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Every night before I go to sleep,I think about you at least 10 minutes |
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lol!!! my mate was going out with a girl, and them and a few of their mates were in a car, and they were all joking around, and she said loudly (and presumably jokingly) "i'm only going out with you so i can shag you" and my mate turned round, very dryly (and quite convincingly) "well.....i'm only going out with you coz you've got big tits" maybe it's just me, but i found that ABSOLUTLEY hilarious! |
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"I can smell your cunt" (quote from silence of the lambs) |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Guy: "So, how long till the baby's due?" Girl: "I'm not pregnant" |
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The worst thing i ever said was when i was off my tits at a party and i said to a freind (female).. "why don´t we have uncomplicated drug-induced sex?" She said, "Alex, thats just rediculous!" it was |
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i faked it!! |
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(while having an orgasm..) ohhhwwww Maria! And then, you look at her and it turns out it was Debbie you were shaggin |
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"I love you" ... I'm never gonna say that again unless the girl says it first. |
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LOL That's exactly what I was going to type. Watch it guys you'll have LeCoeur on your backs in a minute!!! |
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Who's leCoeur? |
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our resident female. |
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this thread is so pathetic. so you have problems with girls? they dont like you? they hurt your little feelings? to bad. maybe its beacuse you are harry potter reading IDM geeks! :) no need to bring these hate topics here. wht dont we start a topic called "Worst things to say to a black person" also? |
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"you'll have LeCoeur on your backs in a minute!!!" Cue someone saying, I wouldn't mind that... ;) I think this thread is pretty light hearted. No worse than girls are like together in a group. |
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lol! heh |
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how about: 'Damn your sister looks good today...' |
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"Are you gubb's sister?" This not a hate topic! Its not meant discriminating but hilaric. And one other thing. I DONT read Harry Potter. |
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Well, I do read Harry Potter and I am an "IDM Geek", but no, I don't think it's discriminating either. Hey, I find sexist jokes about men funny too... |
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damn your sister looks good today ;) fennefennefennuuh didelad... insiders joke... |
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Sorry, were you asleep? |
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his girlfriend is a twin and his girlfriend is called fenne hehe.... |
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i got one: "you are even more of a slut then C738's mother, and she got this in her bedroom.. " payback. :) |
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Sorry, I was saying, "Sorry, were you asleep?" as a bad thing to say to a girl... I'll let your imagination fill in the details... |
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aha thought you were speaking about the fennefennefenne as in how cartooncharacters sleep ya know: 'GGGGRRRRROOOOH fennefennefenne.....etc.' or something like that. Shit, that sounded pretty silly.... |
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"damn, how much do you weigh??" |
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especially when you are trying to romantically pic her up and throw her on a bed or something......"damn, how much you weigh woman?!!!?" *punch* |
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he Blatant, how went your date last weekend?? Is there already a topic about or something like that...?? let me know, please |
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Why payback? You're the one turning this into a hate topic Gubb. And just because your mother does certain things, that doesn't mean everyone's mother does those things. Just chill down a little please? |
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well it was you who started dissing my family so there you go! "You're the one turning this into a hate topic Gubb." no, you stared a topic about dissing girls. i think there is alot of hate just there. i would guess you got a bit of a oidipus goining there, getting angry when the girls wont put out as much as your mother, and come here and diss girls.. haha |
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Please don't humour Gubb by responding to his last post. I think he's just trying to draw you into an argument. |
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Yes, I checked his last posts, and indeed, just negativity. So I'll ignore him/her from now on. |
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That's the stuff! :) Anyway, back to the topic... (in response) I wouldn't say you weren't as pretty as your best friend... Well actually, I don't know, she is pretty hot. |
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This post was more as things NOT to say to a girl, under any circumstances. *grin* "I wish I had 2 dicks" |
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"Hello. I am a man. And you are..?" |
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"If you ask me, beauty is overrated.." |
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Heh I was waiting for that one! |
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you are female aren't you? your mind plays tricks... |
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"hahahaahahmm... sorry." |
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what happened in the accident? |
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"are you on purpose?" |
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"me, you and a tub of margarine?" "jesus, i would love to piss love-juice all over you" i love this one, its so cute and corny .."Shall we do breakfast tomorrow? Will i call you or nudge you?" |
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LOL I'm definately trying that last one out this weekend !!! On second thoughts maybe not.... |
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More common ones: "well your friend is beautiful in a different way" "I think that girls better if they are not so skinny" |
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hahah! too much |
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"does my bum look big in this?" "yes - it looks like 2 badly parked volkswagens." |
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"Do you think I whine a lot about things?" "yes" |
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"I think I look fat" "Another thing we have in common!" |
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"When we are together I forget about all the other girls" |
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Typical Dublin ... "Giz a ride!" Another classic.... "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "Dunno" "Neither do I but it breaks the ice" |
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"does this dress make me look fat?" "no it's not the dress that makes you look fat..." -al bundy :-p |
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