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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 06:06 [#02194969]
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... the fact that I enjoy the new song by Molly Cyrus, or the fact that I find her attractive (she's only like 15)...
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cx
from Norway on 2008-04-16 06:20 [#02194975]
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LAZY_TITLE
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 06:25 [#02194977]
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*drool*
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 06:49 [#02194981]
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the fact that I find her attractive (she's only like 15)
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 07:09 [#02194987]
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well she's more cute then attractive I guess... maybe that sounds not so bad...
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 08:04 [#02194992]
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Ah, but you already said "attractive".
Unfortunately there is no way to edit posts on xltronic, so your admission that you are, technically speaking, a pedophile, will exist eternally on the internet... being mirrored at the wayback machine... indexed by Google... referenced by potential employers... scrutinized by the RCMP and the FBI...
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2008-04-16 08:19 [#02194999]
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She doesn't even look grown-up in the photograph - hell, she doesn't even look fifteen. What kind of sicko would drool over that?
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 08:29 [#02195002]
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Oh no, marlowe is offended by a post I made!!
But yeah, it's a well known fact that all posts on xltronic.com are 100% completely serious...
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J198
from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2008-04-16 08:37 [#02195006]
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another classic thread by the funkmaster.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-04-16 08:42 [#02195013]
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you like the music because you want to make a sex with her
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2008-04-16 09:08 [#02195023]
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too old..i hope here music is nicer as her looks.
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tragedy
from Gloucester (United States) on 2008-04-16 09:43 [#02195037]
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fleetmouse is right... what was written can not ever be unwritten. And she looks like a hip fifth grader in that picture. And her music is piss.
I'm dissapointed.
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-04-16 09:55 [#02195041]
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it's alright mate, i'm sure deep down we all really feel the same
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-16 10:09 [#02195049]
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(spoken in a 5-yr-old's voice)
Even Tradegy?
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-04-16 10:15 [#02195053]
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i think that deep down, all people want to have sex with all things
especially tragedy with Molly Cyrus
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 10:19 [#02195055]
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She's already taken apparently
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2008-04-16 10:25 [#02195056]
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You should apply that ironic statement to yourself as well. I'm offended that you thought you might ever be able to offend me.
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vlari
from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2008-04-16 10:26 [#02195057]
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next confession is probably that he's gay for billy ray
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:31 [#02195060]
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when you watch the professional, do you ever allow yourself to look at natalie portman in a certain way since you know shes older now?
I mean now shes old enough (and plenty sexy). You couldn't actually do anything inappropriate with her if you met her.
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cyrstal dude
from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:33 [#02195062]
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This is the best xltronic thread ever.
LOL PEDERAST
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:35 [#02195065]
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sexy
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-04-16 10:39 [#02195069]
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sexy x 2
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 10:42 [#02195071]
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What's wrong with fantasising about a 15 year old anyway? The age of legal consent varies wildly around most countries of the world. If you live in Bulgaria it's perfectly legal to shag a 14 year old. You should be made to feel guilty depending on what lump of mud you happen to live on? Preposterous.
Personally, I wouldn't have sex with anyone under 21. Too immature, and not many offers in truth.
Fantasising, however, think what you like and don't feel guilty - it's not real! That's the entire attraction of the fantasy world, it's your laws and value systems that create the fantasy culture in the first place, not you.
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 10:47 [#02195078]
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So you just admitted that I offended you...
anyway, why don't we end this now before this continues for the rest of the day and you start making websites making fun of me and chatting in soulseek behind my back?
loser...............
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-04-16 10:50 [#02195080]
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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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Sano
on 2008-04-16 10:53 [#02195081]
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I would boner her for sure specially while listening to her songs but there would have to be a pink pony in the room and a rainbow painted in the ceiling next to the mirror.
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 10:59 [#02195083]
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so ever you ever gone to a so called "teen" site and you are looking at a particular model, and her pages are ordered chronologically.
well you are on pg 1 and everything is all good. she looks like she is really in her early 20s and is smokin hot. pg 2, still good and still hot. then you get back to page 4 and 5 and her kid face starts to come through. then all of a sudden it is pure kid face.
do you feel creepy and dirty? you didnt know she started so young, with her kid face and all. do you look over your shoulder and then keep looking or do you back out?
you pervert you kept looking didn't you?
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glasse
from Harrisburg (United States) on 2008-04-16 11:04 [#02195086]
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ok im sorry ill stop.
i have work to do anyway.
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Barcode
from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 11:06 [#02195088]
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no, carry on - you know you want to...
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Raz0rBlade_uk
on 2008-04-16 11:16 [#02195089]
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we all want to
deep down
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-04-16 11:24 [#02195093]
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I feel nuzzing for Molly Cyrus, but you GOTTA love jailbait.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2008-04-16 11:31 [#02195097]
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BTW
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2008-04-16 11:37 [#02195103]
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Yes, that's all 100% correct.
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belb
from mmmmmmhhhhzzzz!!! on 2008-04-16 11:49 [#02195108]
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haha! sorry if i'm missing your carefully crafted irony or something, but weren't you sporting wood for emma watson when she was about 13? somebody alert a lynch mob, quick
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big
from lsg on 2008-04-16 11:52 [#02195111]
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wasnt jamie lynn spears pregnancy the best gossip last year whata ho! http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1576746/20071218/spears_br itney.jhtml
(okay i feel a bit guilty about this post)
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big
from lsg on 2008-04-16 11:54 [#02195113]
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at thirteen it's okay again, just not during adolesence
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2008-04-16 12:44 [#02195157]
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If he was, it's acceptable because even at 13, she was like 27 in wizard years
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big
from lsg on 2008-04-16 12:47 [#02195161]
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o yea!
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The_Funkmaster
from St. John's (Canada) on 2008-04-16 13:24 [#02195174]
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Yeah, I think he was just trying to give me a bit of a hard time. He seems to like following me around the message board, heckling me whenever he gets the chance. Although now it's beginning to seem a bit obsessive.
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Sandy
from Morocco (Morocco) on 2008-04-16 13:28 [#02195180]
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Why don't you have a seat right there...
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2008-04-16 13:46 [#02195184]
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That reminds me what ever happened to Peter File?
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K300i
from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 13:48 [#02195185]
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you are WRONG !!!
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K300i
from United Kingdom on 2008-04-16 13:49 [#02195186]
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oh, actually
i was WRONG !!!!
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 14:13 [#02195195]
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Oh my god, the lunchmaster realizes he's being trolled? Satan must be figure skating on a sheet of black ice even as we speak.
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2008-04-16 15:18 [#02195222]
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if there's grass on the field, play ball. if there's no grass, play dirt ball.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2008-04-16 16:26 [#02195240]
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You're a dirty dog!
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nacmat
on 2008-04-16 16:29 [#02195244]
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the fact that you find her attractive
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cyrstal dude
from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-17 07:21 [#02195390]
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yeah, the pedo thing is probs worse than the shitty music thing, i'd say...
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cyrstal dude
from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-17 07:21 [#02195391]
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yeah, the pedo thing is probs worse than the shitty music thing, i'd say...
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cyrstal dude
from LA all day! (United States) on 2008-04-17 07:23 [#02195392]
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so true it bears repeating
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