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Just imagine, like, for some people, mating.. is an actual, maybe even regular part of their life. Its like, they actually get to mate, for real. They put it right in the goal, know what I'm sayin'? The real one, again and again, not just some watermelon with a hole poked in it. I don't know how such people overcame the modern illegality of pussy or the emasculation that occurs when rotting in any of societies institutions, but the mental health and sanity of such sex-having people are at such a high level that they are aliens to me. However, in today's world where black is white and night is day, I have a one up over such people. Why? Because as Jiddu Krishnamurti says, "It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society". So fuck y'all, all y'all, and have a good day, thanks for reading! Please subscribe to my breasttexts and add me as a friend on your failbooks! Peace! |
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In the Multiverse, there's a version of you that is a mating forward person. |
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g'day mate |
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tru dat |
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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society" So true. |
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if w M W would write a book i would buy it... and read it |
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If you wrote a book.....no hang on... haha forget what i said. |
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lol... maybe i should pay wmw to write a book for me |
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I ReMEmBeR wRItINg mY fiRST PoST EvER iN ThIS FOrUm aBoUT TeN YEaRS aGO. I wAS WrITiNG lIKe tHiS. i WaS aSKiNG wHEre To BuY aN APHex tWiN ShirT. aHaHAHAhRG i OnLY rEcEiVED sARCAStiC, IroNIC anSWErS. i THouGHT omG WHaT aN ELitisTiC BUncH oF ElITiSTs. nIcE. |
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10 years later, you have elevated yourself to this. Nice one. |
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i was making my own shirt with richs big face on it. everybody thought it was jack from the shining. the first time i had sex i was 24 i think. im still not too crazy about sex. its nice, but there are better things in life. like once when i took some mushrooms and i died, and i was flying 100m over by body while the body was riding my bike home. i could see it on the bike down there. i didnt care that much about that container at this moment. i got out of myself and it felt so good because i didnt feel anything anymore. and i felt connected with eerything... maybe i didnt find my fetish in sex yet. i should try out more stuff with my girlfriend. she ist so different than me. we are like black and white. but i think thats good. its a challenge to be with her. my biggest challenge since a long time, actually. |
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About 1.9 gligons ago I looked in the mirror, which is right by a window. Then my brain tripped over one of my brain parasites, and I looked at the window, somehow thinking it was the mirror. Normally when you look in the mirror you see yourself, but I saw outside and for a second my brain interpreted that the outside view.. was me, because it was in 'look in the mirror' mode. Since then my mental body image has mapped to outside and I can no longer be tickled on my biological body. However if I go outside and tickle the leaves that can be viewed outside the window, I feel it. And when I walk on the ground in that location, I feel the footprints through the sense of touch on my face. I went to see a psychologist about this but he said he doesn't treat niggers. I read on the internet that you can de-niggerate by sticking your thumb in your butthole and keeping it in for 96 hours, so I'm doing that now. So far I've developed some white freckles. I still crave chicken and watermelon so hopefully those symptoms will go away later. |
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hello master of brilliancy..nice to read some good stuff from you. Can't wait to hear your next song! |
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Could not select database fuck this fav+ shit |
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(letter) i went to put my ding dong in a ho snatch taday, but the ho says no you broke bastard, no way and i'mall "tadao son, i don't get no play, dressing like eddie izzard and leavin my tags on now i'm gay, and all the holes I'm dippin is corned up and i'm leavin em torn up, and wait, did I say gay? u know I mean like I'm happy right? dubbel entendre bubble butt felandra came over and I'm saying, Com on ho you know i'm bomb and yo gotta fuck around with my hot shit drippin out my snot pit (/letter) Now, let me ask you, if your boyfriend was leaving notes like this for other big breasted african women, would you still date him? For an answer, I turned to my Uncle Jaembo: |
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The easiest way to get random single girls to have sex with you, is to use the famous Arnold line, "GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!" Yell it really fucking loud, and make sure you're serious, like you want her to get into da choppa. Don't ask or even try to intellectualize why it works. Just do it, and live your dreams in reality. You're welcome. |
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talk to women like they are not idiots. respect them. treat them as equals. then you will get you share. revolutionary. not. |
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But my favorite type of porn is where the woman is not treated equal, like bound in various positions maybe with a gag etc. Search for fucking dungeon at fantasti. Another good search phrase is reverse gangbang. Have a good wank, w M w |
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So it worked, right? Nuts how that line just makes the penis slide into the vagina, with no time for foreplay or anything. ...Possibly too efficient. |
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put 1 in get 2 out AMIRYTE,JIV? |
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