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Why do us men always wake up with a stiffy? Its guaranteed every morning. Weird. . . ~ |
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you mean every every? :) |
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cos - we are men. |
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Every, every, everyday |
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thats weird whether you have a problem or i do :) |
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every,every, every - thats a bit much - |
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even after dreaming about your gran? |
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do you often have those dreams? |
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It's because your bladder fills up overnight and rubs against something sensative in your body (I forget what), it's the same reason you need a whiz in the morning. |
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no never! |
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...do you remember your dreams jonesy? maybe that's the cause ;) i don't mind waking up with a stiffy (when i have time i just wait until it calms down before getting up...) it bothers me more when i wake up in the dead of night with a stain on my sheets. |
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yeah if you need to get up early for some reason drink loads of water before you go to bed, you'll automatically wake up earlier. american indians used to do this, apparently |
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We need to proces all the porn we've seen during the daytime in our dreams |
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Why wait until it calms down? Just get up, walk around and flaunt it. }:> |
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thanks for the tip earthleakage!! :) |
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Spikee Dragon > because i'm lazy... that's the only reason really ^^ |
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Your testosteron (sp ?) is higher during the night and your bladder (?) is full -> gives a greater erection when you wake up. It's what I know. I'm not sure for me it's not every every day. |
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when you get as old as me, you'll be pleased you get an erection at all |
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the morning horn!!!! hahahahaha |
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Are you hung like the horse in your avatar? |
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bah everybody knows it's hard waking up in the morning... ' _ - |
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HA HA HA |
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Try not to eat before bed. Or try nappies. |
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i don't eat before going to bed... (well i eat at 7pm that's all) |
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I always have a hard on when I'm driving to college every morning. WITHOUT FAIL. And it goes away just as I'm pulling into the parking lot, thank God... |
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mm.. makes you think, doesn't it? |
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Penis's have minds of there own..... thats the only logical explanation! |
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I managed to stop thinking with mine. |
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My nookie days are over My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is just my water spout. Time was when of its own accord, From my trousers it would spring But now I have a full time job To find the blasted thing It used to be embarassing, The way it would behave For every single morning It used to watch me shave. But now I'm getting older It sure gives me the blues To see the thing hang down my leg And watch me shine my shoes. |
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The penis controls all... |
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the medical reason is because while asleep, your body relaxes completely, thus reducing the amount of blood going through your body at one time. but when you wake up, it all kicks back into action, sending blood all throughout your body, which then brings us to good ol' mr. morningwood |
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man, I never get the morning salute from staff sergant stiffy..... i think i'm missing out! |
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it's not that exciting (although more exciting than the eternal "sleepdust") 'cause you also have to take a leak with the same Staff Of Power which is not very comfortable...:) |
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it happens more to people secreting more testosterone... do you shave often jonesy? ^^ |
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it always happen to me im testosterone master ! :D |
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I had a hard on in the bus today, but I just put my school bag on my lap and everything's all right, until my stop comes. Then I have to make sure I hold the school bag in a way that it will obscure everyone's view of my huge stiffy. It's huge, so it's no easy task. |
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No, I have a face like a 14 year old. So there goes that theory. |
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