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I am sick to the teeth of waiting for the new album. What the fuck is happening over there in London Bank Central? Richard, friend, do the world a favour and get to WORK. Oh, I forgot. You haven't worked a day in your butt fucking life since FOREVER. I want Manchester Track and I want Gabbro Rod Fix and I want it now. |
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You have to go to his dj shows to listen to the new material. |
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There Is better music out there If you have time to look |
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lol |
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don't be so hard on yourself |
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are you pre-advertising as a spambot from warp for an upcoming release by mr twat Aphex twinz?? |
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He's busy with other things, like making . |
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why would anyone release anything nowadays? so everyone can download it free... might as well save it for gigs, especially if you have already made your money and proved your point. |
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fair point, i love gigs & dj sets but i also love recorded music, listening to music in my bed, during the bath, while painting etc (everything i cannot do during gigs). i've been to electro acoustic gigs/diffusion like grm & honesty i'd rather chill out to insane music in some isolationist context rather than staring a (genius) bloke standing still behind a deck. so i hope cds & albums are not dead. |
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It's not about you trying to wash yourself listening and complaining about music kullin. Try a bit of realism. |
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haha, nice find |
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some people have given enough already, others will continue to make and some will give and share so all good in da hood. |
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A. He does clearly not live in London anymore. He lives in Cornwall. Lanner-Falmouth axis. B. He has produced enough great records to last a lifetime. Buy them all listen to them all 100's of times. There is enough! C. Listen. Shut the freak up. Be patient :) |
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he's just too lazy to master his tracks; drukqs came to be because of the lost harddisk (or so he claims). he should just let someone else master. p.s.: no more analords svp (and more abbs, i guess) |
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i am presently listening and crying to iccbyd moo kid makes me cry cuz it makes me feel safe thanks |
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there's tons of great music out there to explore, no room for waiting |
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(insert shit theory about why aphex hasn't released anything within x amount of time) personally i think it's because he's too busy building the world's first drum machine made out of stick insects and gorilla jizz + i heard he's got tuberculosis in his left index finger so he might die soon |
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actually the next album will probably be 50 modded jx3ps playing orchestral arrangements |
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'Why is Aphex Twin such a fucking fucking twat?' My sentiments exactly. In fact, I'm pretty sure I made a thread with this exact title a number of years ago. |
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i prefer lfo to aphex twin. i know for a fact he could drink him under the table. |
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did anyone buy aphex twins 30 minute dinners book? |
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Forcing artists with timeframes and such has a tendency to ruin everything. I'll be happy if he releases more music, but I don't depend on it - there's sooo much good music out there :) |
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no there's actually no good music out there except for aphex, in fact he made everything, good night |
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also steve jobs = aphex twin |
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but if he starts releasing albums year by year you'll probably start complaining that he releases stuff too often and shit is not surprising and new and experimental and new anymore why? cause your ears are dead and you're a lazy twat bot who can't find other music besides afx. let the guy be and spend his analord money ! arrrgh! |
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I suppose he owes us fuck all. But i do wonder at times. He'd say it's bullshit but i think he's under a bit of pressure. Being the JC of electronic music. I mean what the beat, Jesus still hasn't returned. Pressure i tell you. ;) |
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I think it's time we arrange for something along lines of Stephen King's misery. Dunno he could be invited to a DJ gig in some remote location like the forests of Lithuania & while staying at predetermined lodge his legs would be broken. His only means of escape would be to write some top tracks while a full recovery is prevented. |
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Haha i like it!! Though it's a common myth that aphex can't work without his legs. He likes to press keys using his toes. He says the sound is warmer that way. I'll get my coat. And brandy from the kitchen. |
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Alright i'll see if I can't find a hammer of some sort & that copy of fruity loops I had kicking around. |
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Let's at least give him garageband. You know how pro mac he is. |
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Fair enough, Still trying to sort out a hammer. Suppose we will need a story in the papers about an accident of some kind in order to explain all these "unreleased" tracks Have to sort that out later though. Now where the heck is that hammer at? |
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I can get a hammer by tomorrow. Thing is to keep this a secret and no one has to know about this. I know a place in Romania where we could keep him. The staff is well paid and totally trustworthy. We would keep him under a dry cleaners. My idea is to get him to work for free. seeing as he's so into music being free. I would too, had i made my millions. Can we tickle his feet? I'd love that. |
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aphex twins doenst exist, as it's a joke made by elton john and pater gabriel. they made shit music from their bums that was digitally translated through a kazoo linked up to the revolutionary fruity loops. you all fell for it like an english child from the 80's attracted to a weird hawain shirted nonce with a sponge hammer. you bloody buggers. |
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this should really be on the wikipedia discussion page, theyd appreciate it no end. |
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You would be a twat too if you were as boring as him. |
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BURN.COM |
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why would you want to drink him out of a cup under a table? |
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FUCK YOU RICHARD |
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It's because he's working on V2 of xltronic. |
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hihi |
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i love aphex twins. |
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