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My mam thinks I'm GAY
 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 08:33 [#00427268]
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... at least i think she does.

When i was youngerr she always made me feel embarassed when
it came to girrls, and so i would neverr mention them, and
still don't. Also i'm not the best looking guy thanks mainly
to an unsightl birrthmarrk and so girrls don't flock rround
me forr a starrt.

the rreason i think she thinks i'm gay is becasue she keeps
dropping lines to make me rreact to the idea of females in a
favourrable way. also she likes to tell me how she has no
prroblem with gays alot.

(i love girrls i talk about them all the time, i have
healthy desirres)

i don't want herr to think this :(


 

offline glass_eater from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 08:35 [#00427270]
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my cat thinks iam schizoid and hes right!
although i got healthy desires for "him"
:DD


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 08:38 [#00427272]
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:|


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 08:39 [#00427273]
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This seems to happen to a lot of people on this board.

I dunno, buy a few issues of Men Only and stick the
centrefolds on your walls...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 08:39 [#00427274]
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***btw people i have no prroblem with gay people but frrom
my point of view, i don't want to be called gay***


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-11-04 08:40 [#00427275]
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my mam thinks your gay too


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 08:41 [#00427276]
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This seems to happen to a lot of people on this board.

I dunno, buy a few issues of Men Only and stick the
centrefolds on your walls...

I have girrls galorre on my walls, but still she perrsists.


this happens alot you say, phew, i thought i maybe was gay
and dident know it.



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-11-04 08:44 [#00427277]
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mothers know best


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-04 08:45 [#00427279]
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My mom thinks I'm a fag, and I don't blame her. She even
engaged me in a conversation about my ''lifestyle'' once...

I knew what she was getting at, and I didn't even try to
convince her I wasn't, I just laughed her off and walked
away, pretended she was referring to my ''lazy'' lifestyle.
She really thinks I'm a homosexual.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 08:46 [#00427280]
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well i will have to go get me a boyfrriend then, KEYFUMBLER
what are you upto tonight?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 08:47 [#00427283]
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HEY I have a lazy lifestyle 2...


 

offline Gubb on 2002-11-04 08:52 [#00427286]
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stop it with the fucking "rr"s. if i was your mom i would be
more woried about those then you being gay..

"(i love girrls i talk about them all the time, i have
healthy desirres) "

you say you dont have any probelms with gays but if you
consider hetro desires healthy, do you consider homo desires
unhealthy?



 

offline Junktion from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-04 08:52 [#00427287]
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I still don't know if i'm gay or not, but it seems that i
like girls soo...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-04 08:54 [#00427289]
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This is turning into cruising territory

better have phobe install glory holes


 

offline Apt_Zet from Afghanistan on 2002-11-04 08:55 [#00427290]
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My mom did the same thing when I was a kid. She teased the
hell outa me about girls so the last thing I did was ever
mention it. Then one day she asks... "Are you normal?" I
ask her "What do you mean?" she asks if I like girls. Good
lord.


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 08:56 [#00427291]
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I know what you mean, just tell yourrrr mom you got a
boyfrrriend, and you like to have oral sex with him.
When she freaks out, just say youre kidding and walk off.

By the way, its okay to be gay!


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-04 08:58 [#00427294]
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''better have phobe install glory holes''

Ahahahaa! Who knows, Xltronic is on its way... first dibs on
being behind the wall.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 09:03 [#00427300]
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"you say you dont have any probelms with gays but if you
consider hetro desires healthy, do you consider homo desires

unhealthy? "

i new that would come up. i dont think gay people are bad
awful, disgusting, i would be frriends with them and so on
but at the same time if adam and eve werre gay.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 09:04 [#00427303]
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...where would we be...


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 09:24 [#00427348]
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YMCA?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-04 09:31 [#00427357]
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first dibs on hedgecutters and in front of the wall!

:)


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-04 09:37 [#00427374]
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but at the same time if adam and eve werre gay.

> if adam and eve were gay, half of them would be lesbian
and the human race would've probably extinguished, because
artificial insemination hadn't been invented back there!
alleluia! praise the artificial insemination!! °_-


 

offline C738 from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 09:40 [#00427380]
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What about incest? God doing it wth Adam AND Eve?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 09:41 [#00427382]
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my point exactly, so i may not have a prroblem with gay
people, but i think that something self destrructive is
going on somewherre


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 09:42 [#00427390]
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that above was in rresponce to uzims comment


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 09:45 [#00427396]
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My Mum thought I was fr a bit then she walked in on me
"playing" with a lady friend. I've never seem someone look
horrified and relieved at the same time.
Tell your Mum that you smoke the monkey pole. She'll be so
confused as to what your on about and think your probably
smoking that she'll forget about the Gay thing. Either that
or keep buying Vaseline to freak her out.


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-04 09:48 [#00427404]
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C738 > omg!! you're right °_°

Anus_Presley > self destructive, maybe yes, but that's not
necessary a bad thing! the more homosexual people, the less
surpopulation on the planet! yepeee :)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 09:49 [#00427408]
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hahaha i bet that was a moment you won't forrget. all i need
is a lady frriend and i might trry that...


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 09:51 [#00427412]
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This topic amuses me no end. I've brought gay guys home
before. I'm sure my mother knows a lot more then she lets
on.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 09:51 [#00427413]
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"Anus_Presley > self destructive, maybe yes, but that's not

necessary a bad thing! the more homosexual people, the less

surpopulation on the planet! yepeee :) "

i am trreading so carrefully herre, and i know that therre
arre loop holes in what i'm saying, just underrstand i'm not
prredjudice and we will leave it at that, each to theirr
own..


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 09:58 [#00427423]
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Mothers want you to carry the family on naturally. Most
mothers will worry about their children being homosexual but
if you are not then don't let it bother you. What possible
kind of impact will it have on your life? It's no concern if
one day you are going to bring a girl back with you. If
however you doubt yourself in any way I'd recommend talking
to a gay guy, sometimes straight guys go through a phase.
The best way is to ensure no one in your family promotes
bigotry.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:02 [#00427426]
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i'm not gay. i know this forr a fact.

my attrraction to memberrs of the opposite sex is so
powerrful it hurrts sometimes.


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:08 [#00427433]
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both my brother and my sister are gay, whilst i am not. Even
though she never says it, i can just feel an unspoken
pressure on my shoulders from my mother, that she wants *me*
to give her grandchildren.

I mean she's really cool about it, and totally accepts my
brother's and sister's sexuality... and it's not like she's
ever said it out loud that she's expecting grandchildren
from me. But still... i can just hear her think it! :-p


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 10:09 [#00427434]
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Plus, The 'Adam and eve' thing? Thats all a well and good a
theory if you believe in that sort of Christianity, however
if all men are brothers (or Adam and Eve are technically
related) then we are all guilty of incest. The bible does
not teach that homosexuality is wrong if you actually read
it but modern Christianity would have you think it's against
gods will. A lot of fairy-tails and old wives tails that
people take as facts about homosexuals these days need to be
eradicated.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-04 10:09 [#00427435]
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Hedgecutters? Better get yourself a chainsaw!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:11 [#00427437]
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the grreeks had women forr childrren, and otherr men forr
sexual pleasurre and company...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:12 [#00427438]
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also Gymnasium is a grreek worrd meaning "place to go naked"


 

offline Spikee Dragon from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 10:13 [#00427439]
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I'm sure if you chill but don't allow yourself to become
socially retarded you will pick up a girl soon. I wish I had
been better in tune with my desire when I was younger. I
fucked up so many... bleh bleh bleh, you get the point.

*flys off*


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:13 [#00427440]
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"The bible does not teach that homosexuality is wrong"

Actually it does. I think on a number of occasions even.
Like god destroyed that one city (sodom? or gomora? One of
those) because the inhabitants had all turned away from god
and indulged themselves in all sorts of terrible sins,
including sex between men. It said that almost literally if
i remember correctly.



 

offline zzligg from Allen,TX (United States) on 2002-11-04 10:16 [#00427447]
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the bible is also bullshit.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:20 [#00427455]
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Spikee Dragon - are you gay?


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:22 [#00427457]
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well... let's not get into that discussion again ;-) I don't
think the bible is all bullshit, but alot of it is. The fact
that the bible makes alot of things that are innocent and
pleasant "sinfull" and forbidden... it's terrible. Millions
of people grow up feeling guilty for doing things that they
are taught to be wrong. When infact there is really nothing
wrong with them.


 

offline uzim on 2002-11-04 10:23 [#00427458]
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maybe sodom? because of sodomy... ' _ '


 

offline Mickey Mouse from The Moon on 2002-11-04 10:23 [#00427459]
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Go around grabbing your crotch a lot, and watch some girls
gone wild and have her catch you watching it. And stare at
womens breasts a lot...

That should do it


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:24 [#00427460]
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i don't fall into that grroup, coz i have neverr rread the
bible, and don't plan to if i am gonna starrt to feel guilty


 

offline surrounded from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:25 [#00427462]
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yeah that make sense


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:27 [#00427465]
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i am so laddish, she should know i'm not gay.


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-11-04 10:27 [#00427466]
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example:

“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman,
both of them have committed an abomination: they shall
surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon
them”(Leviticus 20:13).


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:27 [#00427467]
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i am so laddish, she should know i'm not gay.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2002-11-04 10:28 [#00427468]
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i am so laddish therre should be no confusion, i can't
underrstand herr


 


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