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offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:12 [#01337690]
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i was only joking, but yes i do have a small item


 

offline dogboy from brighton (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:13 [#01337691]
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i know, your mum told me.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-09-17 09:15 [#01337693]
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My old cat, not Sammy but Jojo, used to piss all overr the
place, so even though I couldn't smell it I'm surre I must
have smelled of piss forr the firrst 14 yearrs of my life.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 09:16 [#01337695]
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your girlfriends cock?


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 09:17 [#01337699]
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How dare you? Pat Sharp is the nicest man to ever have a
mullet.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:22 [#01337709]
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Why, it was Jin Ja Nut, the Chinese exchange student!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:25 [#01337715]
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or was it the Yellow River by I. P. Dailey?


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:26 [#01337718]
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Why, it was Gary Baldy, the alopecia sufferer!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:28 [#01337721]
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or Hu Flung Dung's weighty tome "Oriental Milking
techniques"


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:32 [#01337727]
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Pssst... the game is to think of names of kids who could
smelled like biscuits!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:33 [#01337730]
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Don't be stupid, I'm just hijacking this thread with some
purilia! tsk.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 09:34 [#01337733]
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I once knew a kid who we cussed 'Tard Cream' because he was
a retard and dribbled on himself and it was all frothy.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:36 [#01337737]
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I bet you cussed him for that! Did you cuss Tard Cream? Come
on! Tell me you cussed Tard Cream!


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:36 [#01337740]
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Oh go on then. My mate was nice so we called him Nice.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 09:37 [#01337741]
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I was cussin' alright!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 09:38 [#01337742]
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I'm not going to be able to say anything else clever for the
rest of today.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:38 [#01337743]
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I'm laughing so bad I fell off my bike!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 09:43 [#01337755]
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whoa! what's all this CRAZY talk of cussing?!


 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2004-09-17 09:46 [#01337761]
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who you cussing mo fo?

and i am not even american

who remembers the theme tune to hulk hogan?

i am the real american
i am the real american
fight for the rights of every man
fight for the rights
fight for the rights



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 09:46 [#01337762]
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You always did love your bike.


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 09:47 [#01337764]
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ha ha!!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 09:52 [#01337766]
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horsefactory, circa Autumn 2002


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-09-17 09:55 [#01337768]
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HA ha, dope.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 09:57 [#01337769]
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the sound of horsefactory riding his bike,
encountering a small obstacle, like a clump of grass.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-09-17 09:58 [#01337770]
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this thread is off the hizzle!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-09-17 10:00 [#01337773]
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Sounds more like horsefactory in his clown suit riding his
bike (from the Clowning Around photshoot), falling, and
landing straight on his honker.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-09-17 11:26 [#01337845]
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I have a close friend who smells of batenburg cake.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 11:57 [#01337895]
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is batenburg cake the blocked thing? you have like four
squares in a slice, two of them the normal yellow and two of
them viciously green?

that is one of those things that I always used to see on
English tv as a kid, but I've never eaten any. of that cake,
I mean. although I also have not eaten any kids or
televisions, be they English or not.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-09-17 11:57 [#01337896]
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or was it pink and yellow?

I'm confused.


 


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