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offline BILE from São Paulo (Brazil) on 2002-11-24 10:07 [#00454036]
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5-Yr-Old Girl Performs Oral Sex On Kindergarten
Classmate


School and county authorities in Harrisburg, PA are
investigating claims made by a kindergarten teacher at
Melrose Elementary School involving an act of consensual
oral sex between two of her classmates.
The teacher claims a 5-yr-old girl willingly performed oral
sex on a male classmate on November 15th in a note she left
on the principal’s desk just before going on sick leave.
The principal says the teacher is terminally ill and out of
town.
While criminal charges will not be brought up against the
kids, Children and Youth Services are investigating what
inspired the girl to perform the sex act.



 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-24 10:12 [#00454041]
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I wan't to date her when she get's older =)

No seriously , thats fucked up!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-24 10:15 [#00454042]
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they give better head before their teeth come in


 

offline Sido Dyas from a computer on 2002-11-24 10:17 [#00454045]
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haha!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-11-24 10:18 [#00454047]
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:(


 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-24 10:31 [#00454057]
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thats so sick, i read a similar story in the paper for two 6
yr olds :( well it doesnt get any sadder than that

but i guess they learn that shit at home, when i was 6 i
just chilled around my house watching cartoons and building
legos :) whats this world coming to! ahh


 

offline Phresch from fucking Trondheim (Norway) on 2002-11-24 10:31 [#00454059]
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lol



 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-24 10:32 [#00454060]
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the biggest challenges of my life were tieing my shoes and
picking what juice i would bring to school for snack time
:)

i miss those days :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-24 10:33 [#00454061]
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sounds like my life now..


 

offline Mr_Flappypants from Louisville (United States) on 2002-11-24 10:34 [#00454062]
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whenever i built legos, id always cut my fingers up when
trying to take them apart. i guess thats what duplo is for


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-24 10:37 [#00454066]
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thats why nails are for
;)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-24 10:37 [#00454067]
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ooh I hated those flat bits of lego that would get stuck as
if they were glued on.. you'd have to use your teeth to pry
them apart..


 

offline Ctrl Alt Del from Ft. Worth (United States) on 2002-11-24 10:39 [#00454070]
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na man! just get the brick seperator and its all good! :)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-24 10:40 [#00454073]
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wah..? a brick seperator!? can there really be such a
thing..?


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-24 10:41 [#00454074]
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Thats just kids investigating their bodies.....but yeah
thats sick.
I worship the 5 year old boy..respect.

I was 8 when I first experienced the female touch.LOL I was
petrified!!!!
I still am.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-24 10:53 [#00454094]
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Hell yeah! Look in the Lego catalogues that come with the
sets. They cost two bucks, but they're priceless.

Kids used to steal mine. :-( Everybody wanted the Brick
Seperator.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-24 10:59 [#00454102]
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brick separator

Shit wish I'd had one of these...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-24 10:59 [#00454104]
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hummm kids arre currious is what i say. "doctorrs and
nurrses", they just went to farr. Unless it was forr the
sexual feeling.. in which case... ban TV.


 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-24 11:00 [#00454106]
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damnit all this talk of lego is making me want to get a set,
hey fuck it, why not

your never too old for legos and its bullshit the sets
nowadays kick ass compared to my day.. and i actually have
the money for the big castles and shit hahah DAMN i want a
lego set!


 

offline TonePu5her from lincoln !UK! (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-24 11:00 [#00454107]
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I used to set fire to lego men and remould them into
monsters......


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-24 11:03 [#00454112]
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shit, am i 12 years late?! ' _ '
(j/k)


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-24 11:04 [#00454114]
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5 years... wicked... °_°

wicked things happen all the time of course, but still...


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-24 11:10 [#00454124]
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I have a bunch of sets from years ago, but I never followed
the instructions, I had ideas ten time better than ones they
gave you. I was a genious Lego architect, but I haven't
touched them in years. Sigh.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-24 11:10 [#00454125]
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Lego sets today are shit designed to stunt children's
imaginations. Vampire, robot, race car, mutant spaceman sets
are only lego in name. They take a toy design and break it
into custom molded lego bricks that are only lego because
they have the same kind of connectors.

A proper lego set has basic blocks and relies on the person
using it to do fucking something with it.

Stupid fucking kids spend too much time playing videogames
these days and can't use their hands for anything but
jerking off and pushing thumb-buttons. I worked at a camp
and the little shitweasels didn't even know how to use
scissors for chrissake.


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-24 11:27 [#00454139]
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"don't bother thinking or imagining things by yourself,
we'll do it for you!"


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-24 11:30 [#00454141]
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i have the feeling that it's the same for adults with
television.

such dumb programs, no need to think nor anything... like
they encourage you not to think.
(maybe it's always been like that, i don't know.)


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2002-11-24 11:32 [#00454143]
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I spose he didn't do a facial though.


 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-24 11:51 [#00454188]
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lol yea when my firends were all making rainbow colored
houses , i was designing elaborate space stations lol
following a standard color scheme , not just taking random
pieces haha

ahh damn i miss Legos


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-11-24 11:58 [#00454195]
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Anyone remember the lego men without moving arms? They had
no arms really, just bumps on the side. It looked like the
hands were in the pockets.

One day, my cousin found a lego man with moving arms! It was
like..woooaahhh!! wow!! The guy had a cool saturnus on his
chest too and a helmet! This was in 1977 or 78.

-P


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-11-24 12:00 [#00454197]
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Oh yeah, my cousin's family lived on the 5th floor, so in
the elevator, I had to climb on him to reach the button.
Awesome teamwork.

-P


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2002-11-24 12:35 [#00454230]
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Aah such memories. I had a docu-soap going on with my Police
Station Lego.


 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-24 13:45 [#00454346]
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the original lego man had these like weird arms and heads
then they made these plain old blockwith a ball for a head
and a smiley face, not the new generation of lego man own.
and the masks and shit u can get like darth vader lol


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-11-24 15:37 [#00454500]
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Hey, the original lego man had no arms. It didn't have the
moving legs either. The leg-piece was one piece, taking up 2
circles (if you know what I mean). I'll see if I can find a
picture on google.

-P


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-24 15:49 [#00454505]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I used to play with lego all the time.. first thing I'd do
is lay down those large light-grey plates, all covered with
the little knobs.. (wa-hey etc.) the whole floor of my room
would be covered..

I don't like the new stuff either.. um, as far as I've seen
it.. its too specific.. it needs to be generic.. I made the
weirdest combinations..


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-24 15:56 [#00454509]
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"I haven`t been fucked like this since first grade."

hehehe



 

offline Alliat from Kópavogur (Iceland) on 2002-11-24 16:00 [#00454511]
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Heh, to be honest, I still play arround a bit with lego :)


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-11-24 16:59 [#00454541]
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No luck. The classic Yellow Castle set is from 1978, but
even that has the moving arms/legs figure. I remember having
several of the old figures. Maybe it was some sort of
placeholder figure because you could separate the leg-piece
from the torso. AAARGH!! Now I gotta find out..

-P


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-24 17:08 [#00454547]
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iroel, i believe it's "i haven't been fucked like that since
grade school." (that's if you're going by the flick)



 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-24 17:18 [#00454555]
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umh yeah...

I fucked up the quote....it happens =P



 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-24 21:36 [#00454748]
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perhaps your referring to "blocko" the LEGO wannabes who
could never quite cut it lol nah i think i know what u mean,
i just wanted to add in that anti blocko quote.

--

there was a recent post about this guy who made lego art,
really cool shit!


 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-11-25 04:21 [#00455020]
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I'm quite sure the "simple" figures were found inside a
cockpit for example. The leg-piece was removed and the torso
stuck in the cockpit.

I JSUT WANT IMAGE PROOF; DEAR GODF!!r



 

offline Paco from Gothenburg (Sweden) on 2002-11-25 04:34 [#00455024]
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Found it finally. It's a shitty pic, but look at the guy
pushing the wheelbarrel and the cop at lower left:

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Launchpad/4405/scans
/lka_7546.jpg

These are from 1975.

-P



 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-25 05:22 [#00455064]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



no every children experience that on way or the other, that
just made a big mess cos it in the usa and into a school,
but 5 years old is the normal age to experience (without
realizing ) thoses things...i think it happened to me and im
sure it wasnt for the sexual feeling, at this age, you just
do things thats all...


 


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