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Friday is tomorrow and I was thinking that, since it's mating season and all, we should arm ourselves with a few of dem pick-up-lines... Got any? "Here's a quarter... Go dial your mom and tell her you won't be coming home tonight." |
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haha, that is hella funny, never heard that one. I prefer the more direct. "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" |
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oh great. |
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"Nice outfit, do you shop at the thrift store too?" |
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BRING ON THE HORMONES!!! |
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and if you are being serious, the best one I ever heard, that I would actually use, was simple. "Hi, I'm ______, I don't think we've met" it is friendly, non confrontational, non sexual and rejection doesn't hurt as bad if it seems like you were trying to just be friendly. |
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really, this board is sex city lately! dunno if I helped, but I hope it leads to sex for all! |
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More direct it will be than: Sitting by a chick at a bar: pick up an ice cube from your drink and smash it into peaces and say: "There, now that we've broken the ice, lets go to my place!" |
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me: "hey, i have this magic watch, and it tells me your not wearing panties!" girl: "yes i am!" then look at your watch all puzzled like and go: me: "oh, it must be 10 minutes fast!" aha! |
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yeah testosterone sex city.. |
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The exact opposite has worked the best for me: "hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?" |
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''I have over 7000 points at the Xltronic board, and I'm a bigshot moderator. What more could you POSSIBLY WANT?!?!??!!'' |
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lately it feels like its all 16-year olds clambering over each other... |
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Hehe! Good one! :) |
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"Should I call you for breakfast or just nudge you?" "You're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you" |
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Here's the best one: "What pick-up-line works best on you?" |
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"What time you got there? 4:34? Wanna go for coffee?" |
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"Shall I make breakfast for you?" |
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AHAHAAHHAHAAH*gasp*AHAHAHAHAHAHAH omg omg rofl rofl lololoolololol @aronZ one Dude that rocks I think I'll use that one @ dillinja this weekend. not ON dillinja. |
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"wanna date?" then offer an open bag of dates |
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Good one! Wouldn't work in Finnish though :) |
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My mate went up to a hot chick at a rave a few weeks back and said "I just wanted to tell you that you're fucking hot" she kissed him on the cheek and then we left. |
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damn pachi that's smooth! *goes to grocery store* |
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i'm surprised nobody said this yet: "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" |
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Scroll down until you see "Category #1" (there's several) |
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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? bahahahaha |
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would you like to smell my farts? |
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oh man, arons was good. check the very first response bile. "want aids?" |
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boy:"Let's grow as many phenotypical gene-vehicles as possible in order to maximize the replication of our genes in the future population. We'll add to the hopeless amount of retarded competitors with our own offspring which will be sure to come out equally retarded since we killed evolution. That's the only way we'll live eternally. When the miserable slow painful doom of humanity arrives, which should be shortly, we want our genes to be there." boy:".... I'm not gay, fag. Besides your replication wouldn't exactly be... successful... this way." |
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'You look like my new girlfriend'. |
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I'm sexually attracted to your watch. |
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...said the gameboy? |
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I'm sexually attracted to your shoelaces. |
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"can i lick your tonsils?" |
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crap, i totally didn't see him say that haha oh well |
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"I think about you when I masturbate." |
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can i lick ur exeballs?? (fetish extreme mangas tradition) :) |
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eyeballs sorry!!! arg i hate that! |
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all the way from ireland "ALRYE, MISSUS? WANNA RYE-AD??" say it out loud for that Dublin accent effect |
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"My name is George. I am unemployed and I live with my parents." |
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"if i flip a coin, how many chances do I have of getting head?" |
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"You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute" I'll actually use this one =D |
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"do i know you?" she shrugs "how do you know its me then?" bafflement |
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the worst pick up line i have ever heard was in a crappy nightclub in lahti. we were dancing to some crap club music and drunk-dancing ang this desperate guy comes to me: 'hey, your dancing style and your thighs really look like you do aerobics! want a drink?' |
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babe i got you babe i got you babe |
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"hi" |
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hey good point yknow even here ppl are surprised if you say hello |
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give your personal card with your specs on it, probably seldom works though... |
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the only time someone did this to me, it was a total failure. he worked at the same place as my ex-bf (we had broken up a few weeks before) and i could not resist laughing out loud :D i never called him, wonder why these two are about the only attempts from some stranger to come and pick me up and both have been complete disasters |
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heh |
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