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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-29 01:40 [#00460777]
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever." Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive colosseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option." "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. "That was Bill Gates!" cried Lucifer. "Why did you give him the best place of all?" "That's what everyone thinks," snickered Satan. "The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn't." "What about the PC?" "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan. "And it's missing three keys." "Which three?" "Control, Alt and Delete."
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unabomber
from Palma de Mallorca (Spain) on 2002-11-29 01:43 [#00460779]
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lol
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uzim
on 2002-11-29 06:21 [#00461001]
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poor girl...
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uzim
on 2002-11-29 06:22 [#00461002]
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(and poor bottle)
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2002-11-29 06:23 [#00461004]
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and it aint just Windows 95
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-29 08:00 [#00461072]
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Bill Gates is a real pain in the ass.. he made some improvement with WinXP though..
..still a jerk
everytime my computer chrashes i should punch him instead of my computer...
..poor computer ..lucky Bill
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Kcytrx
from Netherlands, The on 2002-11-29 10:05 [#00461164]
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he can still always shag the bottle
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