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Contrary to what the topic title might suggest, this is actually a serious inquiry. I recently started seeing a girl. She’s really nice and all that, but that’s beside the point. Yesterday she came over, and I naturally expected to have sex, but after kissing on off for a long time (I kept getting and losing a boner during all this) she says that ol’ aunt flo is visiting. I act like a gentleman and I say it’s OK, and we go to bed and keep kissing and petting, but I never get my ejaculation until the next morning when she leaves and I take care of business by myself. Today I feel like I feel like I’m being forever kicked in the nuts. My groin aches, and I have to walk like a cowboy. I’ve experienced it a couple of times before, in similar situations. I think it might be this syndrome: Have any of you ever experienced anything like this? |
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Blue Balls |
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i see what you did there |
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you and your |
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i got 99 problems but a dick ain't one |
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call dr dick |
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Haha!!! I forgot about that. There's emo dick problems, and there's actual dick problems. Posting dick problems on an internet forum helps. I think i have the title of my autobiography now. "Dick Problems". |
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it's a fake thing that guys tell you to get you to blow them, i read it in seventeen magazine about 10 years ago |
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Man I felt for you after that pissing blood incident. But it seems you just have wonky genitalia. Pah, you've had enough of my sympathy. ;-) |
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Pain and swelling in the genital region after prolonged sexual arousal. In that other dick problem thread, you said that you had blood in your urine after having sexual intercourse with the emo girl. Question: How could that have happened? Answer: It can't I am not a doctor, but I think you should probably get yourself checked for an STD or testicular cancer. |
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Really? That's sympathy? |
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Sounds like a psychological problem - get the raging horn but cant keep it up when you need to. Maybe you've been abstaining from wanking in the hope you will be able to stay hard when you get together with her, which could leave you with aching balls if they are used to firing on all cylinders on most days. Maybe you could get some viagra, without telling her, until you get over your mental problems. |
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I did get this with the first girl I went out with. I told her about it and she didn't sympathise very much, but I don't think I explained it very well. |
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So I feel your pain, man! :( |
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it's real. after a similar situation when i was 19 i was in such pain that i ganked one in the bathroom at work. lol. |
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take a hint from there's something about mary and remember to bate before date. |
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i just had a uti.... that last drop of piss was fire! i'm better now. |
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Drink lot's of water, it's good for you. |
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Bravo |
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:_) |
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mimi posted in this thead, hi mimi |
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pffff im sure its fine. I'm almost certain its blue balls. It's fairly common, dont worry about it. When you say you couldn't cum to the next day, do you mean you physically couldnt even though she was trying, or do you mean that you didn't get the opportunity to until the next day? If it's the latter, then the pain is definitely blue balls!!x |
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spermatozoo riot |
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I believe I had what you guys are calling "blue balls" once. The girl was sitting on my pelvis for a long time while we made out, and when we were about to go to the next step, her roommate came home and we had to scramble because the door to her bedroom was wide open. Long story short we ended up not having sex, and my prostate was so fucked I couldn't even take a piss for (at least) an hour after that. |
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YAY! I like the bit where it goes all magnified like. At the bottom and top of the screen. ^^ hu hu hu. |
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Thank you all for your sympathy! |
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