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target=blank>LAZY_RAPE/a> |
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Lol the sound it makes sounds like a sound effect from super mario. |
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Poor little buddy. I can relate. |
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Get that turtle a FLESHLIGHT! |
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still a virgin in my book |
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poor little animal... sometimes i imagine myself being a pet on some alien society, and i would surely be mad for fucking whatever i think its a human female, on the streets, like a dog, or at the aliens home with that strange woman looking thing they have on the hall but i cannot found the hole its fucking desperating |
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lol |
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Yeah, its pretty easy for me to interpret it completely humorlessly and fucked up instead. Alien humans completely removed him from his natural environment into which he evolved, then laugh at him while his less sophisticated brain does its best but understandably misfires natural behavior on a shoe, while filming and sharing the humility with the entire world of humans on youtube. |
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:( imagine if the raper was the shoe |
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that would have been a better first post from you |
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was about to post this when you logged out |
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the shoe was asking for it |
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i make the same face when i'm spitting on the lettuce. |
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I can't look at a turtle without imagining someone peeling its shell off like those guys in Cannibal Holocaust and all the slime and blood underneath it ewwww |
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im going to start a new band so i can name it Turtle Rape Shoe. |
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I mean god damn, we apes are lucky to have hands that can shape themselves into all sorts of things. Maybe a turtle has no way of getting it out without a female which would make you completely fucking insane, even though having your desert habitit or wherever he naturally evolved replaced by a land full of giant shoes and aliens where they probably feed you things you didn't evolve to eat and you have to put up with whatever retarded monkey fixation they have on you as their 'pet' would make you insane as well. All ecosystems are broken like this, all because of humans. All creatures were playing fair for the most part, then humans came along, raped everyone, bottled up their souls in big macs and littered the wrappers in their freeway plastered habitat. Wolves don't have the cognitive power to compete politically with humans. They don't really even know whats going on, at least the few who weren't wussified into domesticated dogs by humans. Change their very dna through artificial selection to be more human compatible. I bet the poodle is so fucking pissed off. Since these creatures have no ability to do it, a human should 'speak' on their behalf, not in words so much as thunderous rage as if they had the one ring. Its time to save earth by getting rid of humans. No who is with me? The cult meets in the woods next thursday. Members may not wear clothes. |
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but but humans evolved just like anything else and they do what they do because that's how things are i understand how you feel, but i don't think there's actually anything to destroy or to save we're just complex rocks flying forever into space after the big bang threw us out |
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the video made me sad too btw |
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im with you only if the clothes part is restricted to cute females |
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hahaha! Don't get me started on what one has to do to lose one's virginity... my housemates and I had a a big argument about it. Does somone have to have sexual penetration to lose their virginity? If so, can gay people really lose their virginity? And so on... |
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Anal sex is a grey area, too. |
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grey, what did you eat? |
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