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offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 14:51 [#00162454]
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Thats more like it....why didn't you stop, you heartless
bugger?..;)..I bet it's still lying there, wagging the
remains of it's tail and trying to lick it's shattered
legs...



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 14:52 [#00162455]
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For real?


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-08 14:52 [#00162456]
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actually i fantasise about being an abortion dr. so that i
can kill many ppl, and get paid hella $$$ for it too, and
it's perfectly legal...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 14:52 [#00162457]
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Shouldn't have got in the way though should it. I guess it
didn't benefit from the guidance of the Green Cross Code Man
aka David Prowse aka Darth Vader


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 14:53 [#00162458]
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It was a pitbull - so I figured it didn't count! Nasty
bastard animals!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 14:53 [#00162459]
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Nanotech: that's a tad sick and not at all funny.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 14:54 [#00162460]
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Pitbull? Then I applaud you my good sir.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-08 14:55 [#00162462]
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i'm not being funny...i sometimes feel that way when i get
angsty or really pissed off at the human race in general...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 14:55 [#00162463]
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Is there something in the water in Seattle?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 14:56 [#00162464]
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I felt it bump under the front and back wheels.....I saw it
quickly drag itself off the road and disapear. When I got
the work my front number plate was cracked in half and the
was shit all in the radiator grill....


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 14:57 [#00162466]
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Jedi Chris: are you sure it wasn't a regular at the Bassett
Arms?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 14:57 [#00162468]
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I think you need to see someone about this problem Nanotech
- this is something I don't think we can deal with on the
Jedi Springer show.. :)


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 14:58 [#00162469]
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I slept with a guy who was staying in my flat over Xmas...

...he ended up in the local Mental Ward a few days later...

Whoops...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 14:58 [#00162470]
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No .... Butrills Road - the sun was in my eyes!


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 14:58 [#00162471]
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Go and speek to Montell dude.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-08 14:59 [#00162472]
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no, just an overabundance of dumbasses...

it's rare...that i feel this way...very rare.. but it
happenes, and ppl were wanting confessions...

i knew it might offend, but it's honest...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:00 [#00162474]
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Nano: I fully underdstand you and support you. Sociopathic
behaviour is perfectly normal at this time in our history.
Besides, it fits your music taste.


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 15:00 [#00162475]
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Jand: what did you do to the poor lad?

I almost killed someone driving back from Aberystwyth along
the country roads. Because of the sun you couldn't see along
the very edge of the road and I didn't see the person I
neraly missed until I glanced in my mirror.


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-08 15:01 [#00162477]
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LOL!

i doubt that ever happened...but that's too funny...


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 15:01 [#00162478]
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It doesn't offend in the slightest - just didn't expect it!

No worries....


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 15:01 [#00162480]
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That reminds me of the time me & my parents were setting off
to town to do some shopping...

My dad had just started pulling away and there was a
horrible bump....we all got out and looked and it was my pet
duck (who I'd rasied from a chick)...

My dad then broke it's neck to put it out of it's misery as
it was fucked...

AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...

MY WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY HAD THE DUCK TO EAT FOR SUNDAY
DINNER...

I'm sure that's mentally scarred me...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:01 [#00162481]
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Jand: who was on the receiving end? Him, or you?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 15:02 [#00162482]
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What, you want intimate details?...;)..

(You only end up wanking over em...)...



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 15:02 [#00162484]
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Please tell me you weren't driving the National Express bus
with the wanking kids!!

;)


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:03 [#00162486]
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Um, no, but now that you mentioned it *schlop, schlop,
schlop*, naw, it's not working, give us some more...


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-08 15:07 [#00162492]
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i'm glad your in my corner...thanks for the support...

once my aunt said that she would support me if i ever became
an axe murderer...but she's totally lying, especially since
she's an evangalistic christian...but it's funny that she
told me that WAY back when i was very young.

i think she was probably drunk...

neways... i'm not a murderer...only in my mind...do i want
to abort the american fetus... what's more american that
charging a person thousands of dollars to kill and remove a
dead spawn of their raper?

i find it very vain in the ideals marilyn manson had back in
the antichrist era...

ohhh, 90's industrial....will you ever die?


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 15:07 [#00162493]
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No my dad's car.

Jand: you poor thing.

The RSPCA gave my parents an official caution last summer.
Our two rabbits were really old and this builder with a
grudge against my dad called them. They said they had
prolonged their suffering. And guess who patrons of the
RSPCA are/were?

The Queen and her dead mum who support fox hunting and horse
racing. One rule for us, one rule for them.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:11 [#00162496]
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OK, LET'S HEAR SOME MORE, PEOPLE!!! Anyone fantasised of
shemales?


 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2002-04-08 15:12 [#00162497]
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it seems like a greatly hiprocratical soceity over there...i
would deffinaltly gone insane and whent to abortionist
school if i lived there...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 15:12 [#00162498]
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I don't think I've ever seen a naked she-male. I don't find
them attractive, its just confusing.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 15:15 [#00162500]
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Where did that come from? Is there something you want to
tell the rest of us?


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:16 [#00162501]
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Ahh, jonesy, you should check out some of the clips I'm
downloadoing... Well, I can't decide whether i prefer the
ones with guy doing a shemale, or a shemale doing a girl...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:17 [#00162503]
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No, Chris, I'm just bored as hell...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:17 [#00162504]
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And am downloading a shemale/guy clip at the moment.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 15:18 [#00162505]
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I'm waiting for AmonBrune to come online and confess that
his picture was really one of his baby photos!!


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-08 15:20 [#00162508]
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my god!!!!!!!!!!! what the heck are you doing here if you
dont like electronic music???? you are here pretty often
too!!!
thats strange! its like me joining a "megadeth" board! cause
i dont listen to that and it would be really crasy if i
joined a board of that kind.


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-08 15:22 [#00162510]
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ok ive got to confess something.
hmm.... hmmm.... i like uno svenningsons song "vågorna" ive
said it berfore but you dont know who he is.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 15:23 [#00162512]
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To be quite honest I'd never been on a message board
before...and got hooked!


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:23 [#00162514]
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you call that a confession? Come on, out with the dirty
laundry, man!!!


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-08 15:24 [#00162515]
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so you dont listen to aphex twin?


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 15:25 [#00162517]
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I think we should all en-mass join a right obscure
board...(yeah, perhaps "megadeth")...

There is nothing funnier than winding up people by posting
obviously crappy questions....it's even better if there are
a group of you...

Me & my mate Lorna used to haunt chatroom, trolling for
Cybersex...and then change our sex half way through...

Sure fucks people up...

There was a whole site devoted to this art...something
baiting...I'll see if I can find the link...

We really should do this tho....


 

offline Murray from Southend, Essex (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 15:27 [#00162518]
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god this topic is classic
ok i gotta confess something....
i once.........

i once.......

i once wrote alternative lyrics to Dr Dre's 'Forgot about
Dre' about women with no legs and actually rapped on
it.......... i have the only copy.........im so ashamed


 

offline raimons from Stockholm (Sweden) on 2002-04-08 15:27 [#00162519]
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confession? dirty stuff? well...i once woke and discovered
that the film titanic was in my vcr. the strange thing is
that i dont even like that movie but i was to drunk to
remember what i did the night before. i have a weak memory
that i watched a celine dion documentary and then it went
black.


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:28 [#00162521]
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Which reminds me: how did that thing with this Trans tex
tual girl and the other logorheic dude (he used like 4 nicks
in one hour and repeatingly got banned by phob) end on
friday? I was afraid I'd find this board in pieces on
monday...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 15:30 [#00162524]
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Jand: good idea, sounds like. I'll look for one and we'll
all log in to one and have some fun.


 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 15:44 [#00162543]
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Good one.....let's do something late this week...Fridays
Afternoons are good, as boards get pretty busy with Europe
Slacking/US waking up.....



 

offline jand from Braintree (United Kingdom) on 2002-04-08 15:46 [#00162547]
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I'm looking forward to tommorrow morning to see what other
confession crop up from the overnight cru...


 

offline Meho Krljic from Beograd (Yugoslavia) on 2002-04-08 15:46 [#00162548]
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I'm leaving, boys, ta-ta


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2002-04-08 15:46 [#00162549]
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Yep good idea. Let's spend the week scouring for MBs. I
suggest obsessive fans like fans of goth bands or Mansun or
some shit indie band.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-04-08 15:48 [#00162553]
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Bye Meho!


 


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