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wizards teeth on 2001-05-29 14:44 [#00007453]



"People have always said that I have a big
Nose, not that surprising really considering my
Head is a teapot!"

To prove a point I have carried out the
Following experiments inside my six throats:

Throat 1 - Blocked with melon seeds

Throat 2 - Blocked with shoot annuals

Throat 3 - Blocked with gentle Ben video

Throat 4 - Blocked with Des lynam

Throat 5 - Blocked with melon polo mints

Throat 6 - Blocked with roman coins

Results

Throat 1 - Barry

Throat 2 - Ian

Throat 3 - Steve

Throat 4 - Henry

Throat 5 - Chinese

Throat 6 - New Kitten

I had a dream last night that my wife had a
child and during the dream it eventually
transformed into a "push pop". During the start
of the dream I was a proud father and was
looking after the child and possibly shed a tear
over the concept of the miracle of birth. At the
end of the dream I killed the child as it had
transformed into a "push pop" and I had forgot
to let it breathe.

I do not know what this dream means. I am not
even married.

Six hundred Ians throwing salt at some wool !

Jack Nicholson is 90% Beef, 4% Silver, 3%
Granite and 3% Ivory!

I know this as I have carried out experiments.



 

od from perth on 2001-05-29 14:48 [#00007454]



ive never tried that.
was it any good or did it sort of explode on the runway?
(the idea i mean, not the video)


 

CloNe from Deep inside the arteries of a public sewer system on 2001-05-29 14:56 [#00007458]



I had a dream the other night.
These two chicks i know, lets say 1 and 2, and I all had a
threesum. 1 was sucking me off and 2 was licking out 1.
So im lying down loving it and 1 stops. I'm lying there
waiting for her to 'climb aboard' but after a while I
realise nothing is happening. I sit up and see 1 and 2 on
the other side of the room doing each other.

What does this dream mean?
girl 1 wants to give me head,
girl 2 is a lesbian
and i'm never gonna get laid properly in my life!


 

rob fragilenine from inside a skipping cd player on on on on on on on on on *BANG* on 2001-05-29 15:09 [#00007460]



i believe that you are a very twisted little boy.

lastnight I had a dream where i was entirely surrounded by
elephant's feet. they then turned into mud and licked my
face as i turned to look at the glass book that had somehow
smashed its way into the hillside. That made me sad, so I
used the power of Ray Martin's hair to knock on Gode
Noblet's door. He answered, 'What do you want with your
English cookies?' I replied 'I didn't want any chicken!'

He once said to me: 'If you want to go here, don't go there
or i will go here..'

come on boyeeee, i am a music.

MURLOOOO

i sometimes like to eat fish, but sometimes it is late to my
mouth. Then what I do is lick the outside of a pencil case
(which is actually a stationery bag) which tastes familiarly
like butter on a stingray's left finger. This causes a
reaction, which makes the custom corny comics section a
little bit nobby with corn nobs.

Stop it, Harold, nobody wants an analog watch!

Watch out for bees, they will try to sell you some figs.

Every day I wake up.

You must go.

I.

.

Please move to the back of the plane, the pilot is about to
stand on his dog.

Please hold.

Goodbye Mr. Fish, I am going away on holiday to
Maraketawanabisashisda.

robf9


 

Gary on 2001-05-29 18:46 [#00007480]



melon mints ?


 

thehiddenone on 2001-05-29 19:21 [#00007483]



that with your big nose ....is it fiction or true
please tell me the truth

that would give me a new life....
because you are such a genius


 

Zealot from A land with no legends on 2001-05-29 23:02 [#00007507]



I was just wondering, what it is that binds us and then
leaves us
draws us forwards along our quests and leaves us stranded in
this world, this world where we all know so much but no one
will tell anyone else, and where we know too much to have
legends anymore


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-22 06:42 [#00487876]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



this topic is awesome.

melon mints... eww... does this taste good? ' _ '
maybe the push pop was a phallic symbol.

do you want an empty cup of dream tea?


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-22 06:54 [#00487887]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



NON BIRTHDAY NON BIRTHDAY

YEEEEEEEEEPPPPEEEEEEEEE !!!


 

offline uzim on 2002-12-22 07:00 [#00487893]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



A very merry unbirthday
To me
To who?
To me
Oh, you

A very merry unbirthday
To you
Who, me?
To you
Oh, me

Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea
A very merry unbirthday to me
A very merry unbirthday
To me?
To you

A very merry unbirthday
For me?
For you

Now blow the candle out, my dear
And make your wish come true

A very merry unbirthday to you!



 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-12-22 07:02 [#00487896]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



ohh unbirthday !
lol
i think i never saw the original version of it...
joyeux non anniversaire à toi toi et à vous tous !!!


 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2002-12-22 07:07 [#00487899]
Points: 519 Status: Regular



100% alcoholic fish organs

pre-facial lubrication technique

dancing turtles are conspiring to molest the president with
small action figures

dribbling is maintained on an hourly basis by the secretion
police

part one of none.. .



 

offline 135633 from United Kingdom on 2002-12-22 09:30 [#00487945]
Points: 54 Status: Regular



zey haff kontroll, ja?


 


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