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Just what if: 1. There really is a heaven or hell? 2. Some guy in the sky had 10 magical rules for us to live by? 3. What if we're all going to hell because we partake in drugs and pre-marital sex? (This is all in good fun, dont take this thread seriously.) |
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do good for others, unconditionally, and you're covered |
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You think John Lennon was WRONG?! DIE INFIDEL!!!!!! |
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Why would we 'all' be wrong, isnt there anyone on this mb who gos to church? |
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I'm confused about the hell bit and the forgiveness bit. If I commit sin, you know really bad stuff, I'm going to hell. Then how do you know when it's useless to ask for forgiveness anymore? Like, "Ok, you're at 49% sin, repent now and you're clear." -P |
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I'm skipping this morning! |
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even mortal sins, I believe, can be forgiven if you truely repent |
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God made the world full of sin because he wanted to have to kill himself to save us because he liked the idea of getting roughed up by sweaty swarthy Roman soldiers. That's the only thing I can get out of the whole mess. |
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Repent, and eat your greens. |
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NO MAN COMETH TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THAT HE EATETH THE GREENS |
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Supposedly its never useless, you could sin all your life and repent at the last second of your life. Which would make going to church redundant in the first place. |
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Jack Chick has several comic books with that point--bible reading goodie goodies burn in hell because they aren't "saved" while total goons who repent at the last minute get saved. What a great message! |
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Very clever system. This way the old priests could fornicate all day long, knowing they were safe all along. Poor people were hardly allowed to look at each other AND were sure they'd burn in the lake of fire. -P |
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(This is all in good fun, dont take this thread seriously.) no... but what if...? |
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I am the Lord, thy God. Thou shall have no Gods before me. If you don’t do everything I tell you in the bible, you will suffer unspeakable pain for ever. I’m only doing this because I love you |
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i won't go to hell. i may do the odd bad thing, but underr it all, i'm a good perrson. |
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Dear Anus, That's right. Just keep doing what you're doing and everything will be fine. Don't worry about those wackos who say you have to be washed in the Blood of the Lamb. Looking forward to seeing you! Love, Satan |
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh *shit a brrick* wherre arre those bloody lambs!! |
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hahaha fleetmouse, you're awesome, just like drinking |
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What if we worship the false god ? |
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www.clonaid.com |
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but am i the only one who has confidence in my own goodness to know that if theirr is a heaven, i'll be going. do use lot think that if theirr is some otherr betterr place you won't make it therre? |
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I thought you didn't drink...? If you ever do get hammered make sure to slur "it'sh jussht like fleetmoushe" |
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They're all false gods, except for... HIM!!! :: points accusing finger at anus presley :: |
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What if money grew on trees What if I was a milionaire What if Allah is the true God and you start going at the wrong church? |
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why bow down to a god? how conformist. |
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i didn't have pre-marital sex yet |
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It's I nice system. I can do what I want and then repent on my death bed and I'll be saved. Sweet! |
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I don't, I was referencing the achewood cartoon, with the kangaroo and such it was roygbivcores avatar for a while. |
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knock people for being religious, how conformist |
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The Jehovas here always have the prettiest girls, especially the Finnish branch. I'm so tempted to just invite one of them in and do unspeakable things. They're like young and probably can't defend themselves in a fist fight anyway. Oh lord, stop tempting me with all this home delivered flesh. -P |
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touche! |
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