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offline axion from planet rock (Sweden) on 2005-08-13 18:39 [#01694232]
Points: 3114 Status: Addict



ummm beer is awesome


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-08-13 18:45 [#01694241]
Points: 10031 Status: Regular



i'm a dirty slut with greasy black hair
i like to smoke and spit and swear.
i think i'm arty, i think i'm hip
i got a piercing in my lip.
i met this guy in a bar,
we ended up snogging outside spa.
i thought he tried to sedate me,
it must've worked; he'd gone and raped me.


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-08-13 18:46 [#01694242]
Points: 2720 Status: Lurker



a fine example


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offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-08-13 19:29 [#01694290]
Points: 8984 Status: Lurker



This one nihgt I was on a cahtroom amd it was liek full of
retards. And u kno wut I said?
U tlak like a buncha fagits.
Then tehy were all liek 'asl'?
But u kno wut?
I sed I was an old creepy guy, and everybody stopped
ttalkgin right agfter.
Fcukign morons.


 

offline thatne from United States on 2005-08-13 19:54 [#01694314]
Points: 3026 Status: Lurker



Oh Trent Reznor
Fuck me in the ass
You don't care that I'm ugly
or that I spend all day eating ice-cream and watchen telly


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-13 20:01 [#01694318]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular



Just When Everything Was Making Sense
You Took Away All My Self-confidence
Now All That I've Been Hearing Must Be True
I Guess I'm Not The Only Boy For You

But That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get

How Could You Turn Me Into This?
After You Just Taught Me How To Kiss You
I Told You I'd Never Say Goodbye
Now I'm Slipping On The Tears You Made Me Cry

But That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get

Why Does It Come As A Surprise
To Think That I Was So Naive
Maybe Didn't Mean That Much
But It Meant Everything To Me

That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get
That's What I Get


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-13 20:01 [#01694319]
Points: 14210 Status: Regular | Followup to r40f: #01694318



-- trent reznor,

master 14 year old girl poet.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-08-13 20:10 [#01694323]
Points: 9856 Status: Lurker | Followup to r40f: #01694319



what a loser


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-08-13 20:12 [#01694324]
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that's what you say now, but just wait. one day, he's going
to make it big.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-14 02:37 [#01694410]
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The experience
and emotions
tied to listening to
Kid A
are like
witnessing the stillborn birth of a child
while simultaneously
having the opportunity
to see her play
in the afterlife
on Imax.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-14 02:51 [#01694417]
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I question the significance
and second the opinion
it just makes me want to dance
and kill a pigeon


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2005-08-14 03:32 [#01694432]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



rhymes cry and die (and later lie)
then soul hole and old (old kinda works if you say it
funny)

smears self in menustral blood,

screams "daddy! daddy! why'd you do it?!!!!"

(Id so have issues if I was a 14yr old girl)


 

offline zero-cool on 2005-08-14 05:12 [#01694449]
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all night i ponder.

all night i wonder.

all night i'm.... LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT BEAT(afrika
bambaataa)


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-08-14 07:37 [#01694485]
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To me, fair friend, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
Such seems your beauty still. Three winters cold
Have from the forests shook three summers' pride,
Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turn'd
In process of the seasons have I seen,
Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burn'd,
Since first I saw you fresh, which yet are green.
Ah! yet doth beauty, like a dial-hand,
Steal from his figure and no pace perceived;
So your sweet hue, which methinks still doth stand,
Hath motion and mine eye may be deceived:
For fear of which, hear this, thou age unbred;
Ere you were born was beauty's summer dead.


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2005-08-14 08:02 [#01694491]
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Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
Save, where you are how happy you make those!
So true a fool is love, that in your Will,
Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-08-14 09:14 [#01694505]
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*claps*


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-08-14 09:50 [#01694514]
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rot rot rot and decay
that's all that people say
they are not
and cannot see
that they are the ones being
miserable


 

offline EVOL from a long time ago on 2005-08-14 17:12 [#01694941]
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holy shit! if i didn't know better i'd say y'all are a
buncha sissy la la foo foo girly men who cry for their
mommies and suck their thumbs. but it's ok i know you're
really not.


 


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