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wizards teeth on 2001-05-29 14:44 [#00007453] | |||||||||
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"People have always said that I have a big Nose, not that surprising really considering my Head is a teapot!" To prove a point I have carried out the Following experiments inside my six throats: Throat 1 - Blocked with melon seeds Throat 2 - Blocked with shoot annuals Throat 3 - Blocked with gentle Ben video Throat 4 - Blocked with Des lynam Throat 5 - Blocked with melon polo mints Throat 6 - Blocked with roman coins Results Throat 1 - Barry Throat 2 - Ian Throat 3 - Steve Throat 4 - Henry Throat 5 - Chinese Throat 6 - New Kitten I had a dream last night that my wife had a child and during the dream it eventually transformed into a "push pop". During the start of the dream I was a proud father and was looking after the child and possibly shed a tear over the concept of the miracle of birth. At the end of the dream I killed the child as it had transformed into a "push pop" and I had forgot to let it breathe. I do not know what this dream means. I am not even married. Six hundred Ians throwing salt at some wool ! Jack Nicholson is 90% Beef, 4% Silver, 3% Granite and 3% Ivory! I know this as I have carried out experiments. |
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od from perth on 2001-05-29 14:48 [#00007454] | |||||||||
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ive never tried that. was it any good or did it sort of explode on the runway? (the idea i mean, not the video) |
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CloNe from Deep inside the arteries of a public sewer system on 2001-05-29 14:56 [#00007458] | |||||||||
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I had a dream the other night. These two chicks i know, lets say 1 and 2, and I all had a threesum. 1 was sucking me off and 2 was licking out 1. So im lying down loving it and 1 stops. I'm lying there waiting for her to 'climb aboard' but after a while I realise nothing is happening. I sit up and see 1 and 2 on the other side of the room doing each other. What does this dream mean? girl 1 wants to give me head, girl 2 is a lesbian and i'm never gonna get laid properly in my life! |
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rob fragilenine from inside a skipping cd player on on on on on on on on on *BANG* on 2001-05-29 15:09 [#00007460] | |||||||||
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i believe that you are a very twisted little boy. lastnight I had a dream where i was entirely surrounded by elephant's feet. they then turned into mud and licked my face as i turned to look at the glass book that had somehow smashed its way into the hillside. That made me sad, so I used the power of Ray Martin's hair to knock on Gode Noblet's door. He answered, 'What do you want with your English cookies?' I replied 'I didn't want any chicken!' He once said to me: 'If you want to go here, don't go there or i will go here..' come on boyeeee, i am a music. MURLOOOO i sometimes like to eat fish, but sometimes it is late to my mouth. Then what I do is lick the outside of a pencil case (which is actually a stationery bag) which tastes familiarly like butter on a stingray's left finger. This causes a reaction, which makes the custom corny comics section a little bit nobby with corn nobs. Stop it, Harold, nobody wants an analog watch! Watch out for bees, they will try to sell you some figs. Every day I wake up. You must go. I. . Please move to the back of the plane, the pilot is about to stand on his dog. Please hold. Goodbye Mr. Fish, I am going away on holiday to Maraketawanabisashisda. robf9 |
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Gary on 2001-05-29 18:46 [#00007480] | |||||||||
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melon mints ? |
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thehiddenone on 2001-05-29 19:21 [#00007483] | |||||||||
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that with your big nose ....is it fiction or true please tell me the truth that would give me a new life.... because you are such a genius |
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Zealot from A land with no legends on 2001-05-29 23:02 [#00007507] | |||||||||
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I was just wondering, what it is that binds us and then leaves us draws us forwards along our quests and leaves us stranded in this world, this world where we all know so much but no one will tell anyone else, and where we know too much to have legends anymore |
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this topic is awesome. melon mints... eww... does this taste good? ' _ ' maybe the push pop was a phallic symbol. do you want an empty cup of dream tea? |
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NON BIRTHDAY NON BIRTHDAY YEEEEEEEEEPPPPEEEEEEEEE !!! |
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A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? To you Oh, me Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to me A very merry unbirthday To me? To you A very merry unbirthday For me? For you Now blow the candle out, my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you! |
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ohh unbirthday ! lol i think i never saw the original version of it... joyeux non anniversaire à toi toi et à vous tous !!! |
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100% alcoholic fish organs pre-facial lubrication technique dancing turtles are conspiring to molest the president with small action figures dribbling is maintained on an hourly basis by the secretion police part one of none.. . |
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zey haff kontroll, ja? |
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