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if your anus is an "impenetrable air tight tight seal" when you sit down, in which position do you defecate? |
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oh you |
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wow, this thread took off... im going to try to train myself to stay sat down. It won't be easy though. I have 25 years of work against me |
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I stand, and I'm proud. |
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NO, I can't actually imagine why any man/woman would ever stand up to wipe their ass? what if it's not all gone and some drops on the floor when you stand up or something. And like.. don't your ass cheeks close together, making it difficult to wipe? Oh God.. do you bend down as well? Maybe you got into this habit when you were little cos your parents told you to stand up so they could wipe you easier, and you just thought that's what you were supposed to do.. It's a bit gay for girls. You HAVE to wipe front to back or risk infection. Just sit and leeeaaann to the side. |
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Just been told that it's because some people don't like putting their hand in the bowl. That makes sense actually.. |
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just been told?! Did you ask your mother?! |
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No no, a fellow member |
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i'm told that in oman they do it with their bare hands and some water |
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Drops? When the buttocks come close nothing can drop, it's all kept there by the hair. Just for your information, I adjust the technique to the texture of feces. Sometimes you can clearly feel that wiping will be just a formality. |
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hahaha... you speak the truth |
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ah, but then you do confirm that the buttocks "close", making it much more difficult to.. reach. |
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Yes, I can confirm that. Howeevr, The left hand is still there to do any buttock manipulation conceivable. |
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but then it sounds like you're making things needlessly complicated - surely the buttocks can be seperated and "pinned" on the toilet seat, leaving the left hand free for sack lifting, for example..? |
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What would life be if everything had to be efficient and logical? |
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germany invaded you guys right? |
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Yes, Germans were pretty pissed when they found out that only 81,4% of Polish wiped their asses while sitting. Querying Jews yielded an even more attrocious result. |
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the problem with standing is that when you get up the buttocks close together smearing shit all around your arse. surely the easiest way, at least i've found, is to lean to the side? |
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why then not just shit your pants and be done with it. |
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I know I do. works a treat. |
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nobody has mentioned the technique to slide forward so the cock and balls hang over the front of the seat, thus liberating a suitable gap at the rear for hand access. as i defecated today I realised this may be a novel strategy |
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quite a lot of danger of things getting caught, I would think. |
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I expected more |
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you'd have thought that someone would have come up with a device which automatically wipes your ass for you. The Egyptians had it sorted because they got their slaves to do wipe it for them whilst they spread their cheeks as wide as possible using both their hands - now that is Civilisation. Come to think of it, all it needs is a sex machine - except armed with a wet flannel rather than a dildo. |
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in what, praytell? |
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not so much in what, but between what. |
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