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Having now confessed to not liking Aphex Twin and electronic music (see topic SOMETHING SHOCKING...) how many more of you out there have things to confess?? I know you're out there . . . . come on be brave! You'll feel better for it.... |
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I think I've probably confessed enough for today...;).. Come on the rest of ya...this is your chance to wipe the slate clean... |
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C'mon your amoung friends....! |
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Ok, I will confess.... I, as we speak, have more than 5 "illegal" plants growing in the closet next to my bed.... Hmmmmm...It does feel good..=) |
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People with stories like Jand shame me. My life has been pretty uneventful, if comfortable. The closest I've come to group sex is having a wank while my friend slept next to me. |
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What are you like??? :) |
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I've wanked in a restaurant once... The one of the waitresses was very sexy and I was in the army (i.e. horny as fuck)... So I just did it and came under the table. Kinky enough for you? |
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lol.... |
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I've never wanked in public. Though said friend wanked on the street, pissed off his head at the age of about 13 (chickey-wood Chris) and also on a National Express to Aberystwyth the dirty boy. |
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since we're confessing wanking...i once wanked at my friends house when i was younger...i thought about his hot ass mom... mmmmmmmm, hmmmmmmm |
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Some more army stories: there was this really hot croatian boy with us in the army. I sometimes fantacised about him while beating off. |
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yyyyyyyyyyuk! but funny yet... arousing! j/k |
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C'mon everyone, where's your wanking stories and tales of seedy sexual behaviour. |
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Well, when you are in the army, your sexual instinct tends to go wild, you know. I mean, I wouldn't consider myself bisexual, as I've never had sex with another man (other than usual mutual stroking as kids, of course), but I don't find the idea off putting. There are some male porn actors (very few, to be honest) that i find hot... |
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I wonder if women ever get together and have a wank...It seems fairly common with guys... I must ask my mum...;).. |
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damn...I wanna wank to Jonsey's JLH pic... ;0 |
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i've seen like women wanking parties of like 20+ ppl... |
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Today on "Jedi Springer" - Confessions of the Aphex Wankers!!! LMAO!!!!!! |
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Something tells me this is gonna get very mucky...;P... |
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Nano: where? Can I get there? |
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...this wasn't entirely the direction I thought this topic would go! Anyone want to confess and crimes and things that they have regretted telling someone? |
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LOL...either way, We know you had ONLY THE BEST INTENTIONS when creating this topic Jedi!!!... =) |
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i've sexed more than 5 girls in the past few months. |
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Males are obsessed with wanking and porn. I remember my friends and I, at the age of about 7 or 8, used to scour the hedges and bushes of local parks for discarded porn. We built up a comprehensive collection which we stored in a shoe box in my friend's shed. Oh the good ole days. |
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BTW, wankings are not the only things we have to confess ( I mean, we did discuss wanking about a month ago on that grat thread called Don't masturbate). Has anyone something else to confess? Have you ever dreamed of having sex with your mom? |
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...I know - should've realised shouldn't I?? Ha ha ha |
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What...on video?...or real life... This reminds of this really huge fat guy I used to drink with who used to try and seduce me...He was about 7ft tall and 4ft wide....the one time I went back to his house, we sat there watching this video that had about 50 guys in a row, all having a wank... It's real tricky knowing how to act in a situation like that.... |
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it was hosted by that sex psycologist that's always on hbo (not dr. ruth...bletch, that's a nasty thought)...and i think i d/led it off of kazaa...man kazaa is a good source, but i wish the movies were longer... |
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what are you doing going back to his house jand if this fatty is seducing you all of the time? |
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"After the break we're joined by Meho, who wants to know whether you've dreamt of having sex with your mom!" *Cue the Jedi Springer music....* (Thats gross Meho!!) |
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vid... not real life...(i wish! and i don't think anyone would have believed that) |
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Someone must have some non-wanking confessions....come on... |
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Ahhh...the trick of being a weird shit magnet is never saying No to anything... You gotta embrace the weirdness & encourage it....;).. |
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C'mon guys spill the beans....you know you want to! |
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How about a confession from your good self Jedi Chris. |
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honestly i think ppl here are to much of pusies to really do anything that's really exciting to confess rather than wanking... |
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Gross? I think that's pretty innocent, actually. I did have those dreams in my youth... |
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yeah, jedi you confess, i confess...we ALL confess... |
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Meho is a Freudian's dream (or is it nightmare?) come true. |
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I made my confession when I said I hated all electronic music including Aphex Twin ! ! |
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That's not much of a confession. Come on. |
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It wasn't a nightmare, it was a pleasant dream... I mean, only when you wake up, the guilt overcomes you. Not me, mind you, you know Im immoral as hell... |
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what music do you like then?? |
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Let's not talk about boring old music. Meho: you remind me of my best friend. |
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You want a confession??? I ran a dog over....and didn't stop! |
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uh, huh. well.... here goes..... i used to like rap |
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Is it the sax, the baseball cap or my shameless nature? |
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Holy shit, Chris! I wasn't expecting that... |
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i killed someone |
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...its not very Jedi-like is it? :( |
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