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uzim on 2005-09-25 07:05 [#01733553]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01733545

yeah... probably. that, or:

"by the way honey, i don't remember if i told you or not...
i have aids... but it's okay, you are wearing a condom,
aren't you?"

deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-09-25 07:05 [#01733555]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict | Followup to Anus_Presley: #01733548

Yeah, it's a thin line though, if you take it too far that
puke-bile can really sting a guy.

Anus_Presley on 2005-09-25 07:12 [#01733557]
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It's highly annoying when that happens.

weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-09-25 12:25 [#01733772]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker

wow, 53 posts later and it couldn't be more obvious that no
one here has regular sex.

hanal from k_maty only (United Kingdom) on 2005-09-25 12:30 [#01733775]
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im a virgin

cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-25 12:32 [#01733776]
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"splushh* sound of it going inn

sluh sluh sluh sluh sluh sluh *SLAP* sluh

huff huff huff huff aaaassshh hyeah do that bitch yeah do
that shit

sluh sluh sluh *slap * pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
pat pat
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
patpatpatpatpatpatpatpatpat UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNGGGG

OOOOOOOOOOOSHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, DAMN

cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-25 12:33 [#01733778]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular

AAAARGGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

slump slump slump slump slump slump slump slump pat pat pat
pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat hUFF HUFF HUFF HUFF
HUFF HUFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHh AAAAAAAAAAH OH SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAH OH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT AAAAAAAAH SLUMP SLUMP
HURRRRRR

cygnus from nowhere and everyplace on 2005-09-25 12:33 [#01733780]
Points: 11920 Status: Regular

DONG DONG DONG DUSHHHH, AAAH SPLONK

DeleriousWeasel from Guam on 2005-09-25 12:44 [#01733782]
Points: 2953 Status: Regular | Followup to hanal: #01733775

that makes two of us...unless oral sex counts

it's still a type of sex, right? o_O

SValx from United Kingdom on 2005-09-25 13:35 [#01733816]
Points: 2586 Status: Regular

noisy sex is infintely better.

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-09-25 23:12 [#01734035]
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i'm a bit partial to the sound of balls clapping on an ass

corticalstim from Canada on 2005-09-26 06:17 [#01734175]
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trying to get to the second page of this thread gets me to
this

Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2005-09-26 08:59 [#01734245]
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well, at least I'm not the only one who's been getting that
problem.

KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2005-09-26 09:25 [#01734257]
Points: 5696 Status: Lurker

alan partridge said it best:

"let battle commence"

colani from Retarded (France) on 2005-09-26 09:57 [#01734266]
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I like my partner doing sex sounds.

Like "this one", "this one" and "this one"

yann_g from now on 2005-09-26 11:21 [#01734323]
Points: 3772 Status: Lurker

me caliente mucho en español but i wouldn't like it in my
language. (i'm going out with an argentinian girl who says
dirty things when we make love :)

hAnkyPhexTwin from Tucson, Arizona (United States) on 2005-09-26 12:29 [#01734370]
Points: 326 Status: Lurker

i like my ass to deliver splendid clapping noise as i
whistle from the cavity infesting the center of it

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