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I took the drivers test this morning. When my name was called and i saw the guy i was gonna drive with i new i was gonna flunk even if i had maneuvered like Jah Almighty himself (wich i did). He was an old guy with small glases at the tip of his nose. He looked like some ancient grumpy wizard teacher from Hogwarts magic gay school . He gave me some half assed explanation that i wasn't looking to the left and right in crossroads enough wich i was of course doing but not in that gay ass rookie way when you slow down and turn your head 90 degres everytime you pass another road eventhough you have the passing right on your side. Guess i have to drive even more like a constipated bitch causing traffic jam constipation next time. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! It would have been so nice to have passed that test today on a friday and just drive around all day and night listening to great neuro mixes =( Oh well... im just mildly pissed off right now cause its like the standard you get flunked the first time here in swedeland but if they don't pass me the next time im gonna fucking start killing people randomly with my bare hands!!! Whats the tests like in your countries ?Do they include Eco driving in the test ? Even the teory test here nowdays is fucking hellish, you have to know fucking everything possible remotely related to motor wehicles and traffic. I have passed the fucker now but shit did i learn unusefull facts in the process . Sorry for ranting......... but im pissed in both sense.... |
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other than that,how was your day.. |
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damn man that must suck! as for your question: its almost TOO easy to get a license in america. we dont have any eco driving questions as far as i know. whens the soonest you can retake it? |
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Gay! did some gay ass christmass shopping wich i hate . Everything Irie now tho , drinking some wine and listening to NC17's latest mix . How was your day ? |
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In "here" if you're a gypsy you don't even need a drivers license, a loaded shotgun is all that's needed. Never heard of Eco driving but the rest is more or less like that except they expect you to know how to drive already ... or something. |
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over here if you can get inside of a car you're allowed to drive it. |
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DAMN,CRIMBO SHOPPING SUCKS. i had a good day thanks,finished work early.went out for tea and destroyed a mixed grill.now drinking red wine. |
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Red wine here to! *High five* |
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I don't know , i didn't feel like having anything to do with those people anymore today. I will set up a new date on monday . I think i will get a new time quickly if i do it in the country , in stockholm its fucked. The crappy part is i start my new job on monday wich require a drivers license . They are on my back all the time about it. Im gonna be the "technician" at a danish furniture company. They have hired me "pre drivers license" cause they know im the right guy for the job but i really need too get it as soon as possible cause im gona be the guy they send to customers to fix and change things and deliver etc.. Extra pressure. |
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Ok so in the states its easy. But i really wonder what the tests are like in countries like Turkey or Grece or Marocko ?Or former Yougoslavia countries....jesus! They drive like blind oranrutangs on crack . Seriously! I guess we all have done the mistake of ordering a cab to that great tourist atraction on a mountain top . Near death experience. And you see marked out gravelike monuments every 50 meters on that super narow road where people have died on the way haha!! |
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"oranrutangs" |
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You have to pay for each test right? I definately suspect they evolved to tactically like a business to find ways to make anyone likely to have to take the written and driving more than once thus making more money. Maybe the employees/instructors also get paid more that way through taxes or something as well. I even suspect they now have your name on some sort of 'already failed once' list so now they will let you pass easily next time- because more than twice would get people complaining and exposing their game. |
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(from my experience you have to take the 2nd kinda soon after the first or you will get off the 'already failed once' list and have to refail). For example, the written test... I took once and failed (as designed), waited like 2 months and retried and failed. Then I actually told the employee that I suspected that the tests are designed to be taken multiple times to maximize fees. Then she said in a semi hush hush way that I should take it again soon after the failure. So I did and, what do you know, the same exact questions (to which I already had gay mnemonic answers) were asked instead of random ones like usual so I easily passed. |
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It's "orangutans" you orangutan. |
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I failed the first time too. Now I drive sometimes though, around the town on various roads heading for stores and other interesting places. I haven't got a car of my own. |
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You are on to something there cause i took the teory test as soon as possible after i flunked the first time and the second time it was like 60% questions i had gotten before. I need to do the next drivers test next week nigga!!! |
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Sorry! i was really trying hard to "spell well" in my friday wine haze. Its "Orangutang" in swedish tho. Fuck you =) |
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It appears to me you flunked the second you saw the teacher. That's YOUR fault, not his. Confidence, boy, confidence. :smile: |
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i passed my test the first time, even though i didn't know how to park on a hill OR parallel park :/ |
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If you knew me well you would know that i have many problems (trust me) but lack of confidence is not one of them. Lack of confidence destroys most everything you do and most people fail to realise that and never do anything about it and die miserable. I got a bad feeling tho as soon as i saw that fucker, cause i allready knew that there was like a 15% chanse i was gona pass on the first try. I was hooping for a female that i could flirt with and work a bit cause i do that very well. Or a younger guy i could joke and fuck around with but this guy was an old nazi haha! |
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Shit! and you guys can take the test at 16 to right ? Thats a bit fucked! At 16 i haden't even discovered the clitoris. |
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You'll pass eventually, I'm sure. You'll get a teacher you can flirt with, or whatever, and you'll pass. |
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The whole process of learning to drive was awful for me as I was totally unmotivated, I didn't want own a car and to this day I still dislike most things about them. "You must have a drivers license" said my parents. I passed my second test. After that I borrowed one of my parents cars, drove to university a few times... that's it (a very short career as motorist, haven't drived since 1993 I guess, people delivering furniture can be quite useful! ;-) ). Not fulfilling your goals & plans sux, hope you make it next time sido! |
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Anger is a gift. Keep at it and soon you'll be gliding and powersliding all over the road, no little old man to keep you down. |
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Anger is more useful than despair. |
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Well its like the americans say about their guns "better having it and not needing it than needing it and not having it" i guess. I was like you most of my life felt i got along well without a drivers license and had no interest in cars but now since i have started i quite like it and i really long for the day i have the fucking thing . I enjoy driving very much and much too my suprice i have taken an interest to cars in general haha! Cheers! |
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You are preaching to a priest my friend =) "Good! Release your anger and your journey towards the darkside will be complete!!" Emperor Palpatine / Return of The Jedi 1983 |
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Red, red wine Go to my head Make me forget that i Still need her so Red, red wine It`s up to you All I can do, i`ve done But mem`ries won`t go No, mem`ries won`t go |
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yeh but in my state it's not a REAL license when you get it at age 16...you have lots of restrictions, like no driving between 12am and 5am, no driving with more than one person under 21, lots of stupid shit. |
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Just out of curiosity, which state is this? |
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There'll always be big love in this old heart for the man like the Sido ... |
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mine? Wisconsin. |
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JAND!!! much respect and love for you too old timer!! Jah Bless! =) =) =) How are things with you nowdays ? you should start a new topic about "Jand nowdays" no one will hold it against you i promise . Ain't no shame in the game =) Shit , i got a bit worried when you dissapeard. |
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Whats going on in your life nowdays ? |
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tis late here and these fingers are finding the keys a trifle tricky to find....but yes, all sorts ...will fill you in when I get a chnace... missed you too, my friend...:)... |
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"....but yes, all sorts....." LOL!! Ok hope to hear from you soon =) |
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your avatar got all dustay |
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Hvad er det for et dansk møbelselskab? |
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BoConcept |
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Hah! I used to be neighbours to them, they had a store out on amager (shit island in Copenhagen) They apparently sold the space there, in order to build some new fancy pancy buildings out here. |
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40kbs in your face! Jand is one smooth oldscool fucker =) I wonder if anyone remember my old long ass hand made gifs. I really put time and effort down back in the days , hand made gifs with a secret purpose. The secret was to beat Raimons =) |
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pertecto sphinctronum! |
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I'm pissed off right now. It would take far too long to explain, but, essentially, there's this guy, and he's a fucking cunt. He overreacted about something trivial and, in my eyes, made an ass of himself. Fuck that, and give my friend his money back, asshole. |
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