.


 

online -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2011-10-17 21:22 [#02422176]
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Scientist are mostly progressive..what you are doing is done
many times before. Maybe you should start reading 'the
game', I heard that is a good book to score some women.


 


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