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How do you get a fat girl into bed? |
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peice of cake |
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What do old ladies taste like? |
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depends |
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LLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEeeeeewwwwWWWWLLLLL ! :::falls off chair::: |
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u mean FOCL!!!!!!!!!!!!111 |
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what do you call a cow on the ground? |
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ground beef |
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HAR HAR. |
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this is amazing 10/10 |
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"Hey, I know the bloke who writes all the jokes that go inside the Christmas crackers around the united kingdom." "Pull the other one." thats a shit joke ....Great I must remember to include it the crackers for next christmas. :) . |
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I didnt's know that one b4! |
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hahha thats a great response to my joke that took me 2 days to write little nazi...:) .....hahaha i made that joke up y know ...with the double twist at the end ...me being the guy that writes the shit jokes. hahaha im so funny....ehm. :3 by the way, what have you done with 'big '? |
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My favourite cracker jokes: What's the difference between a chicken? One of it's legs is both the same. What's green and melts in the mouth? A leper's penis. |
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My favourite cracker joke: What's the difference between a lesbian and ritz cracker? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. |
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Once there was a group of 5 Care Bears. They were trying to decide who's turn it was to go down the Fun Slide! "It's Huggles turn!" "Oh, no, you should have a turn now Fluffers, I insist". And so, each bear kept generously insisting that another go next. Soon they noticed a maaaagic leprechaun peeking out at them through Huggles's's's enormous tuft of crotch hair. And with a wink of his eye and a finger snap, he floated on a trail of sparkling caviar, magically increasing in size until he was standing right before them, now exactly as tall as the mean height of their 5 succulent gonads (meticulously measured with quark precision) """Ta da! What will ye b!e wish?in' fur thane; each of ye g.ets a wish" said the leprechaun." said the leprechaun" said the leprechaun. "Wow, we get wishes?" croaked Huggles titaniumly through his artificially evolved cyber esophagus. "But I insist you not have to do all that work. Actually you should grant yourself wishes!" "Yes", agreed Fluffers in morse code which nobody knew how to decode, "I insist that you get to have a wish mr. leprechaun :) !". At this point the other bears who were all kind of shadowy in the background due to being barely important characters with unknown names or appearances chimed in in agreement, "Yeah!" (one of them was named qrter though). "Ye... ye be freein' me from my leprechaun wish grantin' dooties?" the leprechaun asked shyly in disbelief "Ye... ye be allowin' me to have wishes?" ...Realizing this, an expression of immense evil slowly dawned on his face and song began playing as he gazed up at them with a deeply furrowed brow and wide grin (only the song was less sucky and more evil). For the punchline of this joke, the leprechaun then used his wishes to wish unimaginable horrors upon the carebears for all eternity, forcing them to live forever in hell |
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ha ha, 'what's the difference between a chicken?' is funny because only one thing is offered for comparison. |
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there was a brilliant artist, who one day lost his painting arm. he was so devastated that he decided to take his own life. so the man climbed to the top of his apartment block. as he began to climb over the balcony he saw a man below with no arms at all. he was skipping down the middle of the road. the artist had to know why this man was so cheerful, so he ran back downstairs. upon catching up with the armless man, the artist asked, 'why are you so happy?' to which the man replied 'oh, im not happy. im dancing because i have an itchy bum.' |
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Whats the worst thing about raping a toddler? Cleaning the blood stains from your clown shoes |
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what's the difference between acne and a bishop? acne doesn't come on an eight year olds face. |
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that was mean, I'm sorry pulse. |
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its supposed to be acne doesnt come on your face till you're 14 so there is a two gorillas in the zoo. one says to the other i am going to fuck that lion while it sleeps later the gorilla goes to the lion while he is sleeping and fucks the lion the lion wakes up and is angry the lion changes into an angrier lion and chases the gorilla around the zoo the gorilla runs into the zoo keepers puts on a hat and opens up a news paper and sits behind a desk the lion comes in and says hey zoo keeper did you see a gorilla run through here and the gorilla says you mean the gorilla that fucked that lion and the lion says FUCK its in the paper already? |
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a priest, rapist and a paedophile get in to a taxi... then a second bloke gets in. wocka wocka wocka |
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A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some birth control pills for his daughter. The assistant asks the man, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The man replies, "No, she just lies there like her mother!" thanks, i'm here all week! |
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Whats red and invisible? No tomato |
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but 14 is too specific |
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^^^HAhaa . . . hee its very good joke* |
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cliff you rule |
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