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cuntychuck
from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2002-11-04 10:29 [#00427469]
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get a girlfriend. it will solve everything.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:30 [#00427470]
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oooops sorrrry, my connection when odd, i dident know it had posted.
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surrounded
from it won't be hard anymore to li on 2002-11-04 10:31 [#00427471]
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right, thank you! That's the kind of thing i was talking about.
The bible is never subtle about these things is it? They don't just say "it's wrong, you shouldn't do that" but instead go for the dramatic effect: "they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them!"
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 10:32 [#00427473]
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get a girlfriend. it will solve everything.
:( i know :(
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uzim
on 2002-11-04 10:42 [#00427479]
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"those who pick their nose shall have their limbs broke, their eyes taken out of their orbits, their genitalia cut off, and the rest of their body shall be burned to death!!!"
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uzim
on 2002-11-04 10:44 [#00427481]
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getting a girlfriend isn't that easy (unless you fake it)...! ' _ '
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2002-11-04 10:46 [#00427486]
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Good call cuntychuck.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 11:20 [#00427497]
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Reply to spikee dragon: Fairy tales? Hmm.
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 11:55 [#00427537]
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uzim i second u on that really not easy to get a "good" girlfriend with no fadded jeans for exemple ( i love this exemple)
:)
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neetta
from Finland on 2002-11-04 12:02 [#00427554]
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hah my mom once said that 'MY DAUGHTER IS NOT A LESBIAN'. i got very pissed. so she thought i was lesbian for a long time. many of my not-so-close friends think that too. i really don't know why. my fiance is often mistaken as a girl :D i find it very funny. i see no difference between sexes. and i get an icky (is that a word?) homophobic sensation of you, anus_presley. and i really dislike homophobes.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 12:06 [#00427557]
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well bloody don't. that's harrsh and makes me mad, coz i have no homophobic feelings in me at all.
once again and forr the rrecord, i am not prredjudice against gay people orr anyone for that matterr.
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diablo
on 2002-11-04 12:19 [#00427590]
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Anus, you are clearly gay. It's Ok.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 12:22 [#00427592]
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i wouldent find if i was
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 12:29 [#00427600]
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Maybe you're bi....
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-11-04 12:50 [#00427620]
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these double R's are really bizarre.
anyway, as far as gayness goes, my mom drops hints to me about my being gay too. it's funny, like ophecks i just ignore it and laugh to myself. i refuse to tell my mom about girlfiends/dating so she jumps to these extreme conclusions (which have included insinuations that i'm gay, and more recently that i sleep around with a lot of people - both untrue, as i have been happily involved with a beautiful and intelligent woman for a year and a half). apparently my mom's even taken to telling her friends i'm gay. at least her best friend anyway. she and her daughter visited me at my college yesterday (the girl is applying here) and when my mom's best friend asked if i had a girlfriend i said "i'm sorry but i can't make you privvy to that information because of the nature of your relationship with my mother" and she immediately admitted that she "probably" would tell my mom my answer, if i answered. as i was leaving she gave me some money and told me to go out for dinner with friends, or my girlfriend, or my boyfriend.
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titsworth
from Washington, DC (United States) on 2002-11-04 12:54 [#00427623]
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once when i was 16 (maybe 17?) my mom went on my computer while i was asleep and found a ton of porn. she confronted me about it the next day and told me to delete it. so i jokingly added "well, at least you know i'm not gay!" (it was all straight porn, obviously) and she goes... "gay people look at that stuff too"
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 12:55 [#00427625]
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lol omg that is extrreme
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 12:56 [#00427626]
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my mum is scary other ways she starts a war about nothing all the time
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 12:59 [#00427634]
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haha i would die if my mam found my porrn. i rreally would be so embarrrrased. but why would a gay guy look at naked woman... unless therre werre some penis' among the pic's wherre people are shagging. (and why am i typing this interrnal convo on herre?)
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glass_eater
from a blind nerves area (Switzerland) on 2002-11-04 13:30 [#00427675]
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just one more to jump this thread to 70! im so generous :)
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 13:34 [#00427680]
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thanks, you arre
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2002-11-04 13:34 [#00427681]
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Hit on your mum. That'll convince her you're not gay.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 13:36 [#00427682]
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*cringes, again and again*
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 14:25 [#00427721]
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who do you think is more accepted in society? a gay man? or a lesbian?
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 14:28 [#00427728]
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Lesbians are more accepted by men. Gay men are more accepted by women.
i think...
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 14:28 [#00427729]
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equal i would say... but maybe morre acceptable forr men if i had to pick...
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 14:32 [#00427736]
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i think lesbians are more accepted, overall.
Males seem more scared (if that's the right word to use) of gays, than females are of lesbians.
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 14:34 [#00427738]
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Yeah. and just look at all the girl-girl porn out there.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 14:39 [#00427744]
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You know what it is I think? The fact that a man gets penetrated by another man. From a man's point of view, its getting taken, instead of taking.
Maybe some kind of.... dishonour?
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-04 14:41 [#00427746]
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if my avatar was a huge cock with the aphex twin symbol on the end, i wonder whether it would be removed or not
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xlr
from Boston (United States) on 2002-11-04 14:42 [#00427747]
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Yeah, well I read that many of the romans practiced homosexuality but did not allow themselves to be penetrated. You were considered less of a man if you were penetrated but not if you penetrated any(thing) else.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 14:42 [#00427748]
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i would hope so...
and i'd hate to get a penis stuck in my arrse simply coz it would kill...
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2002-11-04 14:43 [#00427749]
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mother always knows best
i guess you are gay then, she's just helping you realise it if you didn't already
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mylittlesister
from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-04 14:45 [#00427750]
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who was it on here, who had an avatar with an x-ray of someone giving a blowjob?
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-04 14:47 [#00427751]
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enough alrready with the motherr knows best... but wait i can't defend myself orr neetta with think i am a gay basherr, hummm what to do...
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2002-11-04 15:17 [#00427763]
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GET
A
JOB
HIPPIE
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Mickey Mouse
from The Moon on 2002-11-04 15:17 [#00427764]
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hahahaha
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-04 15:18 [#00427765]
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just try it... If you dont like it you're not gay...
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 01:57 [#00428490]
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All the bible taught from Sodom and Gomorra was that greed and desire are a sin, yes it involved homosexual behavior but god got angry because it involved rape. Modern religion molded this into something else as part of the New World order. A family is the most profitable and useful to the government. But this aside he only torched that city cuz of the rape and lust not just because they where homosexual.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:00 [#00428491]
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I don't class myself as straight, gay or bi. Most call me gay, other more accurately call me Bi but my real friends just don't bring it up. I'm too complicated for all that and I can find the beauty in males and females human or dragon *shrugs* It's not a factor with me now.
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C738
from Outer Space on 2002-11-05 02:00 [#00428492]
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Im not really into religion, but I think its not just male and female:
You got the Hetero Male and Female, Homosexual Male and Female and the Bisexual Male and Female variant. (not mentioning things with animals and refridgerators)
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:03 [#00428494]
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"i am so laddish"
This means nothing really, a lot of my gay friends are laddish and some could even kick my ass (or pin me down to tease me) Not all gays run around acting camp or femmy. The ones that act femmy are normally passive so anyone saying 'Backs to the wall' looks like a dick because they are more likey to want you in them not the other way around. Most people don't understand this.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:08 [#00428498]
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It may hurt the first time but after you get used to it and realize what kind of pleasure you can get from your prostate you would (if you did, I'm not saying you do) realize it is a very nice thing. It's the equivalent of having a clit inside your ass.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 02:09 [#00428500]
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I tend not to draw any lines.
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 06:03 [#00428737]
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Have you tried taking your mother to one side and telling her that she in genuinely hurting you by saying those things? I think it's just something most mothers worry about. Tell her if she makes you feel shy she may even turn you gay or something.
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-05 06:09 [#00428740]
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i could trry. i don't think she wants me to think she think's this. shes just unsurre. if i was she wouldent mind, she has no prroblem, she just not surre.
i think to be even morre accurrate, she just thinks i'm not interrested in girrl's and i myself might not know if i'm gay.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2002-11-05 06:12 [#00428741]
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Perhaps she wants you to be gay =os
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Spikee Dragon
from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2002-11-05 06:15 [#00428742]
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Well ask her why she drops the hints when she does. If you do that she may stop thinking it's a good idea. Stress is stress.
And if you where gay I think you would know. If you have no urge for the same sex at all then how can you doubt it? If you want a more private discussion you could e-mail me tho. I've had many conversations about this.
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uzim
on 2002-11-05 06:26 [#00428749]
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glass_eater > she wearing faded jeans wouldn't prevent me from having her as a girlfriend!! ' _ '
nor if she was smoking, or anything like that... but even whitout caring about this kind of things it's hard to find one :)
earthleakage > someone (AlbertoBalsalm if i remember...?) had an avatar once, which was a cock with an eye on the end.
somewhat freaky! (i wouldn't mind seeing it again, it was kinda... surrealistic - hem) ^^
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Anus_Presley
on 2002-11-05 06:27 [#00428751]
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i (in the nicest possible way) am not homosexual.
the idea of making love to a man does not appeal to me. the idea of making love to a woman turrns me on.
i'm not gay and have shown no interrest in men. therre is no rreason forr my mam to think this. and on top of that i have picturres on women on my walls.
if i face the subject it may just make it into morre of an issue with herr than it has to be, even if i tell herr i'm not.
my only option is to get a girrl .
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