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kick ass keyfumbler |
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thats me! logging off now..... last one.... "Your mammy asked me to collect you" |
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"i needed nearly 2 hours for my make up" "really ? didn`t see that" |
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ohhhhh! |
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oooooo although I'd have thought said "You have makeup on?" would be better |
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where are ur mothers sex toys ;) |
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"Go make me a sandwhich, woman" |
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Never say this to a girl: "Excuse me, can I use your sink? I got blood all over my axe here after having just killed your mother. Would that be a problem if I wash it off real quick? thanks a bunch!" |
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LOL Bile |
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There's a joke I've heard before which is similar to this topic. Things not to say during sex... number one: MOMMY!! |
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or "is it...no wait this one? hmm..agg..ahhh..no wait...is it this one?..no? yes? wait..i'll get this right hold on! *looks down* okay i think i got it now...how about this one? no? aww man...now? no? *looks down* okay i give up...its your turn to be on top" |
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"no, goddamnit, that's my EAR, you idiot!" |
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lol "NO!! Thats my NOSE!! get it right come on!! NO FREAK THATS MY BELLY BUTTON!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!" |
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You can say daddy... But not mommy. It's freakin weird. |
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OKAAAAAY...!!!! lets all calm down now.. this mb is drowning in pubescent hormones.. |
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these aren't the worst things to say to a girl, but girls may find u a nuisance if u say these to them: how old are u? asl? do u have a bf? can u give me a ride? what's your number? |
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worst thing to say to a girl: i love you. no doubt about that one |
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"how much do you weigh?" "what size clothes do you wear?" "have you put on weight since i last saw you?" |
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**RetuoW : very nerve racking, she kissed me and etc. so it was wonderful, she is comming over tommorow for dinner and movie........wheeeeeeeeeeee *sorry, not jacking thread :) |
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"you've inherited your father's looks" |
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worse yet: "you've inherited your father's cock" |
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"if you're old enough to bleed than you're old enough to breed." |
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mr garrison from south park: "never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die" |
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"May I push in your stool?" |
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"if there's grass on the field; play ball." |
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"do you prefer swallow or split up?" with austin powers smile |
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"Should I offer you a drink or just pay you?" |
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