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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-13 17:34 [#01303922]
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how is that a contradiction? the level of intelligence you
display and being avble to operate a computer is a
contradiction


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-08-13 17:35 [#01303925]
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see you're still typing, but yet i'm boring wowwie wow wow
:)


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-13 17:37 [#01303928]
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tard


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 17:37 [#01303929]
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How does me pointing out what a fucktard you are, lead to me
contradicting myself? Did at some stage I declare
"ChildrenTalking, sterling chap, always has something
worthwile to post or paste, and I will never say otherwise"?
To be honest, I don't think I did. In fact, I am quite sure
of it.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 17:38 [#01303931]
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I really dont think he's stoopid in the clinical sense.

Probably just a pussy

Daddy was too busy mowing lawns and banging fat chicks to
pay attention to him.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 17:39 [#01303932]
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If only ChildrenTalking would change his avatar to Justin
Bennet or Roland Browning.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 17:40 [#01303935]
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then hed be cool


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-13 18:03 [#01303970]
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"stupidity always insists." -ac


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 18:42 [#01304009]
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so now you're saying they're dumb because they even bother
to respond to you.

you might have proven yourself right on that one.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-08-13 18:43 [#01304011]
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this isn't a god damn hangout

who cares


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 18:46 [#01304013]
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but he lives in the best hangout on Earth!


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 18:48 [#01304016]
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This really is the vilest thread, I think it should be put
aside and only used for one's basest thoughts or the
unfunniest of online cartoons.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 18:51 [#01304018]
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"or the
unfunniest of online cartoons"



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 18:55 [#01304022]
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i just don't get that achewood thing, is it meant to be
unfunny in that same arse-achingly arch Doonesbury type of
humour that makes you want to kill yourself. Or, keeping it
On Topic, ChildrenTalking.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 18:55 [#01304023]
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Yes but its dedicated to you.

and your American hating ways.

See how useless it is to resist us?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 18:59 [#01304027]
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I despair of the internet, even more than usual, when my
vague distaste for ChildrenTalking talking bollocks is
misconstrued as rabid anti-Americanism. But there you go,
these are troubled times.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 18:59 [#01304028]
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not only unfunny, but also ugly. the full package.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:00 [#01304030]
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yeah, but look at it like this: ChildrenTalking is the only
person actually doing that.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 19:04 [#01304036]
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Shit he's ugly too.

no wonder he cant defend his own thread.



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:05 [#01304038]
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I want this to be THE HOTTEST thread on the Interweb and I'm
going to bang and bump it on the hour, every hour, for the
next 6 months.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-13 19:07 [#01304041]
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I think in order to defeat him he will have to be humiliated
into oblivion, the same way promo's reign of terror was
ended. Not that I care or anything.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:07 [#01304043]
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will all the Google-hype-followers flock to this thread?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:08 [#01304044]
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he seems to be exponentially more insane than promo.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:10 [#01304048]
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I will make sure to fill the thread with all the keywords
neccessary such as:
News, news, New, new, Technology, technology, Headlines,
headlines, Nuke, nuke, PHP-Nuke, phpnuke, php-nuke, Geek,
geek, Geeks, geeks, Hacker, hacker, Hackers, hackers, Linux,
linux, Windows, windows, Software, software, Download,
download, Downloads, downloads, Free, FREE, free, Community,
community, MP3, mp3, Forum, forum, Forums, forums, Bulletin,
bulletin, Board, board, Boards, boards, PHP, php, Survey,
survey, Kernel, kernel, Comment, comment, Comments,
comments, Portal, portal, ODP, odp, Open, open, Open Source,
OpenSource, Opensource, opensource, open source, Free
Software, FreeSoftware, Freesoftware, free software, GNU,
gnu, GPL, gpl, License, license, Unix, UNIX, *nix, unix,
MySQL, mysql, SQL, sql, Database, DataBase, Blogs, blogs,
Blog, blog, database, Mandrake, mandrake, Red Hat, RedHat,
red hat, Slackware, slackware, SUSE, SuSE, suse, Debian,
debian, Gnome, GNOME, gnome, Kde, KDE, kde, Enlightenment,
enlightenment, Interactive, interactive, Programming,
programming, Extreme, extreme, Game, game, Games, games, Web
Site, web site, Weblog, WebLog, weblog, Guru, GURU, guru,
Oracle, oracle, db2, DB2, odbc, ODBC, plugin, plugins,
Plugin, Plugins


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-13 19:10 [#01304049]
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Dang. Then someone will have to turn his avatar into a
bukkake party.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:11 [#01304052]
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heh. that's a pretty effective list.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:12 [#01304053]
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but this thread did make me wonder - are you Chilean?

I thought you are English and just living there, for some
reason.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:12 [#01304054]
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Someone did that to me once, Kochlear or somesuch, i was
pwned (another good keyword).


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:15 [#01304056]
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I am eeenggleeesh, originally from unfashionable south
london, I have only been living here in chile for a year or
so, but here I am. And by goodness the booze is cheap!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:18 [#01304057]
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there you go.

why are you in Chile?


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-08-13 19:18 [#01304058]
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And to think ChildrenTalking sent me an instant message to
the effect of "Why does everyone on XLTronic hate me?"


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:22 [#01304060]
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My wife is chilean, and I like it here, so, we thought, you
know, bugger it, live in Chile.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:24 [#01304061]
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that would've been my first guess, or something to that
effect.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 19:27 [#01304063]
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I guess if Children_Talking's ambition was to turn you into
a droll homo, he has acomplished that.

Englishman consorting with a Chilean wench!

The Horror


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:29 [#01304065]
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Well, obviously first chance I get I'll be chewing my way
under the mexican border or floating into Miami on half a
bicycle tyre trying to get into ChildrenTalking's back
garden.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:31 [#01304066]
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his "back garden", eh?




next question: why does Steve-O always vomit?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2004-08-13 19:32 [#01304067]
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i sometimes wonder why i ever visit this board.....

children talking; your posts seem more like a sad cry for
attention than anything else.... i'd pity you if you weren't
such a prick.

fuck off


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:34 [#01304070]
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I ask this, because I've just been watching Steve-O snort
very hot curry and then immediately vomiting.

it is kind of funny though.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:36 [#01304071]
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Steve-O vomiting, well, I think his party trick is to ingest
all sorts of awful things, and I suppose he's only still
alive because he reguritates it back up, I can't say I enjoy
the vomit, the vomlette sketch from Jackass makes me gag
(though that of course features the peerless Dave England).
Vomit, it's just not clever.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:37 [#01304073]
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You're watching his DVD, it's a bit disappointing, but you
warm to him as he's such an endearing fellow.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:38 [#01304074]
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oh man that vomlette sketch is awful..

the milk drinking skit was another gagfactory.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:38 [#01304076]
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I downloaded it. I did just see the footage from whence an
earlier avatar of yours came.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:43 [#01304079]
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I still don't know why i like it, because I'm not really
impressed with the stunts. There's something, something it
represents that I lack in real life. Friends and Having a
laugh, probably.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:47 [#01304086]
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I used to really hate Jackass, but then I kind of suddenly
warmed to it. it's completely dumb, but not much dumber than
making stupid jokes. I'm not impressed by the stunts either,
although I wouldn't do any of them. it just appeals to the
eternally juvenile nature of men. :)

oh look. Steve-O eats some squirrel. and then vomits.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 19:48 [#01304087]
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Its wasabi you slag.

dont they have sushi in chili?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:49 [#01304088]
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aw jesus that guy just vomits so easily..! and always in
liters..


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:49 [#01304089]
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why do you keep saying "slag"? are you english?


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2004-08-13 19:50 [#01304092]
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no Im a metalurgist


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-13 19:52 [#01304094]
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As long as you don't see the sketch where his witless
companion has diarrhea or the dog poops the condom.

To redeem this thread I will say the excellent Cultural
Amnesia reformed for two days in July and have posted 4 new
tracks on their website here, I recommend
thoroughly I Am Taking Photographs and Perfect Activity (I
Get The Feeling).



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-13 19:54 [#01304096]
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this thread has been unredeemable since the moment it was
posted.


 


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