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I officially have given up on women
 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-14 04:26 [#01777372]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to bill_hicks: #01777367



good to see some people still have time (opportunity) for
things like secks..must take quite a while for making them
come four times i imagine..


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-11-14 04:27 [#01777373]
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About half an hour or something. It's all in the technique.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-14 04:34 [#01777381]
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you should perhaps write a manual..it would sell good, no
doubt.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2005-11-14 04:40 [#01777385]
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It's all in the cock, my friend.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-11-14 04:41 [#01777387]
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i see..i was hoping for something else :(


 

offline staz on 2005-11-14 05:38 [#01777409]
Points: 9844 Status: Regular



I have officially given up on fishsticks.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-11-14 05:57 [#01777416]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #01776298



I wasn't meant to date. Same thing that always happens,
I
feel incredibly awkward, it's difficult for me to talk,
harder to think of questions, it's just like a job
interview. And Im still a virgin.


kill yourself then. evey human beeing is made for dating
because every lifeform is made for reproducing. might be
harder for you than for fonzie but i'm sure it's worth the
effort, come on :)


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-11-14 05:59 [#01777419]
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LOL

You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a
minute! Relax!


YOU better relax, botcunt! i'm posting LOL and i should
relax? what's the matter with you?


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-11-14 06:06 [#01777423]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker | Followup to Monoid: #01776298



it's just like a job interview.

it's just that you're not interested in doing something with
a woman. if the questions don't spring to you're mind that's
because you're not that interested. part of you wants to
remain alone (and i guess that part would rather be in your
mother's belly which was way more comfortable, lovely
cocoon).
also you put too much importance in the "interview". if the
girl doesn't like you, think of the other 3 billions waiting
for you. you're handsome if i can remember, use it :)


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-11-14 06:23 [#01777430]
Points: 19385 Status: Lurker



yann_g's one of those who have been giving you the good
advice since you've been here. switch off your monoidal
complicated mind for a moment. let your cock guide you.

if you're REALLY interested in meeting a girl, not in
wanking over your intellectually sophisticated posts.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-11-14 13:43 [#01777806]
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i am so wise


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-11-14 13:50 [#01777809]
Points: 4540 Status: Regular



I think uviol has the right idea, somewhat


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-14 18:51 [#01778131]
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excuse me, but do you understand your job as a moderator? I
haven't even heard TCH and therefore haven't commented on
it, but at least those threads are about ELECTRONIC MUSIC.
you know, the reason this messageboard was created in the
first place? and here you are, defending MONOID of all
people, a fucking boring broken-record TROLL with absolutely
nothing to say but "I'm so pathetic/I'll never be laid/I
don't understand women/etc." that's quite strange moderating
logic if you ask me.


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 18:58 [#01778136]
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monoid > tch

really, i prefer his threads to most on this board. he is
very funny.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-14 19:02 [#01778138]
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he doesn't care if you think he's funny... he just wants
someone to fuck.


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 19:05 [#01778143]
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well, you are taking him too seriously. it's all in (i
almost wrote good here but then i thought better of it)
humor, whether he admits it or not.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-14 19:08 [#01778146]
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and what makes you so sure of that? has he ever said to you
that all of his whining was really an attempt to be funny,
and not a desperate cry for help? because that (desperation)
is sure as shit what it looks like.


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 19:09 [#01778147]
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this thread, for example, simply isn't funny or
interesting or anything redeeming, really. but if monoid
made it, it would actually be worth clicking. there's
something innately hilarious about the image i have of him
drowning his sorrows in a bottle of robotussin. haha. i
love his threads. he's a gifted storyteller.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-11-14 19:10 [#01778149]
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you have the gall to post here?! don't you understand?! you
and your kind (read that word as though it were dripping in
the slimiest and slantiest of italics imaginable) have
railroaded poor Monoid into a very hopeless position. for
shame....


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 19:14 [#01778153]
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took me a good 4 minutes to figure out what my kind was
before i remembered i that i have a vagina


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-11-14 19:17 [#01778156]
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that's what they all say. even at the bars.
and the bookstores.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-11-14 19:19 [#01778160]
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I have a low opinion of anyone who suggests suicide as a
viable solution for depression or whining, not because it is
"awful" or “mean,” but because it's an obvious option.
Be a little more creative.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-11-14 19:20 [#01778162]
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what's it like having a vagina?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-11-14 19:22 [#01778166]
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I find Monoid funny like I find headaches, traffic lights,
litter, dog shit, hair in soup, pollution, adverts,
teenagers, ME, Windows ME and me funny.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-11-14 19:23 [#01778170]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



I think once you pass five or ten thousand points on a
messageboard that's sort of an unofficial surrender.
I see, it took monoid a few extra thousand to go ahead and
set it in stone.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-14 20:20 [#01778207]
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That is quite possibly the stupidest fucking thing I have
ever heard. Basically, you just have some weird fixation
with Monoid, because to you, a drug related thread is
worthless unless it was made by monoid. Your logic is that
any type of thread, no matter how boring or unrelated to
electronic music, is acceptable as long as monoid made it,
correct? please explain how that makes any sense at all.
Your encouragement of trolls like monoid perpetuates exactly
the kind of nonsense this messageboard does not need.

by the way, the image of anyone drowning their sorrows with
robitussin is FUCKING SAD AND UNFORTUNATE, but i'm sure
monoid appreciates your lack of sympathy, seeing as how it
is his duty as a troll to beg for attention and then
vehemently reject any sympathy members of this board might
offer.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-11-14 20:27 [#01778213]
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oh god get over yourself


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 20:30 [#01778215]
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Relax, dipshit. You're uptight. His account is a joke.
His drug threads are all better than yours. That doesn't
mean anything other than his drug threads are all better
than yours.


 

offline yann_g from now on 2005-11-14 20:43 [#01778220]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker | Followup to Zephyr Twin: #01778131



excuse me, but do you understand your job as a moderator?
I
haven't even heard TCH and therefore haven't commented on
it, but at least those threads are about ELECTRONIC MUSIC.
you know, the reason this messageboard was created in the
first place? and here you are, defending MONOID of all
people, a fucking boring broken-record TROLL with absolutely
nothing to say but "I'm so pathetic/I'll never be laid/I
don't understand women/etc." that's quite strange moderating
logic if you ask me.


i guess a moderator who doesn't want too much hate on a
board does part of his job.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-14 21:01 [#01778243]
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in what way has anything I said in this thread been about
me? exactly what part of myself do I need to "get over"?

mimi: you're right about his drug related threads being
funnier than mine, which is probably due to the fact that
he's a troll. I start drug threads usually because I would
like to talk to people who are more experienced in them than
me, something that is often quite difficult to do on the
internet, let alone the real world (especially in my
right-wing blue-collar neighborhood). What I don't do is
start drug-related topics as some form of popularity contest
or joke, so as you might expect they are less humorous than
threads that are intended to be funny.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-11-14 21:03 [#01778249]
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my drug threads are pretty awesome too.


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 21:06 [#01778251]
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so stop reading his threads and going apeshit on everybody
and just enjoy being experimental and not funny


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-11-14 23:01 [#01778287]
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I would hardly call my response to you "going apeshit,"
considering the fact that you insulted me first... But
obviously you and I look at the world differently,
especially in terms of what is funny. I mean, the fact that
you consider monoid funny indicates that you don't get tired
of hearing the same joke over and over, but hey, to each
his/her own.


 

offline mimi on 2005-11-14 23:38 [#01778288]
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cheers


 


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