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ha ha |
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horse has a point. just wank and cheer up man. oh and get out of the house more. oh no wait you're a socially inept loser whos afraid to do anything about his situation. too bad, you lose. |
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Hahaha. |
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- Get some lube, and begin to masturbate in your favorite position — but right before you ejaculate, STOP! Put your hands down, or put them behind your head, so you don't ejaculate. Let your erection get just a little soft, and then start again, and once again, right before you ejaculate, STOP. If you do this at least four times, not only will it prolong your session greatly, it will make you ejaculate a lot more semen. I'm gonna try this and get back to you. |
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Film yourself doing stupid stunts. Then, when you eventually kill yourself, the tape can be recovered and the media backlash will call for an end to any and all retarded stunt shows, and you will have made a difference. |
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get a digital camera, a domain name, and web hosting... document your shitty life. take pictures of your purple cough syrupy puke covered couch. you're creative enough to be one of the most popular trolls on this board.. every one of your threads are more popular than most of mine... i'm sure you could get some satifaction from that. fuck dude, i'll even buy you a domain name right now. |
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oh, go start a livejournal and stop putting down the pussy. |
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stupid but fun. isn't the same with music? |
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Sex is Sexy. |
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hey monoid if you lived anywhere near me I would make an effort to meet you and be your friend and...nevermind we'd end up killing ourselves after discussing the meaning of life and death. I'm pretty much in the same possition as you I just don't say anything on this message board about it. |
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wow you guys would have the AWESOMEST fun!! |
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no it's not |
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sex is sticky. |
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.. if you make love to a pritt-stick |
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and sex is quite odorous too. oh my, yes. |
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sex. |
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pow! |
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> Because, most people shouldnt reproduce. no matter how stupid can sex be, this sentence is obviously more stupid than sex! reproduction of living species is not to be questionned! it's like wanting gravity not to exist! life reproduces. you won't change it, accept it! |
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> find a dead squirel in the park, microwave it for 45 seconds. this should warm it up and make it softer, then.... > > oh wait... nvrmnd. how do you write LOL in more capital letters? |
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> if you lived anywhere near me I would make an effort to meet > you and be your friend and...nevermind we'd end up killing ourselves after discussing the meaning of life and death. I'm pretty much in the same possition as you I just don't say anything on this message board about it. why not repairing yourselves instead? |
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i tried horsefactories suggestion, only with a washing glove and without the lube and the box spring. quite interesting one might say |
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really, if you ran out of sexes and the store is closed, find a washing glove. |
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So basically, you just had dry sex with a rubber glove. This is a sad day for humanity, jaroen. |
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EXCELLENT! it's 5:00.... ..I can go home and try the rubber glove sex! YES! |
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Hahahahaha! |
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maybe you two would end up having fantastic sex! |
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