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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-15 19:36 [#00515493]
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How does Pete Townshend know it's time for bed?

When the big hand is touching the little hand.


 

offline ziggomatic from ??....uv ajed...deja vu....?? on 2003-01-15 19:41 [#00515500]
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that doesn't really make any sense...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-15 19:44 [#00515506]
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the fuck

don't you have clocks in tokelau


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-01-15 20:03 [#00515537]
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How very innappropriate. Thank you :D


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-01-15 20:11 [#00515548]
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*imagines far-east monkey's head exploding after
attempting to make sense out of this post*



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-15 20:13 [#00515551]
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teehee


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2003-01-15 20:29 [#00515571]
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it technically doesn't make sense, begins the 'hands' never
really physically touch..


 

offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2003-01-15 20:29 [#00515573]
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er, begins = because


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-15 20:31 [#00515574]
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what?

to say "when the big hand touches the little hand" is a way
to say its 12 'o clock - its quite normal to say this in
English.

and now I should start to explain the joke and I won't..


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-15 20:32 [#00515576]
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Yes but that is what we tell little children when we are
teaching them about time.

Realizing that the hands never actually touch is the
beginning of wisdom and the end of innocence. This must be
such a bittersweet time for you.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-01-15 20:45 [#00515588]
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bahah.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-15 20:47 [#00515590]
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Who dat in your avatar? Looks like one of the kids in the
hall, or maybe Rick Moranis. It's too small to tell.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-01-15 21:07 [#00515598]
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It's me.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-01-15 21:09 [#00515599]
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sorry


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-01-15 21:18 [#00515611]
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Hey, it's cool man.. no big deal. I wasn't offended. I mean,
I'm sure you could have listed 10 -12 more effiminate actors
to compare me to... but you stopped right there, with the
cerebral canadians. And for that, I thank you..

Is that Sir Ray Schmuckles Esq. in your avatar?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-15 21:18 [#00515613]
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bahah.



 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-15 21:58 [#00515653]
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oyeeeeee

i GOT that naughty joke........=b

btw.......any excuse he gives for d/ling that material will
never, ever wash with me......giving money to child
pornographers is one of the FEW deadly sins......it makes me
sick!



 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:07 [#00515660]
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AHHH YOU MEAN PENIS?!?!?! JAA YOU MEAN WHEN HIS HAND TOUCHES
HIS FUCKING WANG, JA?!!! JA!!! YOU MEAN HE GOES TO BED AND
MASTURBATES WITH HIS FUCKING HAND, AHHHH I GOT IT TIS A
NASTY JOKE!!!! AHHHH


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-01-15 22:09 [#00515664]
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oh dear.

oh dear oh dear oh dear.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:16 [#00515669]
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what if child pornography turned you on? wouldn't you pay
for it if it was the only way to see, uh, the subject of
your dirty dreams? i know such people. i wouldn't say
they're disgusting... nice, ok people... it's all the darn
fucking society.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:17 [#00515671]
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i always do that when someone leaves things unsaid. hahaha i
really like doing so, y'know.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:20 [#00515675]
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i'm hoping your not serious......

i don't think child pornography is something to joke about
however! =/


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:22 [#00515676]
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He was abused as a kid.

It fucked him up. People are abused young, usually grow up
with sexual problems, and end up being "sexual deviants"

Now, I usually dont have a problem with peoples sexuality,
because its their choice. My only problem with child porn,
is its NOT the childs choice. its forced.

But yeah. Lay off. He has problems. So does everyone else.
You shouldnt damn someone who is messed up from being abused
as a child, its kind of not their fault. Im not saying its
ok, its just not his fault. So try and be alittle more
understanding.



 

offline poop from the ass of your dreams (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:25 [#00515679]
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I LIKE POOP PORN!!!

WHO LIKEZ POOP PORN?!?!?!?!?!?!

EVERYONE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!

PPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:25 [#00515680]
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i can think what i want.......it's my choice.

you can think what you want too......


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:28 [#00515684]
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that wasnt directed directly at you, although it was
directed to all the people who are unforgiving and
unempathetic.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:33 [#00515690]
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that would be me

again it's a personal opinion......i'm not asking others to
agree

you need to becareful how you write things......you
inadvertently tell people that their opinions are NOT valid,
when in fact they are. it's a pet peeve cos i don't really
care what your opinion is.....you have the right to it.

i know all about his background, i OWN WHO cd's and i've
seen them in concert, so i think any opinion i may have and
express is WELL thought out

MY 2 cents


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:37 [#00515697]
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excuse me, but what was so fun-making in my post? I think
it's really serious, but I know people who ACTUALLY HAVE SEX
with children. Well, are 12-yr old boys children? I think
yes. Apart from that, these guys are wonderful caring
friendly and super nice people. I don't want them in a
prison or a concentration camp. Judge me as you want.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:39 [#00515700]
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i will


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:40 [#00515704]
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i didnt say that the opinions werent valid... i just said I
didnt agree with them.

and it wasnt even directed to you specifically, even if it
applies. The fact that my post is right after yours, is
coincidence.

When I see something I disagree with, I put my point across,
in hopes that someone can get a different perspective on
things.

I think this is fair. You posted your opinion, so im allowed
to post mine as well. I was hoping for a discusion about
Pete, that could be done in a civilized way... I wasnt
trying to start an argument on opinions.

Please, please, PLEASE lets not let this turn into a fight.
I can see it heading that way already. It was not my
intention.

Perhaps im just not good at expressing my thoughts in
written format. I apoligiz if thats the case.


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:41 [#00515705]
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?will what...


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:42 [#00515706]
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oh yeah... sorry, my mind is glowing.


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2003-01-15 22:44 [#00515709]
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i don't want to argue.

again, it's a perception in how you write things, if you
don't notice it, then i'll try to ignore it

sky......nevermind!


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-01-15 22:50 [#00515718]
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*changes profile to have location read, "the subject of
your dirty dreams"*



 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 22:55 [#00515732]
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cool :)


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2003-01-15 23:04 [#00515740]
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You know what the worst thing about child pornography is
though? Getting the blood out of your clown suit..


 

offline skyfarmer from a bigger, more complex and tun (Russia) on 2003-01-15 23:18 [#00515758]
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wtf? don't get it. is it one of those stupid moralistic
jokes?


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-01-16 00:10 [#00515797]
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LMFAO

Now THATS funny! :D


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-01-16 00:34 [#00515801]
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I think the joke implies him touching children.


 

offline Duble0Syx from Columbus, OH (United States) on 2003-01-16 00:37 [#00515802]
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Should someone be allowed to have child porn if it keeps
them from molesting kids? If it stops them from doing the
real things then I say let em have it, the sick bastards.
Who know, I strike my comment from the record due to the
fact that this is a touchy subject for some people and I
want to go to bed rather than discuss kiddie porn...


 

offline jonesy from Lisboa (Portugal) on 2003-01-16 00:57 [#00515816]
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That's such an old joke and has been recycled from the days
of the Michael Jackson scandal.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-16 02:50 [#00515911]
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But to have the pictures implies that in te past a child has
actually been abused. So by having the photos and expressing
a demand for them then there is a child somewhere being
raped to feed this picture habit. It's a sick, sick thing
child porn, feeding them photos will not stop them it will
only give them ideas.....


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-16 02:52 [#00515913]
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DEATH TO PETE TOWNSHEND

Btw, Matthew Kelly was arrested this morning for fucking
young boys. Niiice.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-16 02:54 [#00515916]
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Tonight, Matthew I'm going to be doing my homework!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-16 02:56 [#00515919]
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Spunk In Their Eyes...?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-16 02:58 [#00515921]
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;-P That's pretty good. I was toying with Tears in their
Eyes myself.


 


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