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offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:01 [#02203261]
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I have a friend with a flat in cornwall near him and
grant

he came my party (and signed my records)

he has short hair and a small child

PLEASE DON'T READ THIS


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-05-07 16:01 [#02203262]
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I won't.


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:09 [#02203263]
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This is his phone number (do not call it)

01736 334820


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 16:11 [#02203264]
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what's the international dial code? (not that i will call
it)


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:12 [#02203267]
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Did you know that:

1)New York City has 10 letters

2)Afghanistan has 10 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the
Twin Towers in 1993) has 10 letters.

4)George W Bush has 10 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more
interesting:

1) New York is the 10th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was
flight number 10.

3) Flight 10 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 10
4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65
passengers. 6+5 = 10

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now
known. 9 + 1=10

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone
number 911. 9 + 1= 10

Sheer coincidence..?!!!

Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked
planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 10.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 10.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2
+ 4 = 10.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 910 days after the Twin
Towers incident.

Now this is where things get totally eerie:

But if you are still uncovinced about all of this..?!!!

Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair
stand on end:

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the
first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers.

2. Highlight the Q33 NY.

3. Change the font size to 48.

4. Change the actual font to the WOGDINGS


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:13 [#02203268]
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44


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-05-07 16:13 [#02203269]
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Shouldn't you phone it make sure it shouldn't be deleted ?
I'm not sure if I'd appreciate someone pasting my phone
number (by design or by chance) and having a bunch of geeky
wankstains calling me up demanding to speak to Aphex.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 16:17 [#02203272]
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i doubt anyone will call it. it even says "do not call it".


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-05-07 16:17 [#02203273]
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Well it's not Aphex, so I just threatened to kill the
person, giggled and hung up.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-05-07 16:18 [#02203275]
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2 + 5 + 4 = 10

fuck you conspirator


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-05-07 16:18 [#02203276]
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The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now
known. 9 + 1=10


9+11 = 20, unless I'm fucked



 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2008-05-07 16:19 [#02203277]
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yeah nice one.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-05-07 16:19 [#02203278]
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He meant 9+1+1 which = 10.


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-05-07 16:19 [#02203281]
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Oh, that's alright then


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:21 [#02203282]
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I meant 'mere coincidence' not 'sheer coincidence'




 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-05-07 16:21 [#02203284]
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My balls are infected


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2008-05-07 16:22 [#02203285]
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someone has gotta check up on their maths skills.


 

offline pulseclock from Downtown 81 on 2008-05-07 16:29 [#02203292]
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Hey guys :

did you know?

Abraham Lincoln -

14 letters

1 + 4 + letters = 10

and

seriouslee:

open Adobe Photoshop

draw a fleshy looking phallic figure,

print it out....!!!

and cut it out! (make sure you follow the lines, no white
showing)

and put it in your butt!!


 

offline SlipDrinkMats from Thanks (Bhutan) on 2008-05-07 16:32 [#02203296]
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Ow, how did Osama just rape me?


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:36 [#02203299]
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His wife is pregnant (only 4 months)

They hope it will be a girl.

Let's hope so.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2008-05-07 16:42 [#02203303]
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are we allowed to read that?


 

offline Quaristice on 2008-05-07 16:44 [#02203304]
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of course

I had to rid myself of that curse I picked up on youtube
earlier


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-07 17:27 [#02203335]
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Wow!!! it actually is the aphex twins!!! when i rang the
first few times, his wife answered, but she didn't believe i
was his friend and hung up, but i rang again later and aphex
twins answered!!! he said his name was really richard
though. i though he'd be really mean and crazy because of
when he screams at the old granny i the video, but he was a
really nice guy. he doesn't think fruityloops is very good
though, and when i told him tetris was my favourite, he
sounded a bit confused. he was really cool though, and said
i could have free tickets for his next dj set in
cornwall!!!

thanks quaristice, you're the best!!! you're really cool!!!


 

offline Mum_Ra from LOL (United States) on 2008-05-07 18:06 [#02203350]
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Fail. Very very horrible fail.


 

offline mohamed from the turtle business on 2008-05-07 18:11 [#02203352]
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hahahaha


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2008-05-07 18:11 [#02203353]
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the aphex twins are my favorite band at the moment


 

offline bunty from london (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-07 18:32 [#02203360]
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me too!!! i got bored of fatboy slim when he went
ex-directory


 

offline Fah from Netherlands, The on 2008-05-07 18:50 [#02203367]
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MY PENIS IS AS TALL AS THE TWO TWIN TOWERS STACKED ON TOP OF
EACH OTHER, COINCIDENCE?!

I SHOULD SHAVE MY BEARD IN THE MORNING


 

offline freqy on 2008-05-07 22:25 [#02203394]
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is a pair of twins 2 or 4?


 

offline Brisk from selling smack at the orphanage on 2008-05-08 05:59 [#02203422]
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I RANG THE NUMBER, GOT HIS LOCATION VIA GPS RED INDICATOR
AND THEN FLEW A PLANE INTO APHEX TWIN TOWERS


 

offline pigster from melbs on 2008-05-08 06:10 [#02203428]
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because of you i built filters and oscillators in reaktor.
and i wouldn't be there if it wasn't for your music.
*heavy panting*


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2008-05-08 06:45 [#02203437]
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i am aphex's secret love child


 

offline Rook from United States on 2008-05-08 07:20 [#02203458]
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you suck at math you gay-homo-fag


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2008-05-08 08:39 [#02203467]
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Satire is truely lost on our state side cousins.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2008-05-08 08:41 [#02203468]
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u dunt knoe shit


 

offline glasse from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-05-08 09:05 [#02203469]
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Mark Twain, Stephen Colbert, The Onion?


 

offline Chin Bwoy Phat from London (United Kingdom) on 2008-05-08 15:33 [#02203570]
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i don't know aphex.


 

offline freqy on 2008-05-09 12:14 [#02203878]
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if a pair of pants is 1

a pair of shorts is 1

if a pair socks is 2

what is a pair of twins ?


 

offline freqy on 2008-05-09 12:15 [#02203879]
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you cant say 4 after a pair of socks being 2.


 

offline freqy on 2008-05-09 12:18 [#02203881]
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and how is a pair of pants a pair?

Y front pants have 4 holes. waist , 2 legs , and a Y hole
thingy for your thingy.

that= 4 holes for pants.

i would say a pair of twins = 4 ...but now how can i?





 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-05-09 12:19 [#02203882]
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twins = 2
triplets = 3
a pair of triplets = 6
a pair of twin =


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2008-05-09 15:52 [#02203973]
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DRB1*040x
DQA1*030x
DQB1*0302
=
high risk for type 1 diabetes.


 

offline freqy on 2008-05-09 17:17 [#02204002]
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and there is only 1 twin. = mr aphex.



 


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