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It's something that takes a LONG time to fully recover from! :| |
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next time you buy condoms ask for a test drive |
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no not you (couldn't be arsed to scroll down to whoever didn't like it) sorry :) |
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oh right yeah forgive my slowness |
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wow, this thread has taken off nicely! :D |
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pizzas always have embarasing names to make you look stupid when you order them. instead of saying "i'll have the pizza with tomato, pepperoni & onion" you are forced to say "i'll have the great huge wobblynob special please" |
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i've had 2 girlfriends, they are a pain in the ass, but they're much bettere kissers than guys. anyways, i also have a problem with renting certain movies. |
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on the whole, yes they are. |
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like movies with freddy prince jr. for the teenage girl in me, hahah |
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I have more than once to quit the phone call when I was ordering pizza cos I was having a laughing attack, due to the names |
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marlowe> you've kissed boys ?! :0... hehe, jk |
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i cant tell you what i cant buy :] |
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lol @ nacmat |
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umm, yes I have. |
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Enemas.... i've had to buy them for my grandfather. Ick. |
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That is, if you can ever fully recover from having the joy of life sucked out of you by archiac superstitions based on fear and guilt and an ever present and over-riding threat of eternal damnation. |
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holy shit! neely is going to town! i think she might be pregnant, all she does is eat and sleep. |
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there is a movie which will be called "RRRrrrrr!!!", airing in france i don't know when, somewhere in the future. it will be funny to see people asking tickets for it... |
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Yes, exactly - it really does suck to be exposed to Catholicism when you are at an EXTREMELY impressionable age... haunts you forever, so it seems. |
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Actually, I don't like buying Cinema Tickets either... and I've only ONCE been to the Cinema by myself. |
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I love buying porn when there's a female behind the counter. Although, I don't have to buy porn anymore, being online and shit. |
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jeez I'd rather not go than go alone |
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Love. |
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hate. |
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ANGER IS A GIFT |
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so then what's love? |
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I don't mind at all going to the cinema on my own... especially films that nobody else you know will like. |
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an excuse for crap poetry. |
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The shop assitant a my bike shop got a laugh when one day I went in and said. "Hi,I don't know if you can help.I've noticed a loud squeek somewhere in my rear end.I noticed it when I bounce or when I put a lot of force into it.I don't know if its lube or not I need.I've notice a small hole down there too,maybe thats the problem,could you fill it or something.My freind had a good go with it,and he noticed it too." I was talking about my bike...only I forgot to mention that. |
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ok, whos gonna take up the dare of going out on a mission for the worst shopping list we can create, winner gets a prize of somesort. 10 items, i'll nominate Haemeroid cream and a mans thong. |
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thanx marlowe. i'm gust gonna go listen to NO GOOD by depeche mode, excuse me. |
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oh yeah, i can't really stand to buy porn either. here's another you can't buy - MY ALBUMS!!! MWahahaaoh wait .... that's not funny. :( |
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phiz> i'll get feminine wipes, a douche, and 6 pregnancy tEsts |
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I nominate extra small condoms or for a girl,extra power anti-viginal fungus cream. |
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I remember when I was a mailman, one of my co-workers had a package to deliver, which had become ripped... we peeked inside and it was an ebony vibrator... the recipient was a man :D |
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did the mailman tell him he had brought him a chocolate surprise? |
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couldve been a present, the recipient might have been very pleased :) |
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how much was it? |
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I like going to the cinema by myself |
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nah, it was a gay couple, phiz :P |
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I like being jerked off in the cinema :P |
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i've nver fooled around in a cinema.... it's just... like.... dirty. imagine how many peoples fat swaty asss have been there |
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It's great! I like it a lot |
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tho, i did have sex in a play ground on a basket ball court, where i played as a child.... so who am i to judge? |
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mine was on a roundabout in a play-ground :D |
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oh, and on the Bleachers of a high-school football field in America, too! :D I didn't like that much, tho, because it was risky -- high up and exposed... bit TOO risky for me... but I love having sex in unusual places, and outside... I like it in Graveyards too...I've made the rounds of varoius graveyards in this city... I remember once having sex in the disabled toilets at a wedding, too.. that was nice. |
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i once had sex in a bathroom during a party at my friends house. all i remember is that i kpt banging my head against the door... it fucking sucked! |
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1 - tub of vaseline 1 - russett potato 1 - tube of chap stick (cool mint) 2 - large bottles of orange mad dog 20/20 |
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and when i came out all my friends were like "w0000t, yeahhhh you're th man, blahhh!" tho i am not a mna, i'm a chick. my friends are morons. |
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...sounds like you're an experienced shopper, epohs... :P |
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