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nice vocab never heard traipse or thouroughfare in a rap lyric. |
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All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. |
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wow, thats the best ever. you win. no really. seriously. no im really serious now. :| |
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Vanilla Ice was OK...he just fucked it up trying to be black and selling out to the media. |
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Nice vocab except you made words up, where wack as fuck and the last line is gay. |
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breakin your nose like i break the bank i smoke the dank i hold my nose cuz your tracks is rank pee-yew, your raps is doo-doo not hersheys choco, but watered down yoo-hoo uh oh, there i go again stealin rhymes instead of dippin my pen in a fountain of deep thought i emerge with a page of words i feel fresh like a can of surge i do declair, its good to be here before i beat the retreat and grab an ice col' beer just stab her and steer like raol duke, i think im gonna puke all over this screen im feelin green |
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sorry that was terrible...expecially the last line. |
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ocne again... this isnt about being good, its about havign fun and a good laugh. im not a rapper, sorry. im a white guy from harrisburg, pa (cornhole county, practically) |
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Oh. In that case my comment should have read. "sorry that was terrible...expecially the last line." |
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do better. this isnt the "rap criticism thread" |
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Pickety witch, great old band I saw the guitarist, giving a hand To an old woman, who was hang-gliding wicked Like that cunt outta Corrie, MC Adam Rickett She had new false teeth in They was straight outta compton And they fell on Jamima From Playschool, on after Trumpton She jacked a car with alloys And in the back was Jonathon King Molesting 3 jailbait little boys So she whacked the cunt with a pirate copy of lord of the rings etcetc |
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i've heard you get whiny when you run out of bandwidth but you never seem upset when you're in a life sized manwich |
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Yo it's 10 o'clock news nightly Breakin through all-mighty.... This shit's M-rated mature Your rhymes fuckin give me a bore I sprawl the floor In search of echoes Stucco-modeled freckles... A speckle of dust and dime-bag dreamscapes comin up from the mist of recessive inherited traits With Snoop, I lock onto the Indica fuzz- static generation spilling liquified buzz - hey Cos, don't bend your style, turn the dial... fuckin get off while.. you still can. |
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As I Fav+, not makin' no fuss... I say hasta manana,.... see you cracked up bitches tommorra!!!!! |
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mc303 & roygbiv: those were both great! even as brief as roy's was, it was funny as heck! zig: that was quality dissin, homes! the indica fuzz part was my fav |
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can't touch this |
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my music hits me so hard that it LITERALLY makes me say "oh my lord" literally. |
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break it down. |
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required requirements are never met nor do people realize their destiny is to be shaped by me and raped by me, and was originally faked by me figure yourself as a veteran from the war but this is peace and you're just a whore |
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workin' dis shit, gonna get hit Boss on my back getting right on my tit Need to go home, gotta get stoned but it's hard work rolling over, give the dog a bone |
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guy with huge ears and guy with bobbing head none of them got heirs and none of them are dead not yet at least bring me the yeast |
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w3rd |
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ima uber-leet haxor of nub breathin fire, ill roll yo ass' AWAY as if you were a tire. dont stress this, take a piss, you wont miss, a chance, to dance, in hell. y'all smell, like a prison cell, let me retell, the story or your failure, as you turn to look, like a chariticature, i cant be sure, if there's a cure, for your lameness, cant touch this, yo dissed.. i said w3rd dammit |
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Drunken Mastah I'm commen right atcha You'll be the first one to die before I use my gun to commit suicide you chose your instrument of torture; that I'm gonna respect but I'll keep giving you pain while you pray for death |
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praying for death, you'll never see unless, that is, i put a mirror in front of you the plaethora of horrors bestowed upon thee to make your faith crumble and turn to goo preferrably the television will broadcast this you will be mummyfied in the summer your bones in a dyecast I'll scream: "BUMMER!" |
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You will get to know well that I'm the bringer of doom but it would really be swell if we just got high on shrooms |
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drugs ain't for me, but go ahead I'm going to a hip-hop concert, will you come along in my head? after, I hope I'll get a bitch to spread if so, I'll make porn and post it on the web. |
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i guess i cannot hip-hop's not really for me but if you do get a hoe I'll host your porn site for free I gotta go for a while I've got drivers to setup I hope my computer don't crash that would be really fucked up |
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if your computer crashes, bring it to an auto-shop they'll fix the (earth)leakage, and make your head go "pop" don't listen to popmusic, kids! |
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Retard Gangsta Biznas: Grab a little puppy, through him off the roof! When the coppers came around I didnt tell em the troof. Im such an evil motha, and my brains bulletproof. neurotic-disorder-so-that-when-you-see-schoolbuses,-you-dev Fuck-with-your-mind-so-that-you-develop-an-obscure- elop-a-sweet tooth. |
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My perplexing use... of sexy loops... will make you and your immediate family... poop! |
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your phones are broken, you bring me a slotmachine-token or is that a slutmachine, I don't know where's the pun? it failed, like this show without the snow you and your family lives in Hoboken! |
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Da puppy's a wolf I'll gnaw cho ass foo you should go to sleep you're gonna miss school |
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ERROR: User is not existing or deleted! .. ? |
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So, what's going on with this thread almighty ('cos I usually check xltronic.com board nightly) as I see what's been going on here for quite a while I thought I might slip in and let my rhymes run a half-mile Let me say what's been on my mind lately I just can't get rid of the thougths that this world is full of hatred I feel like I should do something 'bout it but somebody said that it's better to keep one's mouth shut Fuck him! I say what i like even when people ask "who's that asshole who has the mic..?" I don't care some words must be said to shake the brains of those who have lost their heads ... |
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y'all might say that my rhymes are too simple and the way that I type my words is trite but you can always show you can do better or think that "this dude is fulla shait" that's your birthright... right? |
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*** did I say "shait"..? I meant "shite" but that's probably cause my mothertongue keeps having a bite byte, which equals 8 bits - the same amount of bits my first soundcard had - back then when times didn't seem so bad - shite and again shite, I need some dynamite to clear my lungs and let me breathe... breathe... and succeed in this wicked world we're living in (though it sometimes feels like sitting in a box of tin) I somehow manage to make it without having let my soul get ripped (jazzy chorus loop...) |
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You step up, chuck yo, your girls got a huge muff. Your wackass style has more fluff than a cream puff. |
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*Doogie Howser Loop* This little fucker got a college degree But he aint up to snuff, yo, his mom still helps him pee. Cuttin open stiffs, workin' 12 hour shifts This boy is not a genious, he wears platforms for lift. I gotta problem with ya, howser, and you know its true. You can kiss my ass, like Franz on 'PD Blue |
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*oohhhhhhhhh!* |
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Devastating dave, the turntable slave? Zip zap rap? Hey kids stay in school, its the only way, you'll stay cool. (look it up) |
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You know my Howser verse tore shit up, worms |
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Ok time for a scratch interlude until next verse. Peep my craps, y'all. ahhh-kitta-ka-aahh-a-a-ahhhh F-f-f-f-f-fffresh W-w-will-w-will you-you-y-you--su--su-su Willyousuckmycock? |
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crabs i mean. Yeah, I was just testin y'all. Muahaaa |
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"My perplexing use... of sexy loops... will make you and your immediate family... poop!" I don't think I'm ready for that kind of shit... |
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staying in school is the only way to be a bystander in this nonsense they call "life" I think I'll never grow up although I'm 24 and tried living together with a single girl for six years - so long that I almost could have called her a " wife" 'nuff said... wrote it while tuned on "Sound Providers - Might Steps" get the whole fucking album! You will have no regrets! word up |
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i do what i please i fumble wif da keys if i'm feeling peckish i eat me some cheeze boooooooooyyyyyyy |
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...and this is just a test.. ohyes...! |
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No humans are ready for my dope delivery industry |
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Yo I fogot I had this shit on Favorites,..... May have to reiterate on past statements, Comin' up through this hazy fog-drenched thread Is a massive gargantuan Vishnu-shaped head. Worshipping the with my spiritual href,..... Blinded by hatred, and unclosed tags you're all fuckin' fags,.........with bad taste and a waste of perfectly good schwag. :) (none of that was meant to be taken seriously.) |
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