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offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-15 01:56 [#00267178]
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... simply because my penis is too big to fit in my
pants!!! It sucks to be me!!!



 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-15 01:56 [#00267180]
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lets see how long it takes before this thread is closed!!!
:)


 

offline eric_hard_jams on 2002-06-15 02:19 [#00267217]
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lol, is it hard to walk with that between your legs?


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-06-15 02:59 [#00267243]
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Good god man! Thats something I didnt need to know.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-15 03:01 [#00267249]
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Wow, I have the same problem. Sometimes I mistake mine for a
freakish third leg.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-15 03:14 [#00267256]
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sorry man, it just had to be said!!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-06-15 03:29 [#00267280]
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i hope your not at work or anything.... you could get fired,
being all "out of uniform" so to speak! :S


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-06-15 03:29 [#00267282]
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hehe


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-06-15 03:32 [#00267283]
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if ya penis wont fit in ya pants you should try wearing it
as a belt! ;)



 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-06-15 03:33 [#00267286]
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princo you've got issues


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2002-06-15 03:44 [#00267295]
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oh, i do not!!!


 

offline Laqeuro from New York City (United States) on 2002-06-15 03:50 [#00267296]
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hehe


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2002-06-15 16:24 [#00267586]
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hahaha, princo has the asian price guy for his avatar, thats
great. Everything I princo says I picture coming from the
asian prince guy, so I just pictured that fruity thing
saying "if ya penis wont fit in ya pants you should try
wearing it
as a belt!"


 

offline Nexus 6 from Netherlands, The on 2002-06-15 16:51 [#00267599]
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you get a pretty bad view of someone cuz of their avatar
most of the time :)


 

offline Steamtank from Melancholia Isle (Poland) on 2002-06-15 17:04 [#00267604]
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i like to use my penis as a skipping-rope


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-15 17:06 [#00267607]
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haha, this is the first topic today!!! :)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2002-06-15 18:23 [#00267674]
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Funkmaster just poked my eye out!!! AAAAAAAAH


 

offline Amonbrune from Vancouver (Canada) on 2002-06-15 19:09 [#00267717]
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whos got the song "Start spreading the news"
playing...someone turn it off lol


 

offline uzim on 2002-06-15 19:11 [#00267720]
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....and i'm sitting there, sleepy, with a headache and the
final exams monday...... but i don't have any problems with
my penis, it's not too big


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2002-06-15 19:23 [#00267743]
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Mine penis is just the perfect size. Not to big, not to
small...Just right...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2002-06-15 19:24 [#00267745]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker | Followup to weatheredstoner: #00267674



I guess I'll have to become a porn star now, with a penis
this big...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-06-15 21:41 [#00267981]
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Haha, my family all went to Halifax, house to myself for a
few days. I've decided to only wear boxers, and,
occasionally, nothing at all. Partay!


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-15 21:48 [#00267986]
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i dont believe you. Why else would you have a lightsaber?
Everybody who has one uses it to compensate for their small
penis!!!


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2002-06-15 22:03 [#00268001]
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i don't think my penis is small....

but it certainly isn't large.
people who talk about their penises being huge have problems


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2002-06-15 22:06 [#00268003]
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I wanna see your extensively long penis's...how bout it?


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-15 22:20 [#00268007]
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ahh god the neighbours daughter complained about me walking
around starkers, its my frickin room!!


 

offline diastole1 from Oxford (United Kingdom) on 2002-06-15 23:50 [#00268067]
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"live in the now"! that's what i like to say!
hmmmmm...peeeeeeeeniiieeeeeessssss
hahaha


 

offline plugexpert from Nijmegen (Netherlands, The) on 2002-06-15 23:54 [#00268075]
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A m8 of mine is really hung like a freakin'horse! While
growing up ,.he always used 2 flash everybody his dick.

Got irritating after a while,.......he'd b flipping cock
chopper style in the middle of clubs.



 


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