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you are, in fact, the next phase of human evolution. i honestly think that most people are lying to themselves about "being in love", especially for life and all that shit. there is no plateau that you reach and are "in love" and everything is great. just like being "happy", and "God", it's all a myth designed to keep you chasing dragons, which were a myth as well. |
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I've been in love 1, 2, 3, 4 times |
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all is full of love. |
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Well, exactly. |
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Wrong. You don't think everything is gonna be perfect forever when you fall in love, it just means you're dedicating yourself to someone you think deserves it. I don't buy a lot of shit we're supposed to believe in, (I'm an atheist too) but I think love can be an amazing experience. It's like Martin Amis said: "Don't let anyone tell you you're not in love, if that's the most you can feel, that's love." |
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I love Monoid! |
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I think I have the reverse problem, I fall in love too easily Q. What's the difference between a counsellor for Monoid and a herd of elephants? A. The herd of elephants charges less |
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Im gunna hit the bars tonightsomeone said that women are desperate on christmas eve night |
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never heard of prostitutes? |
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even prostitutes have standards |
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Just wait until they are good and drunk. I know you're a virgin, but you have kissed a girl, right? |
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No, never.... |
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Uh, oh. Practise on your hand. This is like me when I was thirteen, before the school disco. |
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I PRACTICE WITH MY HAND EVERYDAY...... |
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so I've found out the hard way :( |
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god damn, get a grip. You're not some sort of ugly disabled person who is doused in ladynip! |
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The problem is IN my head... |
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always thought you were only a bunch of pixels on this site, but you seem to have feelings too... *crying* |
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yeah...and it sucks |
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monoid is a troll it's one big joke get over it |
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is monoid really just one big joke/hoax? What are your sources |
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You should go into your local pub wearing some haute apparel... a designer something or other (save up). Approach the most attractive gawdily-dressed lady as confidently as you can (pissed-out-of-your-gourd) and limp-wristedly hand her a drink. With a hearty lisp whisper in her ear, telling her that you would like her to be your manly-stud-attracting arm candy because she's 'fabulously beautiful'. During the rest of the night try to work a bit of that certain non-threatening-confidant magic and somehow 'end up' at her place at the end of the night. Tell her that during the coarse of the night she amazingly 'turned' you straight, and that you want to have sex immediately, even though you are overwhelmed with anxiety because you've never been with a woman before. Either do that or... ..uhm. ....Have you ever considered bestiality? |
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....Have you ever considered DUBturbo? |
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