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Bill Gates' Eternity
 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-29 01:40 [#00460777]
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him,
"Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be
your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and
a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good
mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places
in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to
a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are
tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive
colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and
devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a
tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an
alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there
is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a
PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take
this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter
the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns
around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried
Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all?"
"That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle
has a hole in it and the girl hasn't." "What about the PC?"
"It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing
three keys." "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."


 

offline unabomber from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2002-11-29 01:43 [#00460779]
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lol

 

offline uzim on 2002-11-29 06:21 [#00461001]
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poor girl...

 

offline uzim on 2002-11-29 06:22 [#00461002]
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(and poor bottle)

 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2002-11-29 06:23 [#00461004]
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and it aint just Windows 95

 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-29 08:00 [#00461072]
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Bill Gates is a real pain in the ass..
he made some improvement with WinXP though..

..still a jerk

everytime my computer chrashes i should punch him instead of
my computer...

..poor computer
..lucky Bill

 

offline Kcytrx from Netherlands, The on 2002-11-29 10:05 [#00461164]
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he can still always shag the bottle

 

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