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OMG i swear i just heard that like two seconds ago ... Wierd. :S |
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yeah, it was me who said it the first time too |
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he he hey , ask : "baby , would you like to fuck ,or you need to walk together first ? " |
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ahhhh ic :D hehehehe |
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why aren't there any girls like you around here? seriously. I need a shy, quiet girl who'd rather people watch than talk, or have the tv do the work for her..... For a pick up line: I think you need to shock a girl in 3 minutes to stand out. Just say "My penis goes down to my knees" I mean, at least they will smile, and you've already embarrased yourself, so you'll loosen up, and then, seriously, just bail for ice cream or something. It's the contrast, penis and ice cream, it's golden. keep 'em on their toes. |
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Thats textbook shit (meaning good) from Anon. Killer. |
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I underestimated you Anon again. I had the feeling you were pretty sharp but your comments are impressive. |
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Fact is the sexual imperative within men and women is very strong. We just confuse it with all this intellectual bull and claim this and that. But beneath all the flim flammery that is the overidding theme. |
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I agree with this - anon has wisdom and understanding way beyond her tender age |
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I dont reccomend speed dating that much.. What I learnt through the whole thing was how bollocks I am at small talk. Someone asked me what my favourite record was - that was tricky. Hers was Madonna - The Immaculate Collection. I couldnt wait for the bell to ring when I heard that... My housemate got a date with the best looking girl in the whole place for tomorrow night. Bastard. She was fit but she knew it and she was well up herself. |
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Feint falling asleep. |
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And try to look cute doing it. |
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It worked for me ! |
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SHIT ! MY WIFE'S CHASING ME WITH A CORDLESS BLENDER HELP ! |
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since we're in the business of giving advice in this thread, how about helping out "my friend" with a little problem. "my friend" just happened to run into someone who, oddly enough, shares the same intrest in a certain obscure band. "my friend" is dying to get to know this person and possibly make a new friend. The problem is that "my friend" is painfully shy and socially inept when it comes to meeting new people. How would "he" break the ice? Do any of you studs have any good advice? |
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TokyoFlow: Just remeber 3 things in this very order: Compliment Introduction Question Works everytime. |
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I thought pinching a girls ass was the Italian way of seduction.. |
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nah, trust me on this technique. You have to say them pretty quick, that way the girl is kind of taken aback and still digesting the compliment whilst thinking of an answer to your question. |
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so what are into? what do you do in your spare time? which came first, chicken or the egg? |
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first I ate the chicken then I ate his leg |
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"Are you sure you can afford to pay for everything tonight? I felt a bit bad coming to meet you without having any money but X said it would be OK." Wait for the look of horror on her face and then start laughing your bollocks off following up with buying her a drink. |
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Cheeky scouse charm.. |
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that's a good idea. |
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hehehe , whoo i rock :P N'koo for all the niceties :D -A- |
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I would proclaim it national Anon day but it is already national 'I hate McDonalds' day today |
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Is it reallt tho or are you just hating ''Maccy Dee's '' 'Cause eithr way - Im in :D |
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oh oooooooooohh hohhhooohhhh i just remeberd YOU have a day!! 30th of april if i remember correctly , whoooo!! |
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haha. are you talking about the whole 7 minute date thing? www.7mindate.com? i just saw an ad for this while out on the town ... are you from london, ON? sounded kinda interesting, but $45 per event? kinda steep for my pockets. as for icebreakers: hey baby, what's YOUR starsign?!? hehe |
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how about this cheeky one: "we may only have 3 minutes to turn ice into water tonight, but i'm by no means a 3-minute man!" |
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"we've only got three minutes, can i shit in your mouth?" |
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hahaha "Hey, with your looks i can cum in 3 minutes. How bout it hun?" |
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but seriously folks, to all the male xltronic users - what was the last time a girl asked YOU out? why don't women ever (or at least very rarely) take the initiative? has no good come of feminism at all? |
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lol, now come on! Manure's not that bad! I don't even mind the word manure. It's newer, which is good, and a ma in front of it. Ma-Newer. When you consider the other choices, manure is actually pretty refreshing! |
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Actually one of the girls I met at the speed dating just sent me a mail asking me out. I think that is the first time that has happened to me. Anyway - I have the results of the whole speed dating thing anyway (on the off chance that anyone is interested - probably not). Of 12 3 minute dates, I ticket three as yes - and I got four ticks fom the ladies, two of which matched my ticks, if that makes sense.. So, that means a third of the ladies were interested in me. Unfortunatly this is not statistically significant as this was a self selecting group - but what it does mean is that 1 in 3 desperate women finds me attractive woooooooootttttt! |
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No it was london england not london ontario. |
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I was asked out by a girl last Saturday. I said no. |
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Why was she a real moose? |
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No, she just wasn't my girlfriend :D |
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"you have an icepick" still better than my usuall "blelj oijo;?" |
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"Youd better be better than that last slut I spoke to" |
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or sluttier |
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Just try not to seem desperate. Thats something i learned. Desperation in a guy, is like pimples and an ugly body on a girl. Its the worst. In a girls mind it goes like"desperation - stalker - child molester - rapist" You should rather go for the old isaac hayes saying: "true love and security, are 2 things a woman needs" |
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Wise words dirtypriest. |
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Have fun, ask her questions, like "Who's your fucking daddy?" |
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let me clear of a little space for you to sit down :wipes off face: |
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isnt that something for after he's left with one ;) |
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nah, that's when he pulls the gun out |
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t-o m-a-n-y e-a-s-y a-w-n-s-e-r-s c-a-n-t t-y-p-e p-r-o-p-e-r-l-y b-r-a-i-n i-s s-t-a-r-t-i-n-g t-o c-o-o-k m-u-s-t r-e-s-i-s-t u-r-g-e t-o s-a-y m-e-a-t s-h-o-t-g-u-n |
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Anon by the way, those tips are KILLER STUFF!!! Thanks. |
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Let me know when your brains done cooking, I need something to put in my sandwich |
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