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I have a friend with a flat in cornwall near him and grant he came my party (and signed my records) he has short hair and a small child PLEASE DON'T READ THIS |
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I won't. |
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This is his phone number (do not call it) 01736 334820 |
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what's the international dial code? (not that i will call it) |
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Did you know that: 1)New York City has 10 letters 2)Afghanistan has 10 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 10 letters. 4)George W Bush has 10 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 10th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 10. 3) Flight 10 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 10 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 10 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1=10 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1= 10 Sheer coincidence..?!!! Read on and make up your own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 10. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 10. 3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 10. 4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 910 days after the Twin Towers incident. Now this is where things get totally eerie: But if you are still uncovinced about all of this..?!!! Try this and see how you feel afterwards, it made my hair stand on end: Open Microsoft Word and do the following: 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers. 2. Highlight the Q33 NY. 3. Change the font size to 48. 4. Change the actual font to the WOGDINGS |
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44 |
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Shouldn't you phone it make sure it shouldn't be deleted ? I'm not sure if I'd appreciate someone pasting my phone number (by design or by chance) and having a bunch of geeky wankstains calling me up demanding to speak to Aphex. |
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i doubt anyone will call it. it even says "do not call it". |
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Well it's not Aphex, so I just threatened to kill the person, giggled and hung up. |
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2 + 5 + 4 = 10 fuck you conspirator |
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The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1=10 9+11 = 20, unless I'm fucked |
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yeah nice one. |
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He meant 9+1+1 which = 10. |
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Oh, that's alright then |
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I meant 'mere coincidence' not 'sheer coincidence' |
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My balls are infected |
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someone has gotta check up on their maths skills. |
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Hey guys : did you know? Abraham Lincoln - 14 letters 1 + 4 + letters = 10 and seriouslee: open Adobe Photoshop draw a fleshy looking phallic figure, print it out....!!! and cut it out! (make sure you follow the lines, no white showing) and put it in your butt!! |
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Ow, how did Osama just rape me? |
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His wife is pregnant (only 4 months) They hope it will be a girl. Let's hope so. |
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are we allowed to read that? |
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of course I had to rid myself of that curse I picked up on youtube earlier |
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Wow!!! it actually is the aphex twins!!! when i rang the first few times, his wife answered, but she didn't believe i was his friend and hung up, but i rang again later and aphex twins answered!!! he said his name was really richard though. i though he'd be really mean and crazy because of when he screams at the old granny i the video, but he was a really nice guy. he doesn't think fruityloops is very good though, and when i told him tetris was my favourite, he sounded a bit confused. he was really cool though, and said i could have free tickets for his next dj set in cornwall!!! thanks quaristice, you're the best!!! you're really cool!!! |
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Fail. Very very horrible fail. |
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hahahaha |
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the aphex twins are my favorite band at the moment |
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me too!!! i got bored of fatboy slim when he went ex-directory |
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MY PENIS IS AS TALL AS THE TWO TWIN TOWERS STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER, COINCIDENCE?! I SHOULD SHAVE MY BEARD IN THE MORNING |
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is a pair of twins 2 or 4? |
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I RANG THE NUMBER, GOT HIS LOCATION VIA GPS RED INDICATOR AND THEN FLEW A PLANE INTO APHEX TWIN TOWERS |
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because of you i built filters and oscillators in reaktor. and i wouldn't be there if it wasn't for your music. *heavy panting* |
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i am aphex's secret love child |
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you suck at math you gay-homo-fag |
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Satire is truely lost on our state side cousins. |
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u dunt knoe shit |
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Mark Twain, Stephen Colbert, The Onion? |
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i don't know aphex. |
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if a pair of pants is 1 a pair of shorts is 1 if a pair socks is 2 what is a pair of twins ? |
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you cant say 4 after a pair of socks being 2. |
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and how is a pair of pants a pair? Y front pants have 4 holes. waist , 2 legs , and a Y hole thingy for your thingy. that= 4 holes for pants. i would say a pair of twins = 4 ...but now how can i? |
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twins = 2 triplets = 3 a pair of triplets = 6 a pair of twin = |
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DRB1*040x DQA1*030x DQB1*0302 = high risk for type 1 diabetes. |
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and there is only 1 twin. = mr aphex. |
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