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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-28 19:27 [#00147443]
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oh come on. i know you guys have some. in all honesty, i
take tweezers to my eyebrows a bit. i'll pluck the hair in
between the eyebrows. it's not like i'd have a unibrow or
anything if i let it grow out, it's just that i hate having
any amount of hair there. also i'll pluck some of the hair
near the top of my brows so i don't get these scary looking
devil's-arch eyebrows. i also shave my armpit hair because i
don't like it.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-28 19:32 [#00147450]
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...... he likes peanuts *points to elephant*


 

offline shortcircuit from Red Ends (Germany) on 2002-03-28 19:33 [#00147451]
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twice a year i tear off the hairs on my back with hot wax (
i hate hairs on the back)

oooouuuuch :(


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-28 19:34 [#00147452]
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damn, i'm glad i don't have lots of body hair...


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-28 19:34 [#00147453]
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Dr. Evil: They ritu-a-lis-tic-al-y shaved my test-i-cals


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-28 19:37 [#00147454]
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lol :)


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-28 19:37 [#00147456]
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Well, you must surely crawl out of your exoskeleton every
once in awhile... I wish I could do that, it must be very
refreshing.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2002-03-28 19:39 [#00147459]
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Stupid humans have it all wrong, all the protective bones
are on the inside, and the guts are on the outside, what a
bunch of backwards retards.


 

offline shortcircuit from Red Ends (Germany) on 2002-03-28 19:40 [#00147462]
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I knew it would be funny to tell that :)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2002-03-28 19:41 [#00147464]
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I don't think I like where this topic is heading!!!!

: )


 

offline LeCoeur from the outer edge of the universe (United States) on 2002-03-28 20:03 [#00147497]
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lots of men get their eyebrows waxed....it's a lot easier
and the hair gets thinner and thinner....plus the girls in
the salon are usually pretty......ehehhe

so you should try it =)

so many men get manicures and salt massages......i swear
everytime i'm there i see more and more men hanging out =)


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-28 20:06 [#00147500]
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good thing my eyebrows aren't bushy enough to need waxing...


 

offline Inverted Whale from United States Minor Outlying Islands on 2002-03-28 20:07 [#00147502]
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The most important beauty tip I ever learned was to trim the
ol' nose hairs.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2002-03-28 20:09 [#00147503]
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My body is as smooth as a baby's bottom, not very hairy at
all! My girlfriends arms were hairier than mine... masculine
beauty secrets... I don't really have any. I just shave when
I start looking too scruffy, and shower when needed... I
don't like showers, though. If you wash your hair too much
and use too much shampoo, it kills it eventually... true
story.

Oh yeah, one last comment. Why does EVERY guy in the world
except me feel compelled to load their hair up with gel?
Greaseballs.


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2002-03-28 20:12 [#00147508]
Points: 4904 Status: Regular



i never use gel.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2002-03-28 20:12 [#00147509]
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i shower at night because my hair gets puffy and sleeping on
it makes it less puffy. i don't use nasty gel. i'll usually
wash my face in the morning. i don't mind having dirty hands
if i work on my car or something. my hair gets rather nasty
if i don't shower daily. i keep it fairly short too, under
an inch usually, so that's a haircut every 2 months about.


 

offline shortcircuit from Red Ends (Germany) on 2002-03-28 20:14 [#00147512]
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i use gel only for special events like parties or photos ;)


 

offline Laserbeak from Netherlands, The on 2002-03-28 22:01 [#00147648]
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I'm an oldfashioned ugly man, I don't even have a mirror in
my room


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2002-03-28 22:22 [#00147719]
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I work out. And thats pretty much it. I do my hair with gel
and brush my teeth. Tis all I need Im sexy and got a hot
girl. Yeahh...

My eyebrows are perfect..... never had to pluck them once.


 

offline uzim on 2003-01-07 13:00 [#00505402]
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L33+ 5H4MP00!!! w00+!!!!!!!!1


 

offline uzim on 2003-01-07 13:06 [#00505406]
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Ophecks > hair are dead cells anyway?! ' _ '

and i agree about gel, that looks ugly.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2003-01-07 13:09 [#00505410]
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LOL! :D


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-01-07 13:15 [#00505413]
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Is it natural to gel your pubic hairs into shapes of animals
such as the peacock and flamingo, like they do with hedges?
Not that I do that...


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-07 13:18 [#00505419]
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can i give my feminine secrets? i wash my hair with
marseille soap maybe once or twice a week, when i go to
sauna. i have a shower neurosis so i just wash myself by
other means. i never use makeup, plug anything etc. i shave
my armpits regularly - that is the only effort i make.

could a girl have more guyish customs?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-01-07 13:24 [#00505428]
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You don't use make-up eh, I'm always proud to hear of a
woman who doesn't use make-up, I find that only truly ugly
women need it/lots of it.


 

offline uzim on 2003-01-07 13:28 [#00505435]
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shower neurosis... what is it? hard to cope with? ' _ '

do you take baths instead?


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-07 13:49 [#00505463]
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i just find it extremerly horrible to shower. i take baths
and bathe in the sauna. or if i have to go to shower i sit
on the floor. i think it is the water falling on me that
does it.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-07 13:50 [#00505465]
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anyway even after all this i'm rated 8,5 at hotornot!


 

offline Cheffe1979 from fuck (Austria) on 2003-01-07 13:56 [#00505468]
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uzim, that pic was great


 

offline catzscan from between heaven and LV (United States) on 2003-01-07 14:04 [#00505480]
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i'm with you on low-maintenanceness. what's worse is being
with a partner who spends more time in front of the mirror
than me...!

also, from the fem perspective, gel is gross. i love to
play with men's hair -- nothing worse than getting my
fingers stuck!


 

offline CrippledGiraffe from blechdom on 2003-01-07 14:04 [#00505481]
Points: 71 Status: Regular



Masculine Beauty Secret: Drink a thimble of dish-washing
detergent, and bang your head against the wall until you
pass out. When you come to, you will be a better man.


 

offline neetta from Finland on 2003-01-07 14:12 [#00505499]
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cool! good to hear some girls still fight against the paint


 

offline magiker from Östersund (Sweden) on 2003-01-07 16:42 [#00505635]
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Gel sounds nasty. I don't have any hair-do right now but
sometimes I use Fudge, it's an australian thing and it
doesn't make the hair greasy. It brings out my curls.


 

offline uzim on 2003-01-07 16:53 [#00505651]
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oooh fudge *°_°* it's so yummy!!
vanilla fudge hmmm... ^^

*me hungry now*


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2003-01-07 17:18 [#00505671]
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urgh, gel........ yuck!!!!!


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-01-07 18:27 [#00505742]
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I dont wear makeup either. :D I have a definite "beauty"
ritual though; I always use herbal essence shampoo (shampoo
and conditioner every other day) and use St. Ives (I think
thats who it is...) apricot facial scrub on my face.

I also use St. Ives (eh, Im starting to think the facial
wash isnt st ives at all) age-defying lotion on my face. It
was my mothers and I used it once and loved it, now I
ritually buy and use it. Luke makes fun of me for using an
anti-wrinkle lotion at age 18. :| I also use a toner on my
face. Oh! And before the toner and lotion but after the face
wash, I use a 10% benzoil peroxide cream. :)

Makeup is gross and I dont need it. When I lay my head on
Lukes chest, I dont want to get foundation and powder all
over his shirt! o_0' Ive never worn makeup and dont intend
to.

I bore you all, Im sorry for buttng on on your male secrets.
:)

ps--Luke plucks between his eyebrows too. :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-01-07 18:44 [#00505759]
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I shave my shoulders!


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-01-07 19:53 [#00505801]
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hahahaha weird. :)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-01-07 19:55 [#00505805]
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nah, I'm kidding... it's a reference to The Simpsons... that
song Homer sings about shaving his shoulders!


 

offline corngrower from the fertile grounds of Iowa, w (United States) on 2003-01-07 20:02 [#00505811]
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I've got some Mescaline Beauty Secrets...

ahhhhhh... mescaline :):):):):):):):)

yumyum


 

offline Lust Incarnate from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2003-01-07 20:42 [#00505864]
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hahaha oh oh oh yah! :)
Boy do I feel dumb now. ;) It clicked. :)


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-01-07 20:54 [#00505874]
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I cut my own hair


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-07 21:23 [#00505885]
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pluck some eyebrow hair when it gets close to the nose, and
pluck any strange back hair that might come around

:D

I hear shaving your pubes makes your pee pee look bigger,
but I wouldn't know ;) (snicker, he said pee pee)


 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2003-01-07 21:41 [#00505902]
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a pluck hair, a pluck there.. . moisturiser (used to hate
the idea of using it.. . but its brilliant) and an alcohol
toner cleanser which is brilliant after shaving. ..

and I take care of my nails like a right prisy bitch.. . I
need longish thumb nails to get at the cd covers and I just
like them like that. ..



 

offline Glitch from New Zealand on 2003-01-07 21:44 [#00505905]
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I dont think so.. . but I bet its more appealing to the
right kinds of ladies.. . I mean if its good enough for them
to go smooth.. . then.. . well. ..



 

offline Zen Storm from St. Charles (United States) on 2003-01-08 00:22 [#00505978]
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i have never been shy to take care of myself......it seems
silly to call it girly to take care of yourself, who else is
going to?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-08 00:24 [#00505980]
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girls?


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-01-08 00:25 [#00505981]
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jokes jokes jokes

i actually do agree with you


 


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