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So, i just sat back down again after the passed event: I'm at my dad's house again for the day being. My mum warned me before i left to go to the bathroom over there, since my dad's toilet bowl broke due to the heavy cold winter we've experienced two weeks ago... I didn't had to go, so i went in the car and drove up here. Now, guess who had to take the biggest crap all of the sudden... I went to check out how bad it was by flushing the toilet, and next thing i know the bathroom has a small layer of water on the floor, water gushing out and everything. So i was like SHIT! and went to grab some window wipers that suck up the water pretty well. So i'm standing there, with Mandela knocking on the door, with my wipers going "ok, what the fuck am i going to do now" Luckily i found some garbage bags! And more window wipes. And i was about the explode up in that bitch, so i stepped out of my trousers into the showercabine with a garbage bag on my ass and took the crap while avoiding to look myself right into the eyes in the mirror on the outide on the wall, wiped with the window wipers and threw it in there. Wrapped the bag in a couple of more garbagebags, and threw it out into the garden :) And then pissed into the sink No pictures sorry, but the good news is that i left no traces at all! Which, yes, i am proud of. So proud that i had to post it here right when i sat down. Cheers guys! *raises mug of coffee* |
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mandela knocking on the door. what do you call two pakis in a sleeping bag? a twix |
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i went through a thing where i really liked pissing in other folx sinks. dirtybirdy |
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Thanks for that love! |
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no problem, the bag should arrive next week |
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I'm moist with anticipation! |
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lol |
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Sleeve notes of Konklaver. You just wrote them. |
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come to think of it they should hand out free window whipers with it, they are better than the usual toilet paper i must say, they get it clean in like one whipe instead of several whipes and sheets |
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marry me....marry me now! |
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I wanna give you anal so deep my cock will sizzle in your stomach acid. |
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surely there's hidden cam footage of these events that will eventually leak onto the xlnet |
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Das cul! Dando em lo culo. |
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LOLS shitting in bags, ohh the memories. |
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Lol..story of the day. |
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