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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 08:33 [#00427268]
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... at least i think she does.
When i was youngerr she always made me feel embarassed when it came to girrls, and so i would neverr mention them, and still don't. Also i'm not the best looking guy thanks mainly to an unsightl birrthmarrk and so girrls don't flock rround me forr a starrt.
the rreason i think she thinks i'm gay is becasue she keeps dropping lines to make me rreact to the idea of females in a favourrable way. also she likes to tell me how she has no prroblem with gays alot.
(i love girrls i talk about them all the time, i have healthy desirres)
i don't want herr to think this :(
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 08:35 [#00427270]
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my cat thinks iam schizoid and hes right! although i got healthy desires for "him" :DD
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 08:38 [#00427272]
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Jarworski
from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 08:39 [#00427273]
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This seems to happen to a lot of people on this board.
I dunno, buy a few issues of Men Only and stick the centrefolds on your walls...
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 08:39 [#00427274]
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***btw people i have no prroblem with gay people but frrom my point of view, i don't want to be called gay***
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-11-04 08:40 [#00427275]
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my mam thinks your gay too
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 08:41 [#00427276]
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This seems to happen to a lot of people on this board.
I dunno, buy a few issues of Men Only and stick the centrefolds on your walls...
I have girrls galorre on my walls, but still she perrsists.
this happens alot you say, phew, i thought i maybe was gay and dident know it.
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KEYFUMBLER
from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2002-11-04 08:44 [#00427277]
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mothers know best
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-04 08:45 [#00427279]
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My mom thinks I'm a fag, and I don't blame her. She even engaged me in a conversation about my ''lifestyle'' once...
I knew what she was getting at, and I didn't even try to convince her I wasn't, I just laughed her off and walked
away, pretended she was referring to my ''lazy'' lifestyle. She really thinks I'm a homosexual.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 08:46 [#00427280]
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well i will have to go get me a boyfrriend then, KEYFUMBLER what are you upto tonight?
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 08:47 [#00427283]
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HEY I have a lazy lifestyle 2...
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Gubb
on 2002-11-04 08:52 [#00427286]
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stop it with the fucking "rr"s. if i was your mom i would be more woried about those then you being gay..
"(i love girrls i talk about them all the time, i have healthy desirres) "
you say you dont have any probelms with gays but if you consider hetro desires healthy, do you consider homo desires unhealthy?
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Junktion
from Northern Jutland (Denmark) on 2002-11-04 08:52 [#00427287]
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I still don't know if i'm gay or not, but it seems that i like girls soo...
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2002-11-04 08:54 [#00427289]
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This is turning into cruising territory
better have phobe install glory holes
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Apt_Zet
from Afghanistan on 2002-11-04 08:55 [#00427290]
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My mom did the same thing when I was a kid. She teased the hell outa me about girls so the last thing I did was ever mention it. Then one day she asks... "Are you normal?" I ask her "What do you mean?" she asks if I like girls. Good lord.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 08:56 [#00427291]
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I know what you mean, just tell yourrrr mom you got a boyfrrriend, and you like to have oral sex with him.
When she freaks out, just say youre kidding and walk off.
By the way, its okay to be gay!
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-04 08:58 [#00427294]
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''better have phobe install glory holes''
Ahahahaa! Who knows, Xltronic is on its way... first dibs on being behind the wall.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 09:03 [#00427300]
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"you say you dont have any probelms with gays but if you consider hetro desires healthy, do you consider homo desires
unhealthy? "
i new that would come up. i dont think gay people are bad awful, disgusting, i would be frriends with them and so on but at the same time if adam and eve werre gay.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 09:04 [#00427303]
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...where would we be...
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 09:24 [#00427348]
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YMCA?
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2002-11-04 09:31 [#00427357]
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first dibs on hedgecutters and in front of the wall!
:)
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uzim
on 2002-11-04 09:37 [#00427374]
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but at the same time if adam and eve werre gay.
> if adam and eve were gay, half of them would be lesbian and the human race would've probably extinguished, because artificial insemination hadn't been invented back there! alleluia! praise the artificial insemination!! °_-
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 09:40 [#00427380]
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What about incest? God doing it wth Adam AND Eve?
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 09:41 [#00427382]
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my point exactly, so i may not have a prroblem with gay people, but i think that something self destrructive is going on somewherre
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 09:42 [#00427390]
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/ \ | | | that above was in rresponce to uzims comment
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 09:45 [#00427396]
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My Mum thought I was fr a bit then she walked in on me "playing" with a lady friend. I've never seem someone look horrified and relieved at the same time.
Tell your Mum that you smoke the monkey pole. She'll be so confused as to what your on about and think your probably smoking that she'll forget about the Gay thing. Either that or keep buying Vaseline to freak her out.
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uzim
on 2002-11-04 09:48 [#00427404]
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C738 > omg!! you're right °_°
Anus_Presley > self destructive, maybe yes, but that's not necessary a bad thing! the more homosexual people, the less surpopulation on the planet! yepeee :)
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 09:49 [#00427408]
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hahaha i bet that was a moment you won't forrget. all i need is a lady frriend and i might trry that...
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 09:51 [#00427412]
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This topic amuses me no end. I've brought gay guys home before. I'm sure my mother knows a lot more then she lets on.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 09:51 [#00427413]
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"Anus_Presley > self destructive, maybe yes, but that's not
necessary a bad thing! the more homosexual people, the less
surpopulation on the planet! yepeee :) "
i am trreading so carrefully herre, and i know that therre arre loop holes in what i'm saying, just underrstand i'm not prredjudice and we will leave it at that, each to theirr own..
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 09:58 [#00427423]
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Mothers want you to carry the family on naturally. Most mothers will worry about their children being homosexual but if you are not then don't let it bother you. What possible kind of impact will it have on your life? It's no concern if one day you are going to bring a girl back with you. If however you doubt yourself in any way I'd recommend talking to a gay guy, sometimes straight guys go through a phase. The best way is to ensure no one in your family promotes bigotry.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:02 [#00427426]
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i'm not gay. i know this forr a fact.
my attrraction to memberrs of the opposite sex is so powerrful it hurrts sometimes.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:08 [#00427433]
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both my brother and my sister are gay, whilst i am not. Even though she never says it, i can just feel an unspoken pressure on my shoulders from my mother, that she wants *me* to give her grandchildren.
I mean she's really cool about it, and totally accepts my brother's and sister's sexuality... and it's not like she's ever said it out loud that she's expecting grandchildren from me. But still... i can just hear her think it! :-p
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 10:09 [#00427434]
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Plus, The 'Adam and eve' thing? Thats all a well and good a theory if you believe in that sort of Christianity, however if all men are brothers (or Adam and Eve are technically related) then we are all guilty of incest. The bible does not teach that homosexuality is wrong if you actually read it but modern Christianity would have you think it's against gods will. A lot of fairy-tails and old wives tails that people take as facts about homosexuals these days need to be eradicated.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-11-04 10:09 [#00427435]
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Hedgecutters? Better get yourself a chainsaw!
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:11 [#00427437]
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the grreeks had women forr childrren, and otherr men forr sexual pleasurre and company...
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:12 [#00427438]
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also Gymnasium is a grreek worrd meaning "place to go naked"
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 10:13 [#00427439]
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I'm sure if you chill but don't allow yourself to become socially retarded you will pick up a girl soon. I wish I had been better in tune with my desire when I was younger. I fucked up so many... bleh bleh bleh, you get the point.
*flys off*
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:13 [#00427440]
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"The bible does not teach that homosexuality is wrong"
Actually it does. I think on a number of occasions even. Like god destroyed that one city (sodom? or gomora? One of those) because the inhabitants had all turned away from god and indulged themselves in all sorts of terrible sins, including sex between men. It said that almost literally if i remember correctly.
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zzligg
from Allen,TX (United States) on 2002-11-04 10:16 [#00427447]
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the bible is also bullshit.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:20 [#00427455]
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Spikee Dragon - are you gay?
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:22 [#00427457]
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well... let's not get into that discussion again ;-) I don't think the bible is all bullshit, but alot of it is. The fact that the bible makes alot of things that are innocent and pleasant "sinfull" and forbidden... it's terrible. Millions of people grow up feeling guilty for doing things that they are taught to be wrong. When infact there is really nothing wrong with them.
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uzim
on 2002-11-04 10:23 [#00427458]
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maybe sodom? because of sodomy... ' _ '
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2002-11-04 10:23 [#00427459]
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Go around grabbing your crotch a lot, and watch some girls gone wild and have her catch you watching it. And stare at womens breasts a lot...
That should do it
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:24 [#00427460]
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i don't fall into that grroup, coz i have neverr rread the bible, and don't plan to if i am gonna starrt to feel guilty
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:25 [#00427462]
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yeah that make sense
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:27 [#00427465]
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i am so laddish, she should know i'm not gay.
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Laserbeak
from Netherlands, The on 2002-11-04 10:27 [#00427466]
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example:
“If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them”(Leviticus 20:13).
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:27 [#00427467]
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i am so laddish, she should know i'm not gay.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:28 [#00427468]
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i am so laddish therre should be no confusion, i can't underrstand herr
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