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wait a minute,.. george bush doesn't wear a hat,... err,.... a drive by slap on the forehead then |
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what, a drive-by slap on his foreskin? He's a texan, so he's probably had the chops. |
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and with that you have just posted the 500th message today! sorry to notice. |
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I knew it, you're secretly in love with me, and so you're tracing my every move. No wonder you know more about me than I know about myself. |
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you got me! would you marry my avatar? |
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yes, if the bouncing boobs are included. |
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i want somebody to shoot me with a stun gun to stop me drinking the poison, only when stunned i fall off a cliff and into the mouth of a giant scorpion, just like on star trek tos |
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die fucking? |
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sure, have a heartattack as you cum. |
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seppuku is ritualistic suicide. you take a knife, slice open your abdomen, then if you're really badass, you make another cut upwards through the sternum. then a guy you hired earlier cuts off your head, although not fully, but just so it hangs by the skin of the neck. its a pretty terrible way to die really. |
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urgh I had a different image in my head... |
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what could possibly be better than that? I'll tell you: nuffin'! NUFFIN' |
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