Pick-up-lines | xltronic messageboard
 
You are not logged in!

F.A.Q
Log in

Register
  
 
  
 
Now online (2)
dariusgriffin
ijonspeches
...and 363 guests

Last 5 registered
Oplandisks
nothingstar
N_loop
yipe
foxtrotromeo

Browse members...
  
 
Members 8025
Messages 2614263
Today 10
Topics 127551
  
 
Messageboard index
Pick-up-lines
 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2002-11-14 12:28 [#00441889]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



it aint fashionable


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 13:06 [#00441933]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



tell us how to succede neetta!
What do we have to do?
What do we need?
Is plastic surgery a panacea for our problems?


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2002-11-14 13:10 [#00441944]
Points: 5924 Status: Regular



haha :D

i'm such a nerd. i have met most of my guys in the internet
(irc to be exact). also civilized hobbies usually do the
trick; play some roleplaying games and spend time at the
library and avot! you score the perfect insecure geek chick!


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 17:50 [#00442363]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



Oooohh Insecure geek chicks are nice =]


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-14 17:54 [#00442367]
Points: 27799 Status: Regular



* reminds himself to go to the library more often *


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 19:02 [#00442404]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



* reminds himself of the first girl he ever picked up by
asking her about the book she's reading *


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-11-14 19:03 [#00442405]
Points: 242 Status: Regular



"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name *Susan?"

(*any made up name will do)


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 19:05 [#00442411]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



your dad must be a baker, cause you have nice buns


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-11-14 19:06 [#00442413]
Points: 242 Status: Regular



your dad must've been retarded, 'cause you're special.


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 19:09 [#00442418]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



this thread is like the special olympics, it doesn't matter
who wins,..we're all retarded


 

offline Elastic from Zidum (Kiribati) on 2002-11-14 19:12 [#00442423]
Points: 242 Status: Regular



arguining on the internet is like running in the Special
Olympics - even if you win, you're still retarded.


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 19:13 [#00442426]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



"I like every muscle in you, especially mine"

"If I tell you that you have a nice body will you hold it
against mine?"

"Be unique, be different, say yes."

"If your right leg is called christmas, and your left leg
easter, can I spend a nice period between the holidays? "



 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 19:24 [#00442439]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



But the best one is:

"Excuse me, excuse me, I was very impressed with the capable
and stylish manner which you dealt with that situation. And
I was thinking to myself this girl is special. What's your
name?"

And after a couple of line she will answer:
" The truth is that you are a quite sensitive type, but if
I'm prepared to take a chance I might just get to know the
inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal, a
little bit crazy, a little bit violent, but hey, don`t us
girls just love that?"


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 19:33 [#00442446]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



hehe, trainspotting!


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 19:34 [#00442450]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



the best one yet--> so, you're iroel, you like aphex twin
and you're from PA! so am i!


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 19:38 [#00442455]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



And we are both born in 85!

And trust me, If i could have chosen my birthday, december
23rd would certainly had been my first choice =]


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 19:47 [#00442474]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



ahhh crazy! = *)
allow me to introduce myself, mr.

;)


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2002-11-14 19:58 [#00442511]
Points: 1129 Status: Regular



please do =]


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 20:04 [#00442522]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



hehe, happy mbing
if you have icq or aim..contact me!
i'd like that.


 

offline DonkeyRhubarb from Saegertown, PA (United States) on 2002-11-14 21:04 [#00442579]
Points: 552 Status: Regular



whoa, 69 posts...strange or what?

oh, duh.. i just ruined that


 

offline b0nk from 1969 in the sunshine (United States) on 2002-11-14 22:13 [#00442633]
Points: 1121 Status: Regular



"do you wash your clothes in windex cause i can see myself
in your pants "

replace windex with any glass cleaning product lol

-

" come to daddy "


 

offline jabizzy from St. Louis, Misery. Er, that's (United States) on 2002-11-14 22:44 [#00442647]
Points: 434 Status: Regular



Whoa whoa "What's your favorite pick up line" is going to
get you smacked, not laid.... believe me boys, I know from
experience!


 


Messageboard index