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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-14 12:16 [#02206347]
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I thought of this because of noseburger and Brisk's
avatars.
I remember when I was in college, goths were thin. Heroin
sheik. Vampire grace. The goth ladies, even though their
music taste sucked, were still at least nice to look at, and
into kinky boning.

Now all goths i see are fatties. what happened?

In seattle especially. fatty goths everywhere. is it
because there is no good new goth or industrial music, so
they don't get out their clubs to goth dance anymore?
deprived of their haunted aerobic activity, they just sit
home eating cookie dough and watching The Crow?



 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-05-14 12:19 [#02206350]
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someone told women black makes them look thinner


 

offline steve from chicago on 2008-05-14 12:20 [#02206351]
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The internet happened.


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-05-14 12:20 [#02206352]
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You would think they would be hanging out in graveyards but
more often than not they can be found at the mall in hot
topic or cinnabon.


 

offline noseburger on 2008-05-14 12:32 [#02206358]
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May 15: A chubby goth having fun in the shower from Zakk


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-14 12:35 [#02206361]
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i keep looking for the waterbed thats casting that huge
shadow.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-14 12:36 [#02206363]
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offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-05-14 12:46 [#02206368]
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They should only be eating their chicken wings raw anyway.
Vampires aren't supposed to be able to eat cooked food.


 

offline staz on 2008-05-14 13:27 [#02206387]
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heroin SHEIK? yeah, ok.


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-05-15 15:44 [#02206905]
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I'm not fat! I'm just emotionally heavy....


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-05-15 16:39 [#02206917]
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I'm old enough to remember the first bunch of goths. I can
confirm that there were a fair amounts of waddles taking up
too much room on the dance floor, attempting to look at
their feet to Sisters of Mercy.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-15 16:40 [#02206919]
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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-05-15 16:41 [#02206920]
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offline rad smiles on 2008-05-15 17:17 [#02206933]
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brilliant haha


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2008-05-15 17:30 [#02206941]
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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-15 17:54 [#02206944]
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my sidebar is loaded with irony.

"Goth Music You'll Love"

goths don't even listen to goth music, it's so bad.



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-15 17:56 [#02206945]
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you could upholster a whole couch with the vinyl from one
pair of goth pants.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-05-15 23:37 [#02207019]
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i've actually boughten hair bleach from vamp fangs... thast
store is in my city... actually the next street over from
where i live.


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-05-15 23:37 [#02207020]
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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2008-05-16 00:00 [#02207029]
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youre not FAT shut up. i only wish u were ;)


 

offline beatpirate from the seven seas on 2008-05-16 04:59 [#02207061]
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people got fattier in general. also:
my mates girl said its because fatties cant dress girlie
style.
this new goth wave is pretty much just a fashion anyway.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-16 12:47 [#02207189]
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no no no. there have been goths since before I was in
college, over 10 years ago. i was even a bit industrial
goth myself. but i listened to Skinny Puppy, Ministry and
NIN though, not that awful goth music.
Well ok, i did have a Christian Death T-shirt but I didn't
listen to Christian Death. Well, ok i did listen to a
little Christian Death, and the Tear Garden and Roz
Williams... and Gitane Demone....Black tape for a blue
girl... ok, ok, i was goth i admit it. but i was skinny.


 

offline Vin3islih from United Kingdom on 2008-05-16 15:57 [#02207301]
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Goths are depressed souls. They must eat to nourish there
pain. They eat Pizza and Burgers and all sorts of shit.

Goths.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-05-16 16:02 [#02207302]
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they got fat when i realised some of them were hot


 

offline AMPI MAX from United Kingdom on 2008-05-16 16:12 [#02207306]
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FAT GOTHS

You may recognise a few


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-05-16 16:42 [#02207319]
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i thought that said FAGGOTHS


 

offline MADESTMAX from Germany on 2008-05-16 16:44 [#02207321]
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some of those fat goths actually do scare me.
the thin goths can't.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-05-16 16:45 [#02207322]
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that gives me an idea for

FAG TOFFS


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-05-16 22:50 [#02207524]
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o my god. that is terrible.


 

offline 1up from greater manchester (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-17 03:01 [#02207536]
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goths are pessimistic clowns.


 

offline Sandy from Morocco (Morocco) on 2008-05-17 18:48 [#02207790]
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some goths love insane clowns.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2008-05-18 02:50 [#02207847]
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vampirefreaks.com


 


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